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baddog 03-02-2011 10:01 AM

Dog owners - I have a question
 
Okay, I know my dog is slightly insane, so I guess this could just be a symptom, but thought I would ask if anyone else experiences this.

Before leaving for our evening walk [can't recall it ever happening for morning walk], I go into the kitchen to put his leash and leader on. While he has been bugging me for a half hour that he is ready, when I tell him to come over so I can set him up, he invariably will pick up a ball, tug rope, rawhide and walk around in circles through the kitchen, around the living room and dining area, back into the kitchen 5-10 times [carrying the item in his mouth] before he drops it and sits down for his leader.

I am sure there must be some reason, I just can't figure it out.

Anyone?

DateDoc 03-02-2011 10:03 AM

Doggy ADHD.

L-Pink 03-02-2011 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17950510)

I am sure there must be some reason, I just can't figure it out.

Anyone?

I'm sure it's environmental.



:winkwink:


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NaughtyVisions 03-02-2011 10:10 AM

We have a pomeranian that, whenever he's excited about something, he will spin in circles almost endlessly. We've been told it's just built up energy, but he gets plently of exercise.

We joke that he's Dale Earnhardt reincarnated: Always making left turns, and occasionally crashing head first into the wall.

BJ 03-02-2011 10:10 AM

Dogs put things in their mouths when they are overly excited. Mine like shoes. I think they do it to prevent over clenching their jaw

Shannon G 03-02-2011 10:13 AM

He's probably doing his "happy dance"... or maybe he's warming up for the walk. lol If I tell my dog we're going for a walk, he goes through an entire stretching routine.

Honez 03-02-2011 10:18 AM

Maybe he wants to play some catch or tug of war before his walk? Or maybe he has OCD? lol

SallyRand 03-02-2011 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17950510)
Okay, I know my dog is slightly insane, so I guess this could just be a symptom, but thought I would ask if anyone else experiences this.

Before leaving for our evening walk [can't recall it ever happening for morning walk], I go into the kitchen to put his leash and leader on. While he has been bugging me for a half hour that he is ready, when I tell him to come over so I can set him up, he invariably will pick up a ball, tug rope, rawhide and walk around in circles through the kitchen, around the living room and dining area, back into the kitchen 5-10 times [carrying the item in his mouth] before he drops it and sits down for his leader.

I am sure there must be some reason, I just can't figure it out.

Anyone?

OK, looks to me that the dog is OK but we have to train the owner.

(1) Why would you wait for a half-hour to take out the dog when you know the dog is ready? This alone can make the dog nutty. One of my dogs will nibble at my feet or legs when he needs to go out and if I don't take him out, he will go do his shit (literally) under the kitchen table in revenge.

(2) When it is time for the dog to go out, you need to assert control by telling the animal to "Sit" or even better yet, create a new command and procedure; "Leash!", in which scenario the dog MUST sit and wait until he is leashed and then can be given follow-up commands like "Door!", "Let's go!", "Outside", etc; whatever you like as long as it is consistent.

(3) When you call "Leash!", for a while you may have to go get the dog inorder to eliminate the running around; it must be made clear to the dog that "Leash!" means NOW, you ignorant mutt! Just kidding about the ignorant mutt part; the dog is lots smarter than most people think.

Remember also that the dog must walk alongside you, not in front of you.


WarChild 03-02-2011 11:08 AM

He's just excited. Dogs are creatures of habbit and they will do the same things over and over. For instance, I bet your backyard has little paths running around or through it that Buddy likes to use over and over even if they don't lead directly where he might be going.

moeloubani 03-02-2011 11:09 AM

He smells that you are a bitch and a loser and lets you know that you'll do things on his terms, not yours.

Smart dog. Good nose!

brassmonkey 03-02-2011 11:10 AM

maybe he wants to eat you, but is trying to fight the feeling. j/k

Tom_PM 03-02-2011 11:11 AM

I know someone who's cat will pick up and drop 1 piece of dry food into it's water dish once they are freshly cleaned and refilled. EVERY time the bowls are refilled, and it's clearly on purpose. Makes you go hmmm.

baddog 03-02-2011 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17950531)

We joke that he's Dale Earnhardt reincarnated: Always making left turns, and occasionally crashing head first into the wall.

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17950532)
Dogs put things in their mouths when they are overly excited. Mine like shoes. I think they do it to prevent over clenching their jaw

You may be on to something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17950637)

(1) Why would you wait for a half-hour to take out the dog when you know the dog is ready?

