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Old 02-17-2010, 11:12 PM   #1
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I'm looking for writing/data entry work: cheap $2 for 200 words

Cheap and quality texts: choose from:

1) Blog posts
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Only $2.00 for 200 words.

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could you send me a mail to webmaster + fdsign + com with how much would you charge just for adding titles and around 30 words description for videos? I'll need around 10000, so please send me how many can you do per day as well
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could you send me a mail to webmaster + fdsign + com with how much would you charge just for adding titles and around 30 words description for videos? I'll need around 10000, so please send me how many can you do per day as well
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Thank you for your deal, Koragh. I wrote the texts decribing your blog posts.

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Fast work, nice texts.
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It was a rainy day in London when Ben was walking around on the streets in his leisure time. Ben liked to pass by random ladies and say a few words of greetings to them from time to time. He has always been a polite English gentleman, so he resisted the urge to scream out “Fuck me!” when he passed by an especially attractive English young lady. Ben was an older man. He had a weird habit of checking his hand watch every five minutes to see what the time was. On this rainy day, wet rain was pouring down on his gray coat when he passed by the Big Ben Tower at two o’clock. He checked his watch – it was indeed two o’clock. He looked up from his watch and he saw a random woman passing by him. He immediately said, “Greetings, young lass. I do notice that you don’t have a hand watch on your hand. I would like to inform you that it’s two o’clock. Have a nice day.” The young woman smiled and she said, “Hello, Ben. That’s for telling me the time.” In about five seconds, the Big Ben Tower behind the woman showed two o’clock. Ben kept walking and he passed about fifty feet away from the woman when he muttered to himself, “She’s so fucking hot! I really do want to fuck her.”



You see, Ben was a known pervert who lived in London and he liked to walk around during the day and give polite greetings to random English ladies. During the night however, he turned into an unstoppable nymphomaniac who bought a London escort every few days. You see, Ben was a millionaire who started a company called, “Food for pet dogs.” That is the reason why he could afford his expensive escort habit. At about three o’clock, Ben returned to his factory, which he owned. He walked inside the factory to oversee the dog food operations. He had a team of sixteen employees working on the assembly line preparing the dog food. Today he hired a female escort to hang around in the factory and look pretty for his workers. He told the workers, “This is your incentive to work harder. Whoever has the highest productivity today will get to spend the night with this beautiful London escort.” Her real name was Angela, but she used her business escort name Anna, which is the business name that she gave when she was filling out the application to get an escort license to work in London. Angela was one of the escorts of the London escorts and she sure was one of the busty escorts. She was one of the sexiest escort girls in London. Ben walked into the factory and after some time he looked at his hand watch again, the time was “3:05pm”. Suddenly he heard some barking sounds in the factory. It turns out that a small stray dog got into the factory somehow and the dog already opened a box of dog food and began eating it. Ben walked toward to barking sound to investigate what was happening. Suddenly, he heard loud female screeches and screams mixed with various barking sounds. He went about fifty feet past the assembly line with the sixteen workers, and then her turned around a corner to see an unbelievable sight.



What Ben saw was Anna, (Also Known as Angela), trying to shoo away the dog and make it go away from the precious dog food containers. The dog grabbed the black high heel shoe on Anna’s foot with its teeth and then the dog ran away to another dog food factory that was located about five miles away. Anna sat down on a box of dog food with her sweet sexy bubble butt cheeks and she started to cry. She was only wearing only one black high-heeled shoe on her foot. She was also wearing a tight red corset on her body. Some sexy tight fishnet black stockings were on her sexy long slender legs. Beautiful curly blonde hair was falling from her head onto her shoulders, boobs and back. She was also wearing some tight black panties on her sexy pussy and ass. Ben checked his watch – the time was “3:10pm”. Ben turned around and then he walked back to the assembly line. He noticed that Jack had the highest productivity for the day. He told Jack, “Here’s $100. Go to the store and buy the lady some new black high-heeled shoes. Then you can take her out for the rest of the day.” Being the pervert that Ben was, he also added, “the only condition is that I have to watch the two of you have sex.”



