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Saganesque · 03-03-2020, 12:30 PM

Hello all,

Allow me to make my introduction. My name is Shannon (call me Mac), and I'm a career Sr. QA Software engineer with over a decade of experience testing stand-alone software and websites. I have tested sites ranging from highly familiar/visible names in healthcare to equally familiar online retail presences, and I'm fully available to help with testing your website with both manual testing and front-end automation with Selenium libraries (i.e., robotic clicking through web pages and checking content). I have familiarity with Java and Ruby programming languages and web-frameworks, and can adapt to similar.

Worldly wise (I'm a vet and a former teacher abroad) I have also worn multiple hats in mom and pop shops doing technical help desk, sales support, and marketing presentations. I have the chops for written content, so I'm interested in that opportunity too.

I am at your service to help out with your software testing needs. 1099 contract and reasonable rates to build portfolio in the adult content market. First 2 hours of evaluation/consultation/testing is free. PM me for contact info.

Cheers,

Mac

celandina · 03-04-2020, 10:23 AM

Saganesque · 03-04-2020, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Did you have a question I can answer?

celandina · 03-06-2020, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Saganesque

Did you have a question I can answer?

Instead of this ( as an example)...

" The incopmatibility with your plan to use hydroxide or acidic elemets in your efforts to reduce or eliminate various aromas excuding from your excreetion removal carriages and increase requested volume of removal, would potentially not only be incompatible but may indeed cause potential breach in, and be likely causative of, deposits of such removal material in your domicile"

try this:

"Pouring acid down into your toilet to clear blockage, will eat your pipes and flood and stink up your house"

Saganesque · 03-06-2020, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Instead of this ( as an example)...

" The incopmatibility with your plan to use hydroxide or acidic elemets in your efforts to reduce or eliminate various aromas excuding from your excreetion removal carriages and increase requested volume of removal, would potentially not only be incompatible but may indeed cause potential breach in, and be likely causative of, deposits of such removal material in your domicile"

try this:

"Pouring acid down into your toilet to clear blockage, will eat your pipes and flood and stink up your house"

Thanks for being so thoughtful about this. In case it didn't come through, I test websites and other software. I can test the front end (i.e. using software to automatically click buttons) or manually test the site. I need to leave in a few terms like "web-frameworks" and "selenium libraries" to let pro developers who work on such sites know up front that I'm working with professional tools, and they'll know what they need.

Celandina, if you have a webiste, feel free to PM me.

celandina · 03-07-2020, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Saganesque

Thanks for being so thoughtful about this. In case it didn't come through, I test websites and other software. I can test the front end (i.e. using software to automatically click buttons) or manually test the site. I need to leave in a few terms like "web-frameworks" and "selenium libraries" to let pro developers who work on such sites know up front that I'm working with professional tools, and they'll know what they need.

Celandina, if you have a webiste, feel free to PM me.

There you go, a lot clearer to an ordinary mortal . Consider this as a bump

.....and yes I have a website ( VOD pay site) but it it works fine....I also do appreciate that you have a sense of humor...

Zuzana Designs · 03-07-2020, 09:09 AM

elcome to GFY Mac

Saganesque · 03-07-2020, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

elcome to GFY Mac

Many thanks! Quite glad to be here.

03-03-2020, 12:30 PM	#1
Saganesque Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 4	Sr. QA Engineer to test your website/app Hello all, Allow me to make my introduction. My name is Shannon (call me Mac), and I'm a career Sr. QA Software engineer with over a decade of experience testing stand-alone software and websites. I have tested sites ranging from highly familiar/visible names in healthcare to equally familiar online retail presences, and I'm fully available to help with testing your website with both manual testing and front-end automation with Selenium libraries (i.e., robotic clicking through web pages and checking content). I have familiarity with Java and Ruby programming languages and web-frameworks, and can adapt to similar. Worldly wise (I'm a vet and a former teacher abroad) I have also worn multiple hats in mom and pop shops doing technical help desk, sales support, and marketing presentations. I have the chops for written content, so I'm interested in that opportunity too. I am at your service to help out with your software testing needs. 1099 contract and reasonable rates to build portfolio in the adult content market. First 2 hours of evaluation/consultation/testing is free. PM me for contact info. Cheers, Mac __________________ QA Perfection ~ QA Pro ~ Secure Communication ~ No Social Media Tracking ~

03-07-2020, 09:09 AM	#7
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03-04-2020, 10:23 AM	#2
celandina Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,227