Because, unlike you, I am the pack leader. Not him. :2 cents:

baddog 03-02-2011 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 17950649)
He's just excited. Dogs are creatures of habbit and they will do the same things over and over. For instance, I bet your backyard has little paths running around or through it that Buddy likes to use over and over even if they don't lead directly where he might be going.

One path. Gate to patio. The only way I can get him to stop using it long enough to let the grass grow back is to stick sticks in the ground. Then he walks along side said path.

I just gave up on that one.

xxweekxx 03-02-2011 11:27 AM

my dog spins around in circles like 100 times when its rdy to leave.. stupid puppy :D

WarChild 03-02-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17950706)
One path. Gate to patio. The only way I can get him to stop using it long enough to let the grass grow back is to stick sticks in the ground. Then he walks along side said path.

I just gave up on that one.

Like I said, creatures of habbit. My dogs have a "track" that goes completely around the backyard. No matter where they are in the yard, they go to the path and then follow that in, even if it's completely the long way around.

pornguy 03-02-2011 11:29 AM

He is telling you what he wants to do. He wants to play with that particular object while on the walk. Make it his Good boy toy of the day.

Rochard 03-02-2011 11:30 AM

You need to train your fucking dog. I go running with dog every morning. Dog knows what's up. If she so much as wines or looks at me the wrong way she stays home.

CaptainHowdy 03-02-2011 11:33 AM

Breakkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Gabriel 03-02-2011 11:37 AM


eroticsexxx 03-02-2011 11:47 AM

Creatures of habit.

For example, I found out sometime last year that my dogs all do a specific action after the final few taps of the spoon on the last bowl of food. ( I always feed them in the same order and in the exact place every time.)

One does a jump/spin around, one stretches, another jumps up on his hind legs, two of them run over to where I usually place their bowls and sit down and the last one cocks her head to the side.

It's hilarious, but they do it every time.

JP-pornshooter 03-02-2011 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17950722)
You need to train your fucking dog. I go running with dog every morning. Dog knows what's up. If she so much as wines or looks at me the wrong way she stays home.

what he said..
most dogs know whats going on.

fatfoo 03-02-2011 12:15 PM

Energetic dogs walk, run and jump
They stand on two feet and they hump
Dogs bring assets to the master
A gift of loyalty and faster
Dogs protect from predators
While female bitches are dogs' whores
A dog is restrained on leash as test
Otherwise dog will jump on stranger's chest

JD 03-02-2011 12:17 PM

sounds like anxiety to me. Don't get the "walk stuff" ready to go until you're ready to leave and the dog is reading your habits/behavior for signals it's "time" for a walk.

Think of whatever your dog puts in it's mouth while waiting for you as a stress reliever / anxiety reducer.

baddog 03-02-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17950722)
You need to train your fucking dog. I go running with dog every morning. Dog knows what's up. If she so much as wines or looks at me the wrong way she stays home.

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 17950851)
sounds like anxiety to me. Don't get the "walk stuff" ready to go until you're ready to leave and the dog is reading your habits/behavior for signals it's "time" for a walk.

Think of whatever your dog puts in it's mouth while waiting for you as a stress reliever / anxiety reducer.

I don't. However, he knows if the ICQ goes off that I will respond to it, and he sighs with resignation. It is funny, because he does it only on the night walks, and it doesn't matter if it is just the two of us or if goodgirl is in town and goes with us.

I will go with "he's really anxious" to get going and can barely contain himself.

Jman 03-02-2011 12:53 PM

Either is senile or just prancing around, waiting for you to take more pics of him, watermark them and post them up on teh Internet ;-)

Puremeds-J 03-02-2011 12:55 PM

I know why.. he's a BAD DOG

papill0n 03-02-2011 01:01 PM

I too would think he is just excited

my two dogs lie quietly until i put my shoes on for the evening walk and then they go nuts

everytime

baddog 03-02-2011 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17950993)
I too would think he is just excited

my two dogs lie quietly until i put my shoes on for the evening walk and then they go nuts

everytime

That about sums it up.

chaze 03-02-2011 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17950510)
Okay, I know my dog is slightly insane, so I guess this could just be a symptom, but thought I would ask if anyone else experiences this.