Patricia was a police officer who happened to be a pervert as well. One of her main hobbies was investigating Ben’s business and spying on his escort buying activities. At about 3:15 pm, she was walking around outside Ben’s dog food factory. Apparently, Patricia and Anna (Also known as Angela) were also lesbians who liked to fuck each other every week. Suddenly, lighting and thunder struck the sky and rain started pouring down harder and harder down on the streets of London. Patricia came up to the door of the factory and she knocked on the door. Ben opened the door and he let Patricia inside the building, because she said she was too wet from the rain and she wanted to dry up. At the same time, Ben let Jack walk out of the building with $100 in his pocket to go to store and buy the shoes for Anna (Also known as Angela.) Jack walked about fifty feet away from the factory and then he was stuck by lighting. Amazing, Jack survived and he also gained superhuman abilities to make every woman want to have sex with him.

Anyway, Jack came back to the dog food factory about 30 minutes later with the shoes he bought and then had an intense group sex orgy with both Patricia and Anna (Also known as Angela). He took turns fucking them in their pussies with his dick and then they took turns sucking on his dick. Ben watched the hardcore group sex action, and he kept checking his watch every five minutes.
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Steve Smith sat down in the aisle seat and waited for the 737 to take off. He took his brown briefcase with him that had precious notes on his corporation. You see, Steve started a corporation called, “Sewage Waist Experiments Inc.” His operations included testing the sewage liquids and solids for levels of poisonous materials and chemicals. In his briefcase, he also has a small sample of shit that he collected from the sewage systems. Steve’s thinking was that to make a million dollars he had to work in a field that nobody else wanted to work in. So, in his daily travels through the Detroit sewage systems he collected samples of shit and piss and other waste. Anyway, on Friday Steve took a shower and he decided to take a vacation to London for seven days. He took the sample of shit with him, because he wanted to do a little bit of work on his vacation in London. Apparently, Steve Smith has a fetish for squirting ladies and he enjoyed watching ladies piss liquids out of their pussies.



Anyway, one stop over in Memphis, and it would be good-bye Woodward Ave. and hello Bourbon Street! Steve was thinking of London escorts in his mind, he thought about getting one of the busty escorts for himself. He looked through some advertisements of escort girls earlier that day. He started daydreaming in his seat. His daydream was suddenly interrupted, however, when he chanced to see an absolutely stunning black haired beauty dragging an over night bag down the aisle, obviously looking for her seat. This was a sexy chick with sexy big round boobs in a tight red shirt. Everybody in the plane stared at her gorgeous body and even the pilot stepped out of the cockpit for a few minutes to glance at her amazing perfect figure with great curves. To Steve's utter delight, she stopped at his row, rechecked her ticket stub, and hoisted her bag into the overhead, and slipped past him into the window seat next to his. This sexy chick worked two jobs. One of her jobs was working as an escort. She was on her way to London to register to work for a new high-priced escort agency. Steve was surprised when she stuck her hand and said, “I’m Jane, Jane Juggson!” He took her hand, and replied, “Steve Smith, Sewage Waist Experiments Inc. Are you going to London?!?”



“London,” she answered, “I grew up in an orphanage in London, because my real parents abandoned me.” Just then the no smoking and seat belt lights came on, and a flight attendant announced that they would be taking off in about two minutes. “I guess we better use out seatbelts,” Jane said. “Yeah,” replied Steve. “If you are not wearing your seatbelt, you might get so scared that you piss your pants when some turbulence starts happening,” said Steve. Secretly, he wished to himself that she would piss her pants. “Please don’t say that, I’m scared to death of flying,” she said in a nervous voice, “besides I already bought this can of coca cola and I drank half of it already.” The look on her face told Steve that she was absolutely serious. Steve said, “don’t worry Jane, I’m going to talk to you about the first quarter of my financial statements to take your mind away from the flying of the plane.”



“Amazing,” he thought, “her sexy big boobs are incredible,” he thought that she was wearing her sexy tight red shirt on purpose to show off the shape off her boobs as much as possible. She grabbed at his chest while the plane was talking off because she was frightened. He thought it would be only fair that he grab at her boobs, as well. “I’m sorry I’m holding on so tight, but I really am scared,” she said. “That’s all right with me!” said Steve as he maneuvered his fingers for a better feel. The plane took off and it flew high and higher above the ground. Jane looked outside and she nearly fainted when she saw how high they were flying above the ground. “Hug me!” she said. Steve took his chance and he slipped his right hand up under her dress and higher and higher up her sexy slender thigh. Steve summoned a flight attendant and he requested a blanket. A few minutes later, Steve covered both of them with the blanket.



