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brassmonkey

07-01-2011 08:48 AM

Words of wisdom thread

man who stands on a toilet is hi on pot.

don't eat egg salad and ride the bus.

Masturbation is a good sleeping aid. (don't try this at work) :)

http://www.donaldschwab.com/CharlieC...arlieChan1.jpg

that is all

seeandsee

07-01-2011 08:49 AM

when you can't sleep, cum and sleep like dead :)

brassmonkey

07-01-2011 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18254334)

when you can't sleep, cum and sleep like dead :)

was in the movie due date funny ass movie.

Rochard

07-01-2011 08:53 AM

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

Seriously.

L-Pink

07-01-2011 08:55 AM

Don't fuck anything you wouldn't eat.

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it.

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brassmonkey

07-01-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18254342)

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

Seriously.

picking your turds out of the toilet doesnt count :1orglaugh

EZRhino

07-01-2011 08:56 AM

True gun safety is the mechanism behind the gun not the mechanism inside the gun.
- ME

brassmonkey

07-01-2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZRhino (Post 18254349)

True gun safety is the mechanism behind the gun not the mechanism inside the gun.
- ME

what if you have a nervous tick and a hair trigger? :helpme

EZRhino

07-01-2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18254361)

what if you have a nervous tick and a hair trigger? :helpme

I recommend to do one of two things. Don't pick up a weapon or only pointed at yourself.

digitalfantasies

07-01-2011 09:33 AM

none shall pass...

BareBacked

07-01-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18254342)

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

.

Time is money

Seriously

ottopottomouse

07-01-2011 09:34 AM

Blue fountain-pen ink tastes the same as Pernod.

L-Pink

07-01-2011 09:35 AM

Avoid sallyrand

.

brassmonkey

07-01-2011 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18254439)

Blue fountain-pen ink tastes the same as Pernod.

:1orglaugh and sand taste like dirt

brassmonkey

07-01-2011 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18254441)

Avoid sallyrand

.

ok will do.

pornguy

07-01-2011 09:53 AM

" Dont Drink the water! Fish Fuck in it! "

Me.

brassmonkey

07-01-2011 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18254478)

" Dont Drink the water! Fish Fuck in it! "

Me.

boil the water sip it slow eat the fish.

CaptainHowdy

07-01-2011 10:02 AM

Never date a case of explosives on a summer day ...

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