I have a facebook problem that I need y'all help solving
 

Say I see a woman's picture with hella ass hanging out and I make a slick comment on it...The woman has no problem with it...

So that what I said doesn't show up on my page, I immediately go and delete the comment off my page, BELIEVING that it now meant that it wouldn't be on my friends newsfeed......

So today a girl I'm cool with is talking about how I need to stop "cheating" on her...She was only joking but what if it was a woman I'm trying to impress saw that and got pissed off?

So HOW can I make it in my settings so that when I post on somebody's wall or on their pictures, it does not show up AT ALL?....I can't figure that shit out.

In the top right click Account and then Privacy Settings. You can change it all up in there.

Keep in mind when you change it - they'll know when your updates and comments no longer are showing. Unless you decided to stop looking at FB - soon she'll realize that you blocked your comments - then you're in bigger trouble

might be better to get used to not making slick comments

was hard for me too

how?????????

Your status, photos, and posts has three options. Everyone can see it, only your friends can see it, or friends of friends.

The only way you can accomplish your goal is to private message the person.