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Paris Hilton Turns 30 ...Her $3,000 Birthday Cake Is Stolen (PICS)

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Paris Hilton's 30th birthday bash in Hollywood didn't turn out totally sweet: A party crasher named "Paz" swiped the star's extravagant birthday cake ? a $3,200 concoction with Lucid-brand absinthe mixed into the batter.

"Paz" bragged about the caper at length on a long Facebook note, "I crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake."

"I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room," wrote Paz. "It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris'. And its f------ delicious."

(According to his Facebook page, Paz is a Hollywood-based musician and a Yale University grad, who cites Tim McGraw, Kanye West and "Hollywood's most influential promoters" among his fans.)

As Paz explained, a well-connected pal named "Kevin" helped him sneak into Hilton's VIP bash. After "drinking heavily" at the six open bars and watching Hilton blow out the candles on her cake, Paz noticed "not a slice of frosted deliciousness has been served."

After conspiring with "Kevin" to steal the treat, Paz says he tricked the party's head of security and rushed the 70-pound cake into his pal's Nissan Maxima.

"I don't know WTF I'm going to do with it," Paz writes.

"It is very unfortunate that someone stole the cake from Paris' birthday party," said Jared Gurfein, CEO of Viridian Spirits (which makes Lucid absinthe, a key ingredient in the cake's batter) in a statement. "We had the cake designed especially for Paris with Lucid in the batter and a beautiful representation of Lucid's artwork on it, which she had requested to meet the Moulin Rouge theme of the party."

I wonder if "Kevin" is KB? :1orglaugh

Here is the dude's Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/whoispaz

http://www.paz.fm/wp-content/uploads...-blow-cake.jpg

http://www.paz.fm/paris-hilton-cake/

:stoned

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um...congrats to him?

Is a cat going to jump out of the cake?

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17931446)

Is a cat going to jump out of the cake?

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Actually, I heard that Katy Perry was supposed to jump on the cake...

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:stoned

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super losers spoil other people's fun

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17931480)

super losers spoil other people's fun

agreed, charge the idiot with theft:2 cents:

I think Paris is kind of interesting.

However, I am officially tired of hearing about this lazy fucking no talent,
do nothing useless bitch.

It's not like she can sing or dance or even fuck good.

Absinthe cake, pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17931480)

super losers spoil other people's fun

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17931484)

agreed, charge the idiot with theft:2 cents:

First the idiot steals something worth $3,000, then dumbass brags about it online. :helpme

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 17931498)

Absinthe cake, pretty cool.

http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics...absinthe18.jpg

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/814204_f520.jpg

Well, I hope he gets $3,000 worth of publicity... :upsidedow

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She is thin. She would probably eat a small piece.

great plublicity stunt..wonder how much the makers of lucid absynthe paid her :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17931480)

super losers spoil other people's fun

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17931484)

agreed, charge the idiot with theft:2 cents:

Grand theft at that.

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Commit theft then brag about it on Facebook. This guy sure doesn't sound bright. Hope the publicity he gets from TMZ will offset the charges.
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He also has a can of coke that he saw her drink from, and says he is NOT washing it. Ever.

Lol!! klpd for PH. :)

LMAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 17932170)

He also has a can of coke that he saw her drink from, and says he is NOT washing it. Ever.

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AkHeUaEva5...t-coke-guy.jpg

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well, you can't have your cake and eat it .... even if you are rich and spoiled

paris hilton grosses me out so much

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Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 17932520)

happy crack day

Paris Hilton crack?

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17932546)

Paris Hilton crack?

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that ass ... quack quack cheeks

Absinthe sounds good, I would have tasted that cake.

Big ornamental polystyrene 'cake' with no actual cake in it anyway.

everyone knows paz now. good for him and fuck that whore.

i have a strong urge to buy Lucid brand absinthe ;)

He should have stolen the drugs. No one was going to eat at that party anyways!

Good marketing by Lucid Absinthe to have someone 'steal' the cake otherwise nobody would have heard you could put absinthe in cake batter!

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17933025)

Ok .......

ok ok ......

That cake doesnt look like a 3200 dollar cake.. It's just 3 tiers of round cake with small decoration. Good mark up, congrats to the cake boss.

That's a whole lota cake.

This was "cooked up" drama for Lucid absinthe publicity. :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents: