Charlie Sheen given the axe!
 

YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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HELLRAISING actor Charlie Sheen was finally sacked from hit sitcom Two And A Half Men last night - after months of bizarre behaviour.
The 45-year-old - who has told The Sun he has no regrets - got a letter from Warner Bros telling him his contract had been terminated.

He had been America's highest-paid TV star, raking in £770,000 per episode. Charlie said last night: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.

"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

The madcap star yesterday reached the milestone of more than two million Twitter fans. He updated his profile to describe himself as an "unemployed winner".

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Adonis DNA!!!!!!!!!!

They're trying to get out of paying him. In the end, they'll settle for something a bit less than what they actually would have had to pay him.

YAwnnnnnnnnn..

i dont know...a tv show about a wild party guy...who does whatever he wants

then its based on him...and they fire him for living almost the same way


i think hes going to get almost all the money

Sorry, but that picture of him is just scary.

He's making a mistake no matter how much money he has.

Chuckles will be back..He's a winner

A morality clause in that tv sitcom contract? Doesnt he have a different bimbo character in every episode who supposedly just slept with him, will sleep with him, or wants to sleep with him with her friend? Stop confusing your viewers.

I like Charlie Sheen but he does seem a bit out of control lately. His face is starting to get distorted the same way Gary Busey's gace did. Hope Charlie doesn't overdose one day. This guy has it all but just cannot slow down enough to appreciate it.

I'm with you on that one :)

Yea, the show's about a perverted, drunken, whore mongering gambler that says and does whatever he wants ..... :1orglaugh



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Being fired for Charlie Sheen is sure not too bad. It's not an axe - that's exaggerated. You could think of it as a trade off. 2 million Twitter fans can make him money online somehow. He can play in other shows on TV.

Those pupils look fine.

I love his guy!! He is a constant train wreck that always seems to be WINNING!!:1orglaugh

Tiger blood!

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Yeah, and another actor is playing a serial killer :
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_%28TV_series%29)

Do you think Dexter should do his act off screen too?

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TV is fake, actors who start acting out their character in real life end up in
a mess.

True, but the problem with that is...they developed the character he plays on the show from his REAL life. If you watched his interview with Piers Morgan on CNN and then saw Morgan talking about the interview later...Piers flat out said that he's known Charlie Sheen since the early 1990's and he is exactly the same way now as he was then.

Piers said "Charlie didn't change...societies PERCEPTION of him changed"

Bottom line is that he had a fight with the show's producer. Then the producer put a end line on one of the shows a few weeks ago that said: "If I don't outlive Charlie Sheen I'm gonna be pissed"

THAT is what set Sheen off.

I have a feeling that Warner and CBS are going to pay him a lot of money after his attorney's get through.

He isn't playing his character on television...the character was written about HIM. He's been a party/hellraiser for decades. That's why they wrote the character in the first place.

This is a power struggle by a producer.

Who gives a fuck if a millionaire Hollywood actor is eccentric and loves to party and fuck whores? Nobody gave Jack Nicholson any shit about it. And I can guarantee you in his day, he was just as "bad' (or in my book "good") as Sheen is.

:2 cents:

"a felony offense involving moral turpitude..."

His character on the show slept with a lot of women, but didn't have all-out cocaine binges. He played that part up a bit too much.

It backfired and he will have a tough case against WB. Especially since the premise of his case hinges on his confessed use, possession and distribution of an illegal substance.

maybe he does... Dexter doesn't get caught!

You may have a point there. Especially since the govt. makes EVERYTHING that you can possibly have fun with...illegal.

I think it was a couple of years ago that some town discovered that teenagers were licking some type of poisonous frog to get high. So they made that illegal.

Sounds crazy until you realize that our govt. puts people in jail for smoking a plant. This whole country has turned into a nation of fucking prudish boring fucks in my opinion.

yes it is.. he makes millions per episode..

no way 2million twitter fans make him that kind of money..

fact is 2 and half men made him sickening money.. no other show or anything else can match that, or even come close to matching that

CBS will settle and he'll go away. sign a reality deal and walk away with more $$.

Lay off the "Sweet-N-Low" homie because it's packing a big punch in your Kool-Aid.

You heard a different story than I did.
He fucked up and went to rehab and the show went on hold for him to come back.
Then he shot off his mouth and got his own ass fired.

He shot shit at the people who were actually thinking
he was going to get his act together and come back to work.

And please stop the bullshit that somebody can work a job in his condition.
This is a job. You have to be on time and you have to act like you want to
be there. He was not on time since rehab ain't the job and then he acted like
he didn't want to be there.

In real life that's when the boss tells you to get the fuck out.

That show is a business first!
Trying to run a business with key members going on drug binges may sound cool
to some people, but those people are not the one's paying all this money and
sitting around waiting for some loud mouth drug addict to come back to work.

That shit got old.

It's like you are trying to live a fantasy through Sheen's character on the show
and you don't want to let go of the fantasy and admit that it's bullshit and
not a way of life.

I've been on Hollywood sets and believe me, actors get fired for coming to the
set smelling from last nights drinking all the time. Not drunk either, just stinky breath.
They don't have time for that shit. The news media plays up this stuff and
gives the general public the impression that Hollywood tolerates this.
They don't. They just go out on a limb every so often because of the money
an actor can bring in.

They had enough man; they will just start a new show.

Not sure what I'm going to do now.

Sorry there pal...but you are wrong. Use google before typing:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ds-legal-fight

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lorre first addressed the Sheen controversy after the February 14 broadcast of Two and a Half Men, when he wrote, "I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

That bullshit was a "vanity card" which is text broadcast at the end of an episode. He did that on Feb. 14th. Sheen was caught unaware at home and was SUPER pissed. I can't blame him.

