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gimme-website · 04-14-2012, 03:59 PM

Gimme-website has always been in demand. I now have a junior and still am unable to supply enough man hours to meet that demand. My existing client base is HUGE and this is all based on the quality of GW's work. GW is the best.. and we want to get even bigger.

I'm looking for another 'ME'. I don't want to amalgamate with another studio as you are all crap in my eyes. You are my competition and I intend to take all your business.

I want to turn GW into a SUPER studio.

To clarify.
Using Dj Fonts does not make you a designer
Being able to follow a tutorial does not make you a designer
Just because you made it, it doesn't mean it looks good.
If you don't have the 'Eye', i cant teach you it.

You must be passionate about design, or a great html/css coder.
Take a look at my folio, are you as good as me? Could you be as good as me?
I don't want a design graduate..they taught you nothing and you wasted 4 years of your life.

I don't want a 'known' Gfy'er.. yur all crap/stale and you know it.

I'm looking for raw/fresh/hungry talent.... Who is more interested in making a name for themselves than work conditions/pay (yeah, new designers... We work like dogs and we get paid less than we deserve).

I'm expecting zero applications. But maybe i'll strike gold, who knows.

Your English must be PERFECT.

You must be affordable. I charge $60 an hour/$300 per day. You will earn much less than this until you are making profit for GW.

So if you have the balls, the passion, the belief in yourself.. and above all TALENT. get in touch. [email protected]

gimme-website · 04-15-2012, 09:43 PM

I know 'you' are feeling a little intimidated. Your questioning if your going to make a fool of yourself by standing up and saying "im fucking great. I could be better than you Anna".

Don't be. Stand up and say it.

porno jew · 04-15-2012, 09:44 PM

i do web good design where send job for resume?

harvey · 04-15-2012, 10:22 PM

I speak good engrish but I feel intimidated

gimme-website · 04-15-2012, 10:38 PM

Don't be like that guys.. this post isn't aimed at you. I want NEW/FRESH talent....
Not the same old stale shit...

harvey · 04-15-2012, 10:41 PM

sorry, if you're going to refer to me, please have a little more education: I'm REALLY GOOD LOOKING old stale shit

gimme-website · 04-15-2012, 10:57 PM

Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
My OP stated no established studios... no Known gfy'ers.
You have no business in this thread. (Unless you are prepared to stand up and say "im as good as you, if not better").

There are no Idols left in adult design. Its stale..
I'm looking for the next round of talent that will assimilate and replace us all.
And they are lurking here...somewhere.

harvey · 04-15-2012, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
My OP stated no established studios... no Known gfy'ers.
You have no business in this thread. (Unless you are prepared to stand up and say "im as good as you, if not better").

There are no Idols left in adult design. Its stale..
I'm looking for the next round of talent that will assimilate and replace us all.
And they are lurking here...somewhere.

I'll never be as good as you, that's all I want to be but I know it's not possible

mightyjoe · 04-15-2012, 11:19 PM

how can you be the best designer off gfy if you can not even make original graphics to your logo?

lets examine your bad looking non original graphics logo

you use font letter g and w (not original graphics) and bad o like graphic. see the tip of the w connected to that bad o like graphic, its very thick. very bad looking.

overall, its a bad looking logo from loud mouth designer wanna be

gimme-website · 04-15-2012, 11:22 PM

I can see you have taken offence to my wording in this post.

If i'm going to take on all the risks that come with hiring/mentoring/developing someone.
Why would my starting point be any less than where I am now?
They should have the drive, ambition and raw talent to at least match me, if not exceed me.