Jane became less scared and she started speaking through a whisper in his ear, “I grew up in an orphanage in London and I never had any parents. My parents abandoned me in an orphanage right after my mother gave birth to me. Luckily, God gave me the gift of beauty and I grew up to be one of the most beautiful ladies in London.” She flashed her tits to Steve. Amazingly, she had one of the most beautiful natural boobs with perky nipples that Steve ever saw in his life. Steve could not resist his wild natural sex instincts, so he unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. He lifted up her sexy tight red shirt and he started fucking her in her sexy wet juicy pussy deeper and deeper with his cock right there in the plane. He took the big blanket and he dropped it on top of them, so that nobody else in the plane could see what they were doing. “I love you, Steve,” whispered Jane. “I love you too,” said Steve. Suddenly, the plane when into turbulence and Steve thought about putting his seat belt back on. To keep Jane safe, Steve kept the seatbelt on her at all times through the flying on the plane. Jane started panting harder and harder. “What a bunch of perverts we are,” she whispered in his ear as he pushed his cock deeper and deeper in her pussy.



Time flew by very fast. Very soon a voice came over the loud speaker, “This is the captain speaking form the cockpit,” said the voice. “We’ll be landing in London in ten minutes, so please fasten your seat belts.” “I never want to see you again,” she said. “This moment was too beautiful for any future ugly moments to ruin it.”
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Erica was a one of the London escorts working in a high-class escort agency in Brompton, London. She has been working part time as a London escort for three years. She was one of the busty escorts. Sexy big round boobs with perky nipples on her body could get any man aroused. Surely, she was one of the hottest escort girls in town. After servicing a horny customer with whom she spent a couple of hours, Erica returned to her own hotel room in the evening. She felt hungry, so she decided to order something to eat. Erica called room service and ordered a sandwich and a soft drink. A few minutes later, the service guy showed up in her room – Suite 606. For some odd reason, Erica was not only feeling hungry, but she was feeling horny too. It turns out she was a nymphomaniac with a very high sex drive and that is partly the reason why she chose her escort job. Thinking that she could seduce any man to have sex with her, she picked out a sexy white lingerie outfit and she put it on her body. She wanted to see if she could seduce the man who brings the food to have sex with her. Erica put on a sexy white tight corset on her body as well as some sexy tight white panties on her ass and pussy. She put on some sexy small white high-heeled shoes on her feet, too. She put some make-up on her face and fingered her pussy a little bit to get herself even more aroused. She sat down on the big soft bed with her sexy ass and she put one of her sexy long slender feet on top of the other in a sexy position. She waited in anticipation for a few minutes before the guy came to her door.

Erica heard a knock on her door. “Room service,” the guy said. “Come in,” she said in a very sexy sweet seductive voice. Steve, the service guy, already knew that the escort was buying this room in the hotel. “Erica is a really sexy hot busty chick with an amazing body with perfect curves,” he thought to himself. “I want to stare at her for a while and I want to have a pleasant chat with her for a few minutes.” The possibility of her wanting to fuck with him for free did not cross his mind. Steve was broke and he needed this hotel job to pay for his gambling losses that he suffered last month. “What a bad decision,” he thought. “I should have never played craps with those suspicious people on the street corner. For all I know, they could have been gangsters, or something.” Steve thought to himself that it really sucked that he lost $2,000 in the craps game to a one-armed 30-year old lady with a black tattoo of a goldfish on her right shoulder. As Steve was standing beside door 606, he thought to himself what a miserable pointless existence his life was. You see, the only romance that Steve had in his life was a circus freak woman named Sara that he met during one of his visits to the circus. Apparently, she was a gymnast who has very flexible body and she could even bend to suck and lick her own pussy. Steve had a one-night stand with Sara and then she ran off to live with a clown named Todd. This clown turned out to be a psychopath and he likes to follow Steve around sometimes in public. The clown screams out various insults to Steve, such as, “Sara can give herself a better pussy licking than you can give her, Steve! You fucking asshole!” Several weeks of repeated stalking by the clown gave Steve depression and anxiety and that’s why he decided to bet $2,000 in a craps game in a desperate attempt to win something. Steve paused to think about the events of his life as he held the sandwich and soft drink in his hands. “Go ahead, come in!” said Erica from behind door 606.