All of this is out there for anybody who wants to see. But the news media for the most part ignored all that shit and just went with what they thought would get big ratings.

So now Charlie Sheen has made a ton of money for both CBS and all the cable news channels.

I guess we'll all see how well that the number one rated show on CBS does with John Stamos playing the lead character. Wonder how much money CBS just lost because Chuck Lorre decided to have a pissing contest with his star performer (who never missed a single day of work and kicked ass at his job) and then poke him publicly with a stick with episode ending "vanity card" statements attacking Sheen.

This shit ain't as cut and dried as all you moralistic grandma's are making it out to be sitting up on your high and mighty seats judging everything. Sheen has made an easy target of himself because he's having fun. But that doesn't mean he is to blame for this.

EDIT: And yeah, I did read he went to rehab and the show went on hold. Then he left rehab and wanted to come back to work. Again...he never did anything wrong on set. He did everything RIGHT on set. The shows' producer is wrong to have broadcast that childish shit about him. Especially if he was supposedly worried about Sheen's mental stability. Seems like an awful stupid business decision to make for a producer.

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That's the funniest shit this bot ever said.

Yeah, he'll have youporn level traffic and that will make him $3million per week.

Yeah right. :helpme

Hey, maybe he can get into the youtube partner program!
I've been in it for almost 2 years and so far have made $36.44.
Yeehaa.

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I like Charlie too but come on man that was actually pretty funny.

Hey, the guy probably will outlive Charlie (though not necessarily for as long as he thinks), but Charlie will have a hell of a lot more fun in total.

Seems to me that everybody involved, the shows producers and Charlie both, have taken all of this shit too seriously and in years to come they'll kick themselves in the ass :2 cents:

I thought it was funny too.
But then, I don't know what kind of argument these two were involved in before Lorre decided to play that card. Obviously there was already bad blood and the statement was meant to piss Sheen off further. Childish.

I mean, how is it professional for a producer (the guy who is supposed to be responsible) of the number one television show in the world to endanger that very show by provoking the guy who is not only the star...but the actual person that the main character is based on?

If I were Warner/CBS...I'd fire Chuck Lorre. And then I'd re-hire Sheen and get the money train rolling again.

Seems to me that Sheen is not the kind of guy you fuck with. And Lorre knew that and did it anyway. Very un-producer-like. A producer's job is to make sure that things go smoothly and everything works. Not to fuck it up with egotistical "vanity" bullshit at the end of an episode.

Obviously Sheen is making a public fool out of himself with his crazy ass rantings. But acting crazy, partying, and fucking whores is as old as Hollywood itself. He's just the latest in a long line of people who lived their lives that way.

His problem is we are now in an age of TMZ, Twitter, and 24 hour cable news all reporting breathlessly on his every utterance and every time he does a line or cums in a whore.

Who in the HELL let you out of the cage you belong in?

I hope you didn't have any "nightmears" or "bankrupsy"

Moron

Crawl back into your hole

I don't like you

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ADG

Sounds like some people who post here.

does he play a drug addicted psycho freak too on the show who goes on 7 day long binders, destroys hotel rooms, etc... Long cry from playing the part of being "promiscuous" to what he is in real life.

Ok ........

He'll sue, get all the money owed for season 9, plus continue to get the royalties from all the reruns through syndication.

He's got his new book, Apocolypse Me: The Jaws of Life :1orglaugh and he'll get back into movie roles.

He's far from bat shit crazy imo. He's playing to the camera on Ustream and is actually being honest. Now if he was jumping on a couch with Oprah and was a scientologist, then he is bat shit crazy.

The creator of the Walking Dead wants to put him to work.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/liv...charlie-164745

What I found hypocritical was the use of a morality clause in a contract where the main character being played would be considered highly immoral to some. I wasn't putting forward that his character is a 1:1 analog of his real life.

IMHO he fucked up big. Unless he can come up with a sitcom as good as 3 & 1/2 men he's never going to get a paycheck like had with CBS...

RIP Charlie Sheen's Paycheck

that guy is nuts

You have a lack of understanding of what the clause is meant for.

See the actual TV show is playing to an audience that is suspending reality.
The TV character may do drugs have sex and commit murder.

That is acceptable because it's all fake and the audience knows it.

Giving other people drugs in real life is not fake and could lead to his arrest and
jail and then he can't do the show anyway from his jail cell.
So firing someone headed that way is not hypocritical, it's good business.

Keep you personal life out of the studio and keep your studio character out
of your personal life.

If you don't think that makes sense, then hey, I'll see you down the same road
when you hit the lime light.

The way he looks now, he could be zombie number 12 in the background.

ha ha seriously, they made him wear some silly clothes on that show. The mans equivalent to mom pants.

You also have to understand the economics of a TV show. No show lasts forever and most popular shows are canceled not because the ratings drop significantly, but because after years of success, the actors/writers/producers make so much money that even a slight drop in ratings make the show unprofitable because the costs of producing the show.

Two and a half men only had a few seasons left anyway before it collapsed under it's own weight. So CBS swaps out Sheen with another actor and keeps going. Sure, people will say they won't watch but every TV show that changes a character keeps on going and the fans still tune in. So the show can very possibly be MORE profitable now that Sheen is out. Trust me, I am sure they did the calculations and came to the same conclusion.

Good points. Who do you think would be a suitable replacement?

The rumor mills are a flow with names but the one that seems to keep sticking is . . . Rob Lowe.

good times :)

Will be fin to see the network loos a couple million trying to replace him. He was the show