Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
 

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ead-badger-set

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

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rip big guy .....

:Oh crap :1orglaugh :thumbsup

inm that picture hes a construction worker priest?

Forget what I said in the other thread Porn Jew bastard... :winkwink:

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Badgers!?!

We don't need no stinking badgers!!! :mad:

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The source of this story is this fine upstanding paper:

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Journalistic integrity? who needs it! PORN MIDGET EATEN BY BADGERS!

He was only partially eaten because the badger stopped after a few bites and bellowed "IT'S RAW!!!!!" and stormed off

It wasn't badgers btw. that's just a cover story. It was Batboy!

http://chrisnavin.files.wordpress.co.../08/batboy.gif

The beast THEY don't want you to know about

Wtf is a "diamondencrusted Soda Stream"???

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R.I.P little horny bro :thumbsup

that website looks fake as hell

Imagine the below encrusted with diamonds:

http://cuisinecraft.com/images/soda-stream.jpg

Sort of like how shoes are your krypton. :winkwink:

News is spreading fast...

http://www.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/...09/ramsey1.jpg

9/13/11 - We Will Never Forget

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what's his stage name?

not bad, not bad :1orglaugh

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Dude looks exactly like Ramsey lol

Like all true artists, becoming more famous in death.

Rordan Gamsay! There!!! I hope you are happy now, you sick bastard!!! (I have decided to re-bestow the Bastard title upon you)

Crikey, a small person has passed due to another savage murder at the claws and teeth of evil badgers, and all that you care about is dwarf dick? :thefinger

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I think that the badger race should be banned! What do you say GFY? Should we start another thread?!? :helpme

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There's no time for research! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THESE FUCKING BADGERS MEAN BUSINESS

Badger: 1 Dwarf: 0

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Hahaha. He looks just like