Steve opened the door halfway and he noticed Erica dressed in her sexy tight white lingerie. “Fuck me,” said Erica. Steve reached for the door handle to push the door farther open and then suddenly he felt a hand grab at his shoulder from the back. He turned around and he saw Todd standing behind him. “Fuck you, asshole!” said Todd. In a mad burst of passion, Steve punched the clown in his face with all his strength. The clown got knocked out and he fell on the floor. “I don’t want to fuck the clown, I want you!” screamed Erica. She spread her sexy thin slender legs while she was sitting on the soft white bed. She started masturbating herself rapidly. “Give me the sandwich!” she screamed. Thinking that he had to act fast, Steve ran up to Erica and he stuffed the sandwich in her mouth. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. Erica had time to take one bite of the sandwich before Steve stuck his dick deep in her pussy. He pushes his cock harder and harder in her horny pussy and he grabbed at her sexy big round boobs with his hands. Erica moaned and panted sexual sounds while she ate the sandwich with her hands.

Erica finished eating the sandwich, and Steve was still continuing to pound her horny sweet juicy pussy with his dick. She took a sip of the soft drink. Steve continued to hump her while he stared her in her lustful face. Erica finished her soft drink and then she said, “pull out your cock, I want to feast on your cock now.” Steve pulled out his dick and she got down on soft carpet with her knees beside him. She took his dick in her hands and she put her lips to his dick. She sucked and licked his dick amazingly. Erica was still sucking Steve’s dick when they heard the sounds of a man regaining consciousness behind the door. “You’re not fucking home,” moaned the clown.
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Gabriella was a London escort who worked near Earls Court. She was one of the bustiest busty escorts in town. London had plenty of escort girls, but this was one of the finest looking chicks with some sexy big round boobs on her body. Her butt was unbelievable – it had some sexy bubble butt cheeks that were out of this world. All the escorts in London envied Gabriella, because she was one of the most expensive escorts. One on Tuesday, Gabriella came home after a busy day with three different customers. She opened a bag of nuts and ate the nuts, because that was her favorite snack. “I never tried being a pole dancing stripper,” she thought to herself. “I want more action in my life and I feel like I want to have more fun,” she thought to herself.

Next day, Gabriella woke up and took a shower. She went to a local strip club and talked to the management. “I want to try working here for one day,” she said. Of course, they agreed, because they could see that she was very beautiful and attractive. Gabriella decided to buy a vampire costume and work at the strip club on Halloween. She even got some fake fangs to put on her teeth. She got home with her purchases and she decided to try on the costume at home before taking it to the strip club. She stood in the middle of her bedroom completely naked and then she put on a tight purple corset on her body that squeezed her boobs. She also put of some tight thin purple panties on her ass and pussy. She put on tight black fishnet stockings on her sexy long slender legs. Gabriella got her sexy black high-heeled shoes and she put them on her feet. She looked in the mirror and she saw no reflection. Gabriella was shocked. “I must have turned into a real vampire,” she thought. After a while, she realized she had mistaken the mirror with a see-through glass she had in her house. She looked into a real mirror and she breathed a sigh of relief – her reflection was there. She could see her sexy big boobs in the mirror. The way the purple corset squeezed her boobs made her boobs look even sexier.

On the day of Halloween, Gabriella woke up and she put on her sexy clothes, again. It just so happens that her favorite book was a book about Dracula. She decided to get into the right mindset, so she read a couple of chapters of the book. She attached her fangs tightly on her teeth, so that they would not fall out. Ring!! Ring!! She heard her cell phone ring in her purse. She pulled her cell phone out of her purse. “I want to suck your blood!” a strange voice said through the cell phone and then he hang up. Gabriella didn’t have a good feeling about this. She called her girlfriends and apparently three of her friends decided to dress as vampires, as well. Her friends were going to a party some rich guy was hosting. This guy was a millionaire who made a lot of money in the fishing business. He had a sexual fetish for women dressing in costumes to look like a fish. “This guy is fucking nuts,” said Gabriella and she chewed a couple of nuts in her mouth. She went to the washroom and she brushed her fangs with toothpaste.

