Using Extra Virgin Olive Oil as sexual lubricant..yes or no?
 

Ran out of real stuff last nite and the chick asked me if i had ANYTHING else we could use..the only thing i could think of was that half gallon jug of berio extra virgin olive oil i had in the kitchen..it worked great:thumbsup

comments suggestions and or opinoins anyone?

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For the next 2 years, you're going to get hard when you walk into the Olive Garden

Rub her genitals with some garlic first next time.

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you'll end up smelling like a salad.
Other than that, it's great for your skin :)

I remember using bacon fat.I was with a girl at a friends house. We were both drunk and she wanted to get assfucked but it wasn't working.She told me to get some lube,I was going to go to the bathroom to look for something.There was a
cannister of bacon drippings on his stove so I handled my business......I fucked her for 10 years after that whenever I wanted

Generally the bitch is wet as hell once she see's my cock, never needed any additional lube at least for vaginal sex...

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women generally come with their own production..

I use poo. Natures lube!

if you can't get her wet you should give it up anyways

body glide? Or keg lube. A food safe lube. I've known people to use KY Jelly in place of Keg Lube, so the reverse should be true. Truly tap it, with keg lube. Buy now.

edit: it's used for the gaskets and seals in kegs btw. Not to slip the keg into anything:1orglaugh

I've used it before. Don't be a pussy, it can only hurt the girl :1orglaugh

What do you need lube for?

One of the best GFY posts of all time.

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does your woman get wet in her browneye?..so far the ones i met dont:Oh crap

invite her to Taco Bell first

Whatever you do, don't use Crisco!!!











It's shortening :)

yep works great. sure

that stuffs GREAT for the skin!!
You can also rub it into your scalp and it will help with your hair!
as for sex. .. . i dunno. .

He's right. You're doing it wrong.

Clear your throat and hork on it

ooh pretty good idea!

A little shot of lemon juice, teaspoon of oregano, and a dash of slat/pepper and you can chew on some of the tastiest meatflaps around. stuff a couple kalamata olives up there to tongue out for a little extra gameplay and flavour.... :2 cents:

Pour olive oil on your dick and let her lick and suck it. It is edible.

great for sallad tossing I guess

use saliva.

ohhhhhh, i see what you did there lmao!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1o rglaugh

I mean didn't the ancient Greeks used to anoint their entire bodies in it? The ones that could afford that much olive oil, anyway. I kind of get turned on by the smell of olive oil.

yeah, something like that, i think the warriors used to get it as a reward for their bravery as it was so valuable. . .

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