Doesn't Fleshlight Offer a Military Discount?
 

I know I've seen it somewhere but can't locate it on their site. I have a group of Marines down in Pendelton with it at the top of their wish lists. :helpme

very un-American if they don't.

If that's the case i may have to pick one up if it's still affordable. I'm gonna park right here.

Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best


:)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1254427429.jpg

Screw the Fleshlight, all I can imagine is Jenni and her group of Marines... :helpme

Ms Dahling, the country owes you a 21-cock salute for this patriotic gesture:

http://cdn1.videothumbs.xtube.com/vi...DxCYZ_0000.jpg

Please hurry though, the situation is getting desperate - some of the troops are starting to fashion their own IFDs...Improvised Fleshlight Devices, and the rims of the chip cans are causing them to take some horrific unnecessary casualties:

http://i16.tinypic.com/2vv2yyv.jpg

http://bestcompanywebsite.com/blog/w...fleshlight.png

Support our Troops, and give them the Fleshlights they need and deserve!!! :thumbsup

:flagface

ADG

Email any contact you have over there. They've been very accommodating on much lesser things.

Maybe your boys can do a promo shot of them all using their FleshLights in the shower?

Nicely done! My cousin is a Master Gunnery Sgt stationed in Japan but is visiting Pendelton for the week. I gave him one years ago when he was in Iraq and he said it made him very happy:1orglaugh but I think it's time for a replacement.

Hey Jenni.. I popped you a note on FB :thumbsup