Police Find 54 Bags of Heroin and Loose Change in Woman's Vajayjay...
 

Stash and Cash Found in Gash After Crash (well, that's what the headline would have said if I wrote it)... :pimp

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/as...roin_woman.jpg

Apparently they failed to search the crack in her ass... :upsidedow

:stoned

ADG

Oh god! I love it!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats amazing

It's the $51.22 that just completely gets me.

Funny but we had same case on Bosnia/Croatia border,also heroin stashed in vagina.The only question is how did they figured out,since they dont inspect every woman on that level.

I can't find any real news links on this ... anyone?

When I was in the Navy in the philipines, they had a girl that sat on a stack of coins and made them disappear, funny part was her getting them out

how about the "31 empty bags used to package heroin" ? :1orglaugh

Wtf? I have yet to stuff 22 cents in change up my cootch.

$1.20 = bus fare
$50.00 = fee to pay someone to reach into that fire crotch once she reached her destination
$0.02 = :2 cents:
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$51.22

After everything else that was the point where I just thought it had got weird :upsidedow

everything but the...

http://www.thatplumberguy.com/Plumbe...henSinkWeb.jpg

That is a lot of heroin. It's surprising that she was hiding the substance inside her vagina.

54 Bags Filled With Heroin

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhan...00421524-0.jpg

31 Empty Heroin Bags

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhan...00421553-0.jpg

8-1/2 Prescription Pills

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhan...0401815-19.jpg

51 Dollah

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhan...0401850-21.jpg

22 Pennies :helpme

:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhan...00421585-0.jpg

WTF?!? Did she think her drug mule vagina was a fucking clown car?!?

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1230111801.jpg

WARNING KIDS: Loose pussy lips sink ships... :warning

ADG

I don't know what scares me more, the fact that woman had so much in her pussy, or that ADG had pics already to go for it?

Hahaha that's insane.

I am sure during booking when she coughed and a few loose pennies dropped on the floor they knew they had something good.....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I look forward to your posts daily :)

But I get why she did that.

Why she just didn't make it 57 bags of heroin in her snatch, I don't know.

$50+ in change, seriously? Why not have that in your pocket? I'm guessing she used the heroin. ;)

Seriously??? Really??? Oh lord... Well here you go.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=134732904

And the search I used to get that

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...&aqi=&aql=&oq=

how in hell, I mean I've seen some girls in porn stick some huge shit up the vag, but 54 bags plus the other crap? HOLY shit... they check for illegals up in that cave too?

Hehe... yeah, I don't really recommend getting seo advice from K :)

But how big were the bags, coulda been small as fuck.

hehehe http://www.bigcamtube.com/videos/extreme-dildo-fuck/

this girl should work as bomber :)

This is why I give Nadya my SEO webmasters. (:

I google'd 54 bags of heroin and all that came up was blogs, gossip sites, etc. My bad.

feds will be at your door soon :helpme

I've heard that alkaida loves women with big pussies
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You should have just Googled her name - Karin Mackaliunas:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Oq7qzU-UP-...ackaliunas.jpg

http://www.selfabsorbed.com/wp-conte...agina__oPt.jpg

:stoned

ADG

But did you do the 51 dollars?

I wonder if she can break a Benjamin? :helpme

http://hoodbooty69.pornblogspace.com...69-225x300.jpg

:stoned

ADG

And she can enter the Guinness book :)

shes made for porn. someone film her and post it here please.... I mean her lifes basically ruined with that publicity... how would you like to be reminded of some shit like that say for.... the rest of your life... LOL. lemmi see... Yup! its available.... packmyvagina.com is available! lol. unless one of you want it Ill reg it just for shits and giggles...

Dude that's fucked up, Dude her vag is so wide. Dude that must smell like shit when she comes back from a long day at work. Dude she has to pay for men. hahaha

Bail her out and you have someone who can take it in both holes for you whenever you need new scenes! Make sure she is worth the investment. I'm sure she has friends also!! You don't think she came up with that idea herself did ya?? She has other female influences.

3 post WIN because this thread is just to funny.

Here's another one from last week.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...alifornia-jail

Funky news from the town THE OFFICE made famous

Pretty common these days, but years ago in the 80's my friend and his wife were selling weed and they had done pretty good had a lucky streak and lots of customers a huge condo and a few sports cars, but then they got busted but had bail money etc. But now they had to keep up with the rent and the customers so they used the wifes vagina to transport and kept biz going since they had undercovers watching the house, got pulled over a few times just on spot checks and got away with it :D