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Old 11-18-2015, 12:25 PM   #1
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Programmer, Designer and SEO guru needed

I'm working for a philanthropic company that is going to make a major announcement very soon. I work in a mansion in the Encino hills of Los Angeles. Below is a picture of the desk I work at. I get 3 meals a day while at work prepared by two chefs on staff. I get paid very well.

We're looking for a Javascript Programmer, a talented web designer and a good SEO guru. If you are in need of a good job that will make you feel better about yourself that will be part of changing the world, send me a cover letter and resume to vendzilla{ at }yaho0 dot-com

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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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Old 11-18-2015, 01:31 PM   #2
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Hi,
you didn't give enough of info about the project to make professionals want to work with/for you. Who cares about your desk?
Rookies will surely go for everything they'll find.

Well, good luck anyways.
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Old 11-18-2015, 01:52 PM   #3
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you didn't give enough of info about the project to make professionals want to work with/for you. Who cares about your desk?
Rookies will surely go for everything they'll find.

Well, good luck anyways.
Do you know what Philanthropic means?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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Old 11-18-2015, 03:14 PM   #4
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Hi, is this position for inhouse staff only? We have close to 200 programmers at the moment dedicated to client's projects. I will definitely send you email and hopefully we can work together
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Old 11-18-2015, 04:21 PM   #5
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Hi, is this position for inhouse staff only? We have close to 200 programmers at the moment dedicated to client's projects. I will definitely send you email and hopefully we can work together
It's in house, sorry
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Old 11-19-2015, 06:51 AM   #6
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Good luck in your search V. If you guys need anything done remotely you know where to find me ;)
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Old 11-19-2015, 09:59 AM   #7
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Good luck in your search V. If you guys need anything done remotely you know where to find me ;)
Sarah, you will always be part of my fantasy threesome and if I needed something I could do remotely, I would go straight to you!

I'm helping out the hiring team because of all my connections after doing this so long. I'm in heaven here, best job ever. I'm heading down to the kitchen right now, the Chef has Breakfast ready! LOL
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:14 PM   #8
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Hey,

I'm a designer and love to work with you. Take me to LA.

Or Can I work remotely?
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Old 12-11-2015, 07:28 AM   #9
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if you are still looking for a designer... just feel free to message me anytime.....
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Do you know what Philanthropic means?
Yes, you work for free at a nice desk and maybe throw in a few "thou" to feel good.
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Old 12-12-2015, 07:12 AM   #11
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Still looking? If you ever needed a webguy remotely Sir please check us out ZombieOnDesk.com. Ohh and good luck on your search! Happy Holidays everyone!
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