We have no beef harvey.. lets keep it that way. x

mightyjoe · 04-15-2012, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
Unless you are prepared to stand up and say im as good as you, if not better.

what the crazy and arrogant guy say?

gimme-website · 04-15-2012, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe

how can you be the best designer off gfy if you can not even make original graphics to your logo?

lest examine your bad looking non original graphics logo

you use font letter g and w (not original graphics) and bad o like graphic. see the tip of the w connected to that bad o like graphic, its very thick. very bad looking.

overall, its a bad looking logo from loud mouth designer wanna be

I wondered when the dribbling idiot would arrive. Hey joe ! xx

mightyjoe · 04-15-2012, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

i do web good design where send job for resume?

sarcasm as its best, hope the wanna be designer understand you pointed out

mamaliga · 04-16-2012, 07:34 AM

FAIL

gimme-website · 04-16-2012, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamaliga

FAIL

Wrong. This thread is having the desired effect. I have had 2 unknowns step forward.
1 for coding 1 for design. Keep bumpin...

Barefootsies · 04-16-2012, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Wrong. This thread is having the desired effect.

gimme-website · 04-16-2012, 12:32 PM

Gonna keep this search up for as long as I have to. And if you shit in my thread... I will follow you round like an obsessed loon and shit in every single one of yours...FOREVER

gimme-website · 04-17-2012, 10:43 PM

Working alongside GW will give you instant good looks,charm and a free wish from any star in the sky..

Deej · 04-17-2012, 11:51 PM

I take it you opened back up for business...

girls be all indecisive n' shit

gimme-website · 04-18-2012, 02:06 AM

I never really got the chance to close deej. I have my dayjob with fuckyoucash.com (LOVING IT..I'm not leaving EVER). And closing shop for a while was just to allow me some time for the transition.

Now over the past years I have built a HUGE client base. They have been loyal to me and I can't just tell them to go find somebody else. I just cant do it. Ive worked hard to earn their money..it would crush my soul to see all that hard work vanish. I also have a junior and I can't abandon her either.

There are 168 hours in a week and that leaves 128 hours to sleep/be a mom/wife and run GW. So come hell or high water.. GW is staying open.

But I conceed, I can't do it on my own.
If I had 5 'Me's'.. I could keep us all busy, in work and earning.
And if i made a real effort to advertise and get work.. i'd need 15 "me's"..

madgreg · 04-18-2012, 12:35 PM

I don't code , I don't design, I am crap at photoshop and don't even know how to use gimp, my english is pretty bad and to be honest, I am bored after playing 20 minutes with photoshop, I hate when people think they are the best when they are not, where can I send my resume?

gimme-website · 04-18-2012, 01:09 PM

Your post has me rather bewildered. If your not the person I seek, why are you here?

gimme-website · 04-18-2012, 09:22 PM

lets see what today brings. The next new 2nd best designer on GFY me hopes!!!

Mrwww · 04-19-2012, 03:29 AM

You blocked me on ICQ because i joke'd ? :D

You hit me up when you want real talent.

D.

*EDIT*

My fail.

loreen · 04-19-2012, 10:10 AM

Good luck with your search, Anna

gimme-website · 04-19-2012, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

Good luck with your search, Anna

From gfy i think ive had 1 genuine enquiry. 1 that im not sure is genuine. And 5 or so idiots.
It seems we are indeed a rare breed...

gimme-website · 04-20-2012, 01:23 AM

Que the famous line from Ghostbusters "WE got one"!!!
And I like what I see

mightyjoe · 04-20-2012, 05:05 AM

post his gfy nick or you are talking again to your shadow

gimme-website · 04-20-2012, 05:31 AM

Gladly..But first you must tell me who you are and what the hell it is you do ... Apart from shitting in peoples threads? Id realy like to get to know you joe...tell us a bit about yourself.

Barefootsies · 04-20-2012, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Apart from shitting in peoples threads? Id realy like to get to know you joe...

tell us a bit about yourself.

mavruda · 04-24-2012, 07:39 AM

There are always good people looking for job around this section.

Good luck with finding the right guy/guys for you !

gimme-website · 04-24-2012, 09:53 AM

Ive found him. 1st project completed at lightning speed. He's everything ive been looking for. Although id like to leave it a month or so before I put his name and face on my website.

Other news to anyone who cares, We are taking stock of a ELevX Eval copy and will be offering the sweetest ElevX skins. Im already wondering who our first ElevX skin will be for, we want it to be really special.

