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Sly_RJ 01-10-2003 10:27 PM

How do you relax?
 
I have been extremely tense lately for some odd reason and I can't figure out why. It's driving me crazy and really hurting my productivity.

Any suggestions on what I could do to help relax and take away some stress?

Drugs are not an option.

I just finished a session of "free writing". It seemed to help a bit. Let me open up and express some of the ideas that were running through my head. Problem is, I got bored after 5 minutes and stopped. The couple paragraphs I wrote DID help though.

I'm about to pull out the alcohol... always helps of course and makes for a good time. But I'm looking for more of a permanent solution or a daily routine I can get into that will help relieve the overall stress. And no, I'm not going to sit around all day drunk off my ass. :winkwink:

I can't be the only one with this problem. Share your ideas with the rest of the GFY crowd!

quiet 01-10-2003 10:30 PM

i usually crank up some smooth jazz. Miles Davis works wonders...

dav555add 01-10-2003 10:30 PM

Have your significant other rub your body with massage oil for at least 15 minutes, and then proceed if needed to oral sex.
It sure works for me.:winkwink:

Spunky 01-10-2003 10:33 PM

Pull my Weiner

Juicy D. Links 01-10-2003 10:34 PM

i bust a few nuts

Sly_RJ 01-10-2003 10:35 PM

:1orglaugh

Blah...

Maybe I'll just go outside and scream it off.

dav555add 01-10-2003 10:36 PM

Actually, to relax, I also go to the ocean, sit on the sand and look at the finite infinty of the sea and wonder how it felt when we were still swimming with the crillons

Fletch XXX 01-10-2003 10:37 PM

i have been blessed with insomnia and hyper activity.

most of the time im standing when i type.

i smoke herbs to chill the fuck out.

i cant eat sugar (nor do I want to) and I dont injest caffeine (again why would I want to?)

even now both legs are bobbin as I type, i dont stop mivin.

its bad for the soul....

:glugglug

cherrylula 01-10-2003 10:37 PM

If you're bored and stressed, (since I know you are still young and not much of a drinker)... if you start to drink now, for those reasons, it becomes a pattern.

Try getting away from your computer and gfy.

-or-

Get ripped and post hehe :glugglug

p00p 01-10-2003 10:37 PM

Just walk away from it all! I was in the same boat as you for years, and I said fuck it, I am walking away, relax, watch TV, go out for dinner etc.

Two years later, I am finally getting back into the game. :thumbsup

TurboTrucker 01-10-2003 10:41 PM

Perhaps you just need a short vacation, or a cool hobby to take your mind away from what's stressing you.

robfantasy 01-10-2003 10:56 PM

yoga man, it works, trust me. u feel 100%. listen to some downtempo too.

Fletch XXX 01-10-2003 10:58 PM

i relax by writing my enemies names over and over into a notebook.

'I dont need to kill people, i think it.'

study.

Spunky 01-10-2003 11:00 PM

Just pull your weiner...I sense built up tension,stress,that nothing but a good pud pullin will clear up...

Pornwolf 01-10-2003 11:07 PM

I agree that smooth jazz helps.

Bodies of water are a must if you are close to them. Going to them will help clear your head and calm you down.

Getting away from the computer is also a good thing.

Go try to make your girl smile. That helps.

No alcohol. No drugs.

RedShoe 01-10-2003 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Just pull your weiner...I sense built up tension,stress,that nothing but a good pud pullin will clear up...
Bwahahahahahahaaa

Rilose 01-11-2003 01:09 AM

get head !:thumbsup

EscortBiz 01-11-2003 01:14 AM

Jacuzzi, Good Massage (make them come to your place) nice music

TURN ALL PHONE AND COMPUTERS OFF when you do the above

KRL 01-11-2003 01:14 AM

Live about 5 mins from the ocean, so thats my best way to relax.

Music next.

And lastly taking the dog for a walk does wonders. He's just great and chillin me out.

TDF 01-11-2003 01:16 AM

listen to the Hidden Beach Unwrapped cd..its rap tunes played by jazz players..no lyrics just smooth groovin music...or sex!:thumbsup

marcu5 01-11-2003 01:17 AM

Relaxing 101


1 word: PORTISHEAD


pick up some cds by portishead!

FlyingIguana 01-11-2003 01:17 AM

corona and a nice cuban cigar. if football or hockey's on, bonus.

TDF 01-11-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
Relaxing 101


1 word: PORTISHEAD


pick up some cds by portishead!

portishead makes me want to smack someone up thug style..

EscortBiz 01-11-2003 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


portishead makes me want to smack someone up thug style..

LOL

Hey did you see the interview with sug from prison tonight on Fox?

TDF 01-11-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


LOL

Hey did you see the interview with sug from prison tonight on Fox?

yeah....hes getting out soon..bout damn time

Buckfutter 01-11-2003 01:22 AM

DVD-A (re)mastered albums. Amazon sent me my Hotel California dvd today and I'm hearing shit in the surround mix I've never heard having listened to it on LP, 8-track, cassette and CD. Close your eyes and listen. And try and figure out where the fuck to put the fucking odd-shaped case that's not quite a CD case, yet not a DVD case and get all tense again.

Lethal 01-11-2003 01:27 AM

Whenever I'm feeling tense I like to drink a 40 and smack the shit out of my bitch. It works wonders.

res 01-11-2003 01:30 AM

Sex, light drugs and hard drink :)

rip raster 01-11-2003 01:32 AM

Go to the Gym

HeadPimp 01-11-2003 01:34 AM

Nothing relaxes me anymore.. Nothing but one more thing after another pissing me off. My back and shoulders are one big knot and I am actually to the point where I don't really notice that they hurt 24/7

The great part is I have an even busier year planned for 2003 than I had for 2002!

bawdy 01-11-2003 01:48 AM

i just go to the casino... gamble, drink, perv, anything to get me away from the computer and the house

Pornwolf 01-11-2003 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
listen to the Hidden Beach Unwrapped cd..its rap tunes played by jazz players..no lyrics just smooth groovin music...or sex!:thumbsup
I was wondering what that album was. I heard it in a bar downtown a few months ago. It's nice!:thumbsup

Ho0k-UpS 01-11-2003 02:07 AM

sometimes to unwind I like to anally penetrate my little pussy cat. his tight little keyhole anus gives me the relief i need from the stresses of being a porn.com owner.

chodadog 01-11-2003 03:08 AM

I go to my room, lay down, and listen to some tunes. Anything from Ray Charles to Slipknot. Other than that, laying out on the driveway late at night looking at the stars. Very relaxing.

mrbling 01-11-2003 03:13 AM

second on everybody who said exercising.

try it, it works.

hardcoreville 01-11-2003 03:43 AM

jerking off:Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-11-2003 04:01 AM

Buy a horse!!!!

There is no better feeling than hopping on your horse bareback and just having fun!

It's probably the most relaxing thing I do. AND it's exercise!



*edit, typo*

fang 01-11-2003 06:32 AM

I go for a ride on my Harley :thumbsup

lilmia 01-11-2003 06:34 AM

I'll have to agree on the Yoga part, it seems kinda weird, but it does work.

Most of the time I work out to relax, go for a run, head to the gym..

that and smoke some weed, but you said that wasn't an option =x

Paul Markham 01-11-2003 06:39 AM

Hope you do not have a child than you will never relax.

But 2 weeks holiday a way from everything helps not only me but to charly as well.

Eva


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