Gabriella arrived at the strip club at about five o’clock. The place was almost empty, because most of the customers arrive at about seven, or so. She never tried dancing on the pole, so she decided to give it a try. She got up on stage in her black high-heeled shoes. She did a few dancing moves on the pole and some guy in a dark corner of the strip club clapped. Gabriella glanced at the door on the club for a few seconds. For some odd reason, some guy came into the strip club with a wooden stake. He talked to the manager for five minutes, and then he left. Again, Gabriella didn’t have a good feeling about this. She continued dancing on the stripping pole. After a few minutes, she went off the stage and she decided to convince some guy to buy some lap dances from her. She walked up to some guy who was drinking vodka, shot after shot. This guy was really drunk. She came up close to him and he immediately grabbed her boobs. “Buy a lap dance,” she said. A few seconds later, the guy fell unconscious on the floor. Some guys grabbed him by the limbs and they took him outside the club. “It’s ok. Nothing’s wrong. He had a little too much to drink.” They said. While they were pushing the guy through the door, he regained consciousness and he said, “I want to suck your blood!” Then he lost consciousness again.

Gabriella came up to another customer. “I want to buy two lap dances,” he said. Gabriella sat down on his lap and she pushed her sexy big boobs in his face. She took off her sexy purple corset and she started dancing topless on his lap. Gabriella sure did know how to attract a man. This guy liked her so much, that he forgot about everything else in the world. By the time he said, “I think we should stop” it turned out that she gave him twenty lap dances. He reached his wallet with some feelings of regret. Gabriella serviced a lot of customers that day. After she finished work, Gabriella decided to go to a male strip club to buy some male strippers. “I put the ‘cool’ in Dracula,” some guy some guy said. She fell in love with him. They went back to her place and had some beautiful sex. He fucked her pussy and she sucked his cock. He jerked off all over her mouth and boobs at the end.
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Karina was a London escort who worked on Baker Street. This was a sexy chick with a really great sexy soft round ass. She was also one of the busty escorts, because she had some sexy big round fake boobs on her body. She didn’t regret getting the $5,000 boob implants, because it was more than worth it for the extra revenue she could generate from the boob-loving customers. She was truly one of the finest escort girls. One day she was sitting at home and she got a phone call. “Hello, I am an artist,” the person said. “I want you to pose naked for me so that I can paint you. I can offer you $500 for this.” Karina agreed. She came to the house of the painter and she posed naked for him and he drew a painting of this chick.

A week later, the artist took his painting to an auction. He wanted to sell the painting to the highest bidder. Karina was a sexy chick with sexy big amazing round boobs with perky nipples. She also had a sexy big round soft phat amazing looking ass with sexy bubble butt cheeks. She posed for the painting while wearing nothing but some sexy small black high-heeled shoes on her feet. A sexy small metal piercing was on her belly button. A colorful tattoo of a snake of some kind was on this chick’s lower back. The artist painted her while she was sitting on a soft brown couch of some kind. The artist was extremely desperate to sell this painting for as much money as possible. “$600 opening bid!” he yelled.

On the day of the art opening, Karina was sitting home alone and she was masturbating her pussy. She reached down to her pussy with her fingers with white fingernails and she caressed her sweet pink pussy lips faster and faster with her hands. She had an orgasm and she yelled in ecstasy as a bunch of liquid squirted out of her pussy. Karina went to the shower to wash up. “I really like that painting the artist painted of me. Maybe I will buy the painting myself,” she thought. “It seems that this artist is really obsessed with me,” she thought. “Maybe he will give me the painting if I fuck him. I won’t have to give him any money, then. I don’t care much for the artist, but I love the painting.”