Barefootsies · 04-24-2012, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Ive found him. 1st project completed at lightning speed. He's everything ive been looking for. Although id like to leave it a month or so before I put his name and face on my website.

Other news to anyone who cares, We are taking stock of a ELevX Eval copy and will be offering the sweetest ElevX skins. Im already wondering who our first ElevX skin will be for, we want it to be really special.

Toe curling excitement.

gimme-website · 04-24-2012, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Toe curling excitement.

Send me a brief.. I'm accepting new orders.

nextgenwebtalent3 · 04-24-2012, 05:57 PM

only looking for one?

gimme-website · 04-24-2012, 11:09 PM

There can be only 1... DOnt you watch highlander? Serious.. 1 post, come back in 2 years.

Liviug · 04-30-2012, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

There can be only 1... DOnt you watch highlander? Serious.. 1 post, come back in 2 years.

so in 2 years you will cut his head off ?

)

gimme-website · 05-01-2012, 12:32 AM

3 posts? I cut off just your balls.....

tattoo · 05-03-2012, 05:08 AM

You are a very desperate looking person. Your ego is over-inflated and it shows. Your confidence is unwarranted.

gimme-website · 05-03-2012, 05:40 AM

And your a talantless fuck... so fuck off

gimme-website · 05-03-2012, 05:42 AM

Am i on heat or something? Why are you following me around sniffing my ass?

SIK · 05-03-2012, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

sorry, if you're going to refer to me, please have a little more education: I'm REALLY GOOD LOOKING old stale shit

I kinda hate to burst your (imaginary) bubble but... you suck.
Your "newest secret weapons" suck donkey ball, same as your "propaganda".

PS
I randomly tried to visit sites from your self-hosted portfolio. Designs do not match.
That leads me to a question.. is ANY of your work live and online at all?

gimme-website · 05-03-2012, 10:41 PM

All designers are delusional.. That's why we became designers.

gimme-website · 05-07-2012, 01:39 PM

This has been quite an interesting path.
80% didnt read the initial post and sent me examples that couldn't even sell on fivvr.
A few really good ones turned up. But a starting wage of $80 an hour? You think I can pay you more than I charge??

And then a few lost souls that I would dearly love to help, but if you got no skillz.....

What i did learn is that eastern European's are far more attractive to hire than Stateside/other euro zones. Their skillset is good...and expected wages are far more realistic.

Just sharing..

ShockDesignDev · 05-07-2012, 05:24 PM

Hey, I sent you an email. I'm new to adult but have been designing for 10 years. You said you were looking for fresh talent, well here it is.

gimme-website · 05-08-2012, 12:09 AM

I cant afford you weiss...You are very good though. I dip my hat to you.

gimme-website · 05-18-2012, 11:51 PM

I am still welcoming folio spam. One person has been hired via this thread...

You MUST be located in Europe.
No Indians"please sir welcome to very fuck off with your reply".
No foilo=YOUR NOBODY

Canada/USA. You are too expensive for very little skill level.

gimme-website · 05-21-2012, 10:22 AM

Where is the fucking talent around here??? Come on.. someone impress me.

gimme-website · 05-27-2012, 12:50 AM

The ego is still hungry, come feed me with your talent...

Still hiring...

04-14-2012, 03:59 PM	#1
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Designers, are you as good as me? Gimme-website has always been in demand. I now have a junior and still am unable to supply enough man hours to meet that demand. My existing client base is HUGE and this is all based on the quality of GW's work. GW is the best.. and we want to get even bigger. I'm looking for another 'ME'. I don't want to amalgamate with another studio as you are all crap in my eyes. You are my competition and I intend to take all your business. I want to turn GW into a SUPER studio. To clarify. Using Dj Fonts does not make you a designer Being able to follow a tutorial does not make you a designer Just because you made it, it doesn't mean it looks good. If you don't have the 'Eye', i cant teach you it. You must be passionate about design, or a great html/css coder. Take a look at my folio, are you as good as me? Could you be as good as me? I don't want a design graduate..they taught you nothing and you wasted 4 years of your life. I don't want a 'known' Gfy'er.. yur all crap/stale and you know it. I'm looking for raw/fresh/hungry talent.... Who is more interested in making a name for themselves than work conditions/pay (yeah, new designers... We work like dogs and we get paid less than we deserve). I'm expecting zero applications. But maybe i'll strike gold, who knows. Your English must be PERFECT. You must be affordable. I charge $60 an hour/$300 per day. You will earn much less than this until you are making profit for GW. So if you have the balls, the passion, the belief in yourself.. and above all TALENT. get in touch. [email protected] __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-15-2012, 09:43 PM	#2
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	I know 'you' are feeling a little intimidated. Your questioning if your going to make a fool of yourself by standing up and saying "im fucking great. I could be better than you Anna". Don't be. Stand up and say it. __________________ www.gimme-website.com Last edited by gimme-website; 04-15-2012 at 09:47 PM..

04-15-2012, 10:22 PM	#4
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	I speak good engrish but I feel intimidated __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

04-15-2012, 10:38 PM	#5
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Don't be like that guys.. this post isn't aimed at you. I want NEW/FRESH talent.... Not the same old stale shit... __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-15-2012, 10:41 PM	#6
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	sorry, if you're going to refer to me, please have a little more education: I'm REALLY GOOD LOOKING old stale shit __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

04-15-2012, 09:44 PM	#3
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	i do web good design where send job for resume?

04-15-2012, 10:57 PM	#7
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey. My OP stated no established studios... no Known gfy'ers. You have no business in this thread. (Unless you are prepared to stand up and say "im as good as you, if not better"). There are no Idols left in adult design. Its stale.. I'm looking for the next round of talent that will assimilate and replace us all. And they are lurking here...somewhere. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-15-2012, 11:19 PM	#9
mightyjoe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,390	how can you be the best designer off gfy if you can not even make original graphics to your logo? lets examine your bad looking non original graphics logo you use font letter g and w (not original graphics) and bad o like graphic. see the tip of the w connected to that bad o like graphic, its very thick. very bad looking. overall, its a bad looking logo from loud mouth designer wanna be Last edited by mightyjoe; 04-15-2012 at 11:24 PM..

04-15-2012, 11:22 PM	#10
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	I can see you have taken offence to my wording in this post. If i'm going to take on all the risks that come with hiring/mentoring/developing someone. Why would my starting point be any less than where I am now? They should have the drive, ambition and raw talent to at least match me, if not exceed me. We have no beef harvey.. lets keep it that way. x __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-16-2012, 07:34 AM	#14
mamaliga la gente está muy loca Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: 1Gbps Posts: 1,320	FAIL

04-16-2012, 12:32 PM	#17
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Gonna keep this search up for as long as I have to. And if you shit in my thread... I will follow you round like an obsessed loon and shit in every single one of yours...FOREVER __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-17-2012, 10:43 PM	#18
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Working alongside GW will give you instant good looks,charm and a free wish from any star in the sky.. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-17-2012, 11:51 PM	#19
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04-18-2012, 02:06 AM	#20
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	I never really got the chance to close deej. I have my dayjob with fuckyoucash.com (LOVING IT..I'm not leaving EVER). And closing shop for a while was just to allow me some time for the transition. Now over the past years I have built a HUGE client base. They have been loyal to me and I can't just tell them to go find somebody else. I just cant do it. Ive worked hard to earn their money..it would crush my soul to see all that hard work vanish. I also have a junior and I can't abandon her either. There are 168 hours in a week and that leaves 128 hours to sleep/be a mom/wife and run GW. So come hell or high water.. GW is staying open. But I conceed, I can't do it on my own. If I had 5 'Me's'.. I could keep us all busy, in work and earning. And if i made a real effort to advertise and get work.. i'd need 15 "me's".. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-18-2012, 12:35 PM	#21
madgreg Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 210	I don't code , I don't design, I am crap at photoshop and don't even know how to use gimp, my english is pretty bad and to be honest, I am bored after playing 20 minutes with photoshop, I hate when people think they are the best when they are not, where can I send my resume? __________________ French Translator contact me via skype: media22.fr Uploader available

