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Sly 12-06-2010 01:43 PM

We can't even print money right
 
As a metaphor for our troubled economic and financial era -- and the government's stumbling response -- this one's hard to beat. You can't stimulate the economy via the money supply, after all, if you can't print the money correctly.

Because of a problem with the presses, the federal government has shut down production of its flashy new $100 bills, and has quarantined more than 1 billion of them -- more than 10 percent of all existing U.S. cash -- in a vault in Fort Worth, Texas, reports CNBC.

"There is something drastically wrong here," one source told CNBC. "The frustration level is off the charts."

Officials with the Treasury and the Federal Reserve had touted the new bills' sophisticated security features that were 10 years in the making, including a 3-D security strip and a color-shifting image of a bell, designed to foil counterfeiters. But it turns out the bills are so high-tech that the presses can't handle the printing job.

More than 1 billion unusable bills have been printed. Some of the bills creased during production, creating a blank space on the paper, one official told CNBC. Because correctly printed bills are mixed in with the flawed ones, even the ones printed to the correct design specs can't be used until they 're sorted. It would take an estimated 20 to 30 years to weed out the defective bills by hand, but a mechanized system is expected to get the job done in about a year.

Combined, the quarantined bills add up to $110 billion -- more than 10 percent of the entire U.S. cash supply, which now stands at around $930 billion.
The flawed bills, which cost around $120 million to print, will have to burned.

The new bills are the first to include Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner's signature. In order to prevent a shortfall,the government has ordered production of the old design, which includes the signature of Bush administration Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. That, surely, is not the only respect in which the nation's lead economic officials would like to turn back the clock to sometime before the 2008 financial crisis.

Oracle Porn 12-06-2010 01:45 PM

USA is burning money? Can't be so.

Evil Chris 12-06-2010 01:45 PM

The Ocean's 11 guys will sort this one out.

minicivan 12-06-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17754572)
USA is burning money? Can't be so.

I think people in the US would have it any other way.

spazlabz 12-06-2010 01:48 PM

ok this made me LOL bad hahahaha

MaDalton 12-06-2010 01:49 PM

congrats to the winners

marketsmart 12-06-2010 01:49 PM

how much do you want to bet that some of that money is never burned...




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mikem123 12-06-2010 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17754587)
how much do you want to bet that some of that money is never burned...




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I i bet you are correct

kristin 12-06-2010 02:44 PM

D'oh ....

PornMD 12-06-2010 02:47 PM

"The flawed bills, which cost around $120 million to print, will have to burned."

Yay, our tax money at work! Said so eloquently too.

JFK 12-06-2010 02:50 PM

they would be worth a great deal onthe collectors market:2 cents:

Agent 488 12-06-2010 02:56 PM

fucking "genius" obama can't even print money correctly. should have used a teleprompter!

CyberHustler 12-06-2010 03:05 PM

Smegma, I tell ya!!!

Davy 12-06-2010 03:42 PM

Just bring them into circulation. Nobody will care and the US will deflate. Job well done.

Fletch XXX 12-06-2010 03:42 PM

world is in bad shape.

seeandsee 12-06-2010 03:44 PM

they are printing at this same moment few billions

Dvae 12-06-2010 03:46 PM

Its Obama's fault

Socks 12-06-2010 04:04 PM

It won't be $120m lost, depending on how much the counting machine will cost and the delays etc. The total cost of all the bills was $120m, not the cost of the bad ones.

LeRoy 12-06-2010 04:05 PM

Someone is gonna get shit canned for that!

woj 12-06-2010 04:12 PM

"The flawed bills, which cost around $120 million to print, will have to burned."

:1orglaugh

Dvae 12-06-2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17754987)
Someone is gonna get shit canned for that!

Don't bet on that.

These are government workers and most likely union.

TCLGirls 12-06-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17754567)
As a metaphor for our troubled economic and financial era -- and the government's stumbling response -- this one's hard to beat. You can't stimulate the economy via the money supply, after all, if you can't print the money correctly.

oh well back to the drawing board :(

Jim_Gunn 12-06-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17754987)
Someone is gonna get shit canned for that!

No one got shit canned for failing to stop 9/11 or letting New Orleans get flooded in Hurricane Katrina or for letting Bernie Madoff run wild. Doubt this will happen either.

Vendzilla 12-06-2010 04:50 PM

I guess even the printing press couldn't handle it
http://neorepublica.com/media/blogs/...ma_dollars.jpg

Supz 12-06-2010 04:55 PM

Sly, If I had your money, I would burn mine.

fatfoo 12-06-2010 07:33 PM

You can't print money, but you can sure print business cards with your contact information.

MaDalton 12-06-2010 07:38 PM

maybe that should have been outsourced to China...

charlie g 12-06-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17755488)
You can't print money, but you can sure print business cards with your contact information.

You can print money foo. Just dont get caught!


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