Before leaving for our evening walk [can't recall it ever happening for morning walk], I go into the kitchen to put his leash and leader on. While he has been bugging me for a half hour that he is ready, when I tell him to come over so I can set him up, he invariably will pick up a ball, tug rope, rawhide and walk around in circles through the kitchen, around the living room and dining area, back into the kitchen 5-10 times [carrying the item in his mouth] before he drops it and sits down for his leader.

I am sure there must be some reason, I just can't figure it out.

Anyone?

Mine does that too, he has gotten better but it's a challenge to get the leash on almost every time. They can't control it I know this for sure, some sort Pavlovian switch with the leash that triggers their Adrenalin.

Cute though uh :1orglaugh

baddog 03-02-2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 17951228)
Mine does that too, he has gotten better but it's a challenge to get the leash on almost every time. They can't control it I know this for sure, some sort Pavlovian switch with the leash that triggers their Adrenalin.

Cute though uh :1orglaugh

He cracks me up. Like 10 strolls thru the house, then sits down and lets me put it on. And yeah, if I tell him to sit he will, but for someone that wants to go for a walk, he sure adds additional delay to the process.

SallyRand 03-02-2011 03:09 PM

[QUOTE=baddog;17950693]:1orglaugh


Originally Posted by SallyRand View Post

(1) Why would you wait for a half-hour to take out the dog when you know the dog is ready?"

Baddog replied:

"Because, unlike you, I am the pack leader. Not him. :2 cents"

You are confusing responding to the physical needs of the animal with your egotistical desire to demonstrate control. Failing to meet the very reasonable needs of the animal to defecate or urniate when it needs to can lead to impaction of the bowel, bladder infections, kidney damge and in some cases torsion (Turning over of the stomach, normally resulting in death or very expensive and risky surgery.).

The amimal learns nothing from being forced to hold it in.

Good luck with your dog and even better luck to the dog in finding a new, more aware and responsible owner.

Hopefully it will find true pack leader.

Bye now.

baddog 03-02-2011 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17951361)
You are confusing responding to the physical needs of the animal with your egotistical desire to demonstrate control. Failing to meet the very reasonable needs of the animal to defecate or urniate when it needs to can lead to impaction of the bowel, bladder infections, kidney damge and in some cases torsion (Turning over of the stomach, normally resulting in death or very expensive and risky surgery.).

The amimal learns nothing from being forced to hold it in.

Good luck with your dog and even better luck to the dog in finding a new, more aware and responsible owner.

Hopefully it will find true pack leader.

Bye now.

Hold it in? Stick with topics you are familiar with, if you find one.

BareBacked 03-02-2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17950722)
You need to train your fucking dog. I go running with dog every morning. Dog knows what's up. If she so much as wines or looks at me the wrong way she stays home.

Wow does that make you feel like more of a man?

BareBacked 03-02-2011 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17950948)
:1orglaugh



I don't. However, he knows if the ICQ goes off that I will respond to it, and he sighs with resignation. It is funny, because he does it only on the night walks, and it doesn't matter if it is just the two of us or if goodgirl is in town and goes with us.

I will go with "he's really anxious" to get going and can barely contain himself.

What is his ICQ?

baddog 03-02-2011 03:51 PM

47-247-31-93

RuthB 03-02-2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 17950749)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

theking 03-02-2011 05:24 PM

My dog turns into a kangaroo when he becomes aware that he is going out.

bronco67 03-02-2011 06:22 PM

Does he get enough exercise?

Mine doest that all the time. I'd swear he needs to go out for a shit, and then he grabs a tennis ball and tries to play "catch me, I've got the tennis ball".

This usually happens more often when I'm buried in work(from home) and only have time for a morning walk.

BTW, don't play with him on his terms, only yours. If you really want to give him the play time he asks for, make him lay down for a few minutes. Then initiate the play session, or else you're basically his beeatch.

baddog 03-02-2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17951803)
Does he get enough exercise?

Mine doest that all the time. I'd swear he needs to go out for a shit, and then he grabs a tennis ball and tries to play "catch me, I've got the tennis ball".

This usually happens more often when I'm buried in work(from home) and only have time for a morning walk.

BTW, don't play with him on his terms, only yours. If you really want to give him the play time he asks for, make him lay down for a few minutes. Then initiate the play session, or else you're basically his beeatch.

Yeah, we have a lot of games we play and he gets two 30-45 minute walks (at least), every day.

This is not a "play time" action.

BareBacked 03-02-2011 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17951482)
47-247-31-93

He is not replying to me

baddog 03-02-2011 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 17951819)
He is not replying to me

He's playing angry birds right now.


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