Karina washed up and she came to the art opening. The crowd gasped and applauded as they saw her come inside the building. “That’s her! That’s the woman in the painting!” they yelled. “It’s a masterpiece!” some guy screamed. “Karina is cheaper to take home than the painting,” Karina’s previous customer said. Everybody laughed. Karina said, “I don’t love any of you people here. I fell in love with my painting. Who do I have to fuck to get this painting?” Apparently the artist turned out to be a cruel person, so he said, “You can’t buy this painting, Karina. All you have to do is look in the mirror to see yourself. What do you need the painting for?” Karina became irritated. “Just fuck me and give me this painting!” she yelled. “No,” the artist said.

Apparently the artist had a weird fetish for jerking off on paintings or something like that. Some people even said he uses his sperm as paint or something. Anyway, after five minutes, Karina seduced the artist and he could not resist fucking her. Another artist even painted a painting of Karin and the artist fucking beside the painting of Karina.

He pushed his cock deeper and deeper in her sexy sweet juicy amazing pussy and she yelled out loudly with sexual sounds. She got down on her knees beside the guy and she sucked his cock deeply in her mouth, too. He fucked her doggy style on the soft brown couch and he fucked her with her bouncing up and down his cock. She sure has some sexy big round boobs with perky nipples on her body. She was wearing some sexy tight black fishnet stockings on her sexy long slender legs while she was fucking him. Her sexy big boobs were bouncing up and down a lot while she got fucked in her pussy. She gave him a tit fuck with her sexy soft tits, too. Some other guy got involved and they double penetrated her pussy in some hardcore threesome sex orgy fucking.

They fucked for a long time and he jerked off all over her boobs and mouth when he was done. She took home the painting like she wanted. “This deal wasn’t so bad,” the artist thought to himself. “I got to fuck this beautiful woman and I got to paint her painting, too. But, it did cost me $500.”

Karina sure was an expensive beautiful London escort. She got quite used to taking money for sexual favors from people. She put the painting of herself in her home. She went on to continue her successful escort career. She fucked many men and many men gave her lots of money. They could call her anything they wanted. She walked around on the street and many people called her a “slut” in public. She didn’t mind. Sometimes she got leads from people approaching her right there on the street. At the end of her working day, Karina went back home and looked at the painting of herself. A few years passed. Karina aged, but the painting stayed the same. She stopped looking in the mirror. She just looked at her painting every morning.
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how much were each of those stories?
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how much were each of those stories?
$1 for 100 words.

Each of the stories was $10 for 1,000 words. Message me if needed.
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+1 for fatfoo. good work!
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I finally read attentively what fatfoo wrote for me in CFNM niche.

"They stand around some carpet in what looks like a classroom. Some women dressed in swimming suits also appear in this room."

"The men have a look of humiliation on their faces. One of the sexy thin slender chicks is dressed in a sports shirt with a Nike symbol."

"One of the naked men gets both of his hands tied up by some thick brown rope. He lies down on the soft hay with his stomach and he turns his head sometimes to look back."

That "nike symbol" is really killing me. What a fantasy. Surfers probably are delighted with such "sexy" texts.
Now I have to pay from my wallet for new texts.

I don't recommend fatfoo for any serious project.

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^ I like the nike symbol quote LOL
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I finally read attentively what fatfoo wrote for me in CFNM niche.

"They stand around some carpet in what looks like a classroom. Some women dressed in swimming suits also appear in this room."

"The men have a look of humiliation on their faces. One of the sexy thin slender chicks is dressed in a sports shirt with a Nike symbol."

"One of the naked men gets both of his hands tied up by some thick brown rope. He lies down on the soft hay with his stomach and he turns his head sometimes to look back."

That "nike symbol" is really killing me. What a fantasy. Surfers probably are delighted with such "sexy" texts.
Now I have to pay from my wallet for new texts.

I don't recommend fatfoo for any serious project.


What did you expect for that price?
What did you expect from someone who can even string a coherent sentence together on GFY?

You get what you pay for...
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I have a writer who does great job for $2,5 per post.
That was my mistake to expect the same from everyone.
But actually, such texts cost $0. I could use an automatic software with the same results.

Fatfoo, good luck, little genius.
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I still need more work. Thank you.
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I read this and, as a writer, thought maybe my rates were just too high or outdated, but there seems to be mixed thought here. Are there any thoughts on what an article/blog writer should charge for good work?
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I had a competitor, nickname Pickle Dick (on gfy), he charged the same rates.
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