04-18-2012, 01:09 PM	#22
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Your post has me rather bewildered. If your not the person I seek, why are you here? __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-18-2012, 09:22 PM	#23
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	lets see what today brings. The next new 2nd best designer on GFY me hopes!!! __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-19-2012, 03:29 AM	#24
Mrwww Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 374	You blocked me on ICQ because i joke'd ? :D You hit me up when you want real talent. D. EDIT My fail. __________________ DattonMedia Affordable design and media. Daniel Datton // ICQ: 9 0 5 9 2 8 support@dattonmedia.com Last edited by Mrwww; 04-19-2012 at 03:31 AM..

04-19-2012, 10:10 AM	#25
loreen myadultdesign.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 12,557	Good luck with your search, Anna __________________ Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio My logo portfolio: PornLogos.com

04-20-2012, 01:23 AM	#27
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Que the famous line from Ghostbusters "WE got one"!!! And I like what I see __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-20-2012, 05:05 AM	#28
mightyjoe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,390	post his gfy nick or you are talking again to your shadow

04-20-2012, 05:31 AM	#29
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Gladly..But first you must tell me who you are and what the hell it is you do ... Apart from shitting in peoples threads? Id realy like to get to know you joe...tell us a bit about yourself. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-24-2012, 07:39 AM	#31
mavruda porn cartoonist Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 2,598	There are always good people looking for job around this section. Good luck with finding the right guy/guys for you !

04-24-2012, 09:53 AM	#32
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Ive found him. 1st project completed at lightning speed. He's everything ive been looking for. Although id like to leave it a month or so before I put his name and face on my website. Other news to anyone who cares, We are taking stock of a ELevX Eval copy and will be offering the sweetest ElevX skins. Im already wondering who our first ElevX skin will be for, we want it to be really special. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

04-24-2012, 05:57 PM	#35
nextgenwebtalent3 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1	only looking for one?

04-24-2012, 11:09 PM	#36
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	There can be only 1... DOnt you watch highlander? Serious.. 1 post, come back in 2 years. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-01-2012, 12:32 AM	#38
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	3 posts? I cut off just your balls..... __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-03-2012, 05:08 AM	#39
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05-03-2012, 05:40 AM	#40
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	And your a talantless fuck... so fuck off __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-03-2012, 05:42 AM	#41
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Am i on heat or something? Why are you following me around sniffing my ass? __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-03-2012, 10:41 PM	#43
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	All designers are delusional.. That's why we became designers. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-07-2012, 01:39 PM	#44
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	This has been quite an interesting path. 80% didnt read the initial post and sent me examples that couldn't even sell on fivvr. A few really good ones turned up. But a starting wage of $80 an hour? You think I can pay you more than I charge?? And then a few lost souls that I would dearly love to help, but if you got no skillz..... What i did learn is that eastern European's are far more attractive to hire than Stateside/other euro zones. Their skillset is good...and expected wages are far more realistic. Just sharing.. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-07-2012, 05:24 PM	#45
ShockDesignDev Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 6	Hey, I sent you an email. I'm new to adult but have been designing for 10 years. You said you were looking for fresh talent, well here it is. __________________ We Do: Designs of all sorts, large and small programming projects, branding, marketing, seo, site updates & management, and we have custom CMS.

05-08-2012, 12:09 AM	#46
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	I cant afford you weiss...You are very good though. I dip my hat to you. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

05-18-2012, 11:51 PM	#47
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	I am still welcoming folio spam. One person has been hired via this thread... You MUST be located in Europe. No Indians"please sir welcome to very fuck off with your reply". No foilo=YOUR NOBODY Canada/USA. You are too expensive for very little skill level. __________________ www.gimme-website.com