The Recession is so bad...
 

I hate it when people forward me email chain trash but this one was too funny not to share:

The RECESSION IS SO BAD........

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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:1orglaugh there's some gems in there alright!

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not even the slightest smile on my face
if you think this is funny you dont have humour or you are a woman

I am a woman and an American one at that, maybe that explains it :Oh crap

i giggled ...

Couple that made me smile..

If I had to prove it to you I'd have bigger problems than a poor sense of humor :upsidedow

haha some very cool ones..

not bad :1orglaugh

love that one!

What recession? I still can't drive on the 95 without bumper to bumper traffic. Where are all of these people without jobs?

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hahaha, good lineup :)

This.

Did not lol at all.

Great way to start the morning, with a laugh, it was either this or reading about some promise the president made!

some real funny stuff in there

Old but still funny :1orglaugh

Goddamm that is funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Stop feeding the trolls Shey! :1orglaugh

too many words... thanks though

Hahaha, as long as you vouch for me baby :winkwink:

Shey,

I am soo depressed after reading your post, my head needs a place to rest.

Will between your legs be ok?

Funny :)

Obviously. If you laugh, how could you possibly have humor? That's preposterous.

Thanks for the laugh today!

But where would I put my ladyboy junk? :helpme













P.S. In case I ever get quoted I was just joking, I know where to put it...

Pretty funny....

ain't no recession

The situation is so bad Greece has stoped exporting Humus and Taramaslata...

Its a double dip recession.

Superb :1orglaugh

nice one some good ones

bad for some good for others