If you are having soooo much fun, why are you posting to Facebook
 

Is it just me or do some girls in your Facebook feed need to tell you every hour how awesome their life is and how much fun they are having?

Or how awesome their boyfriend is and how in love they are.

Followed up the next day with... I hate my life. My boyfriend forgot my birthday.

Followed up the next day with... life is great! Boyfriend bought me a puppy, can't wait to have kids!

i dont have a fb account cause i am scared of getting sucked in, like in that informercial... i think it was called souf part?

I don't do Facebook often. Maybe once a week.

The one that kills me is a woman, a friend, about my age, who's entire life is so fucking empty she's filled it up with two little dogs. Looking at her Facebook, I can tell exactly what the dogs did each day. For instance, I can tell you that she took one of the dogs to the vet for her shots, and then both dogs went to the park. She also bought new matching sweaters for the dogs. Jesus fucking christ get a life.

‎- I Love You, Im Just Disappointed You Turned Into Everything You Said You'd Never Be. I Can Feel Us Falling Apart .... <|3

- Its Funny How The People That Hurt You The Most, Are The Ones Who [Swore] They Never Would. #♥

‎- Sooooo, I Just Bought My Baby Thee Cutest Thing For Our 4 Month Anniversary. ♥

Stalker!! :upsidedow

+1

Its because people like to share experiences with friends and family. Its exactly why Facebok is worth billions. Maybe you should have thought of it first.

If you hate it soooo much, why are you telling other people about it on gfy. lol uhuh

we're all losers!

shhhhh don't stop the chain of bitching! :1orglaugh

yet your reading it... telling her to get a life.. I do the same.. I got facebook issues...

Doesn't change the fact that it annoys me and I have to remove all posts by....

and I cant belive I'm reading all this shit :Oh crap

Yup, i don't have a Facebook account, but my girlfriend does and i see all the shit people talk on there. That's more than enough for me to even consider starting one.

Some of her friends are man haters one day, then a day or two later they go on about how they have the perfect boyfriend. Stupid sluts.

I get more pissed off about some of the shit "my friends" talk on there. It's like they are different people altogether. Very strange indeed...

I'm not even on Facebook. I hear this shit all the time from old friends and acquaintances:

"Hey man, I tried adding you on Facebook but I couldn't find you. Add me next time you're on."

Sorry, I don't do facebook.

"You WHAT? Oh my god WHY?"

People absolutely can't understand the concept of not caring what anyone else is doing right now and not wanting to share what I am doing. It's none of your business. Fuck off. I don't give a shit what you're doing either.

haha great thread

Updates are about as easy as sending a text msg from my phone. This will all be forgotten anyways when google plus opens it's doors.

<---------------- look!

There is a few classics to say the least.

"I love you"

next day

"well this sucks"

Then: "some dumb slut is in a relationship with the same dude she has broken up with about 15 times already"

Etc.....

The only posts I do see the point of are "What to do tonight?" Then maybe someone will see it and you will have something to do rather than sitting on FB.

My best friend is seeing this girl and I'm friends with both of them. They keep posting messages to each other about how much they miss each other and how this weekend is going to be the best weekend ever, every fucking weekend! So I talked to another friend, told him it's all a sham and they are doing this shit for all to see but I bet secretly behind the scenes shit is bad.

Low and behold, they have broke up 4 times in the last 2 months. Deleted FB, reactivated it, deleted it again. People who have to show their love for each other on FB are in serious trouble! One or two times a year is fine, but every week is insane. Why can't they text message each other? REASON: It's private, they want the world to know.

i only check facebook when I poop or just bored. i never stop what im doing to jump on it, but i see others that are obsessed

It's all a way to help them try to convince themselves that they like each other. Kind of sad.

i only use fb to make money :)

de friend her ?

smart man

I would suck on her vagina.

im not on facebook by the way.
Sometimes i ask facebook users how much they get paid.
They dont understand it.
But all you facebook members made zuckerberg a billionaire, you are his minion providing your personal information, making his database of the most valuable information on the internet bigger and bigger, making his pockets bigger. Without you getting anything in return (a business model which cant be beat btw). Not to think of the fact of putting your entire life on the internet for 3rd parties to use.

i like facebook's chat feature. i can reach out to many people not using msn/skype/whatever. but apart from that - not very impressed :)
edit: oh, and bookmarking! it's easy to press Like on pages and check back later.