Things I hate in porn!
 

I hate two things in porn movies:

The first thing is music. If I want to listen to some music, I will listen what I like not those horrible jingles.

The second thing is those fake nails. Why the girls have to use that?

:1orglaugh

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She gives the best hj ever.

Why the fuck are you listen to the music and look at them nails ????

The only thing I (AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS) hate about porn?



HAVING TO PAY !


So...


We dont !



BOOYAKASHAN! BACK OF THE NET ! BURN!!!!

I want to add face cumshots to that list.

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i hate when women are treated like shit.

i like that, i mean forced sex :D

i like fake nails, real bitch has it!

Titles or stories that suggest incest. Yuck! Instant turn off!! :Oh crap

-Angel

I hate that:

"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
"Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"

All movie long just 4 words...
Till the cum on her fucking mouth shut her up!

Thats why I love vintage porn :)

I don't want to hear guys talking

I hate when I get caught watching it by my dad's 75 year old girlfriend while my pants are around my knees and then she backs out of the room like a deer in headlights

I don't hate :pimp

http://www.gardenscure.com/420/attac...weed-brick.jpg stop smoking this.

the only thing I hate about porn is: LOW CONVERSIONS!!!
But I don't have that, because my trannies DO convert, and you guys know it :)

I have to agree with you on the fake nails issue, mostly in lesbian porn. We all know those things poke and hurt something fierce. It feels way too fake.

1. Tats.

2. Condoms.

"innocent girl next door-types" with clit rings, belly button rings, etc - I don't mind the belly button rings, but right kinda girl in the right context...

I've been watching porn forever. Sometimes we ended to seeing all the details and the boring part of porn.

However, for real I don't care too much. I just do not like, and I want to know why!

I understand that most girls have ugly nails, but some have pretty and well done nails.

Anyway, the rule is fake is better than ugly, even if the ugly is natural.

I love fake nails in my ass .... yeah, music is annoying. There are better noises.

add long close ups to the list, cant stand it.

I hate the fact that there is actually porn (and not sex) in porn :mad:!

Oh, I like that. It's the submissive part in me, probably :)

You have my attention ...

Most new porn doesn't have music? I don't notice it atleast.

long close up shots of the guys ass or balls while he pounds a chick ... why???

^ this x eleventy billion

For the gay guys still telling themselves they're straight ...

-Camera-men talking....nobody cares about what you have to say, seriously.

-Girls licking dudes' butts

-Overperforming morons, we know it's fake stop rubbing it in our faces

1.Music is expencive to produce so thats why its shity:)
2. Don't have idea,some ppl like it probably,lol

:2 cents:

I can't stand it when these girls screetch, scream or say shit when you just know they aren't enjoying it that much. I just keep mute on my laptop anyway.

razor burn, cellulite, dudes yelling when they blow a load :1orglaugh

I hate these things too!

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About talking in porn, I prefer when the girl says something sexy and dirty, then when just screams like a pig.

Jesse Jane is a girl who screams too much. She does what I call "artificial hardcore".

And Mr. Camera Man, you can talk only if you are shooting the movie. Otherwise no one wants to hear from you :1orglaugh

yah in vids best to lay back and shoot vouyer, but in stills need the close up gapes and shit...

1. Any scene with more dicks than chicks.

2. Any scene with more than one guy.

3. Any scene with less than 5 girls.

4. Any scene without oil.

5. Any time a guy whacks off. Dudes, stop touching your own dicks for the love of motherfucking god! I don't want to see you whack your yambag for 5 minutes. Let the girl finish you off.

I think that reflects more on the people producing it than anything.

What I hate most is the fake models so plastic a blow up doll is more likable. Don't models have a personality now?

The obsession with anal sex. Every goddamn scene they have to shove something up the poor girls ass.

my pet hates are

spitting on the girls pussy specially with lesbians

bad acting

fake orgasims

photoshoped pics of girls that look like fake plastic dolls

fake boobs lol

I hate that every real world person stereotypes you as scum when they find out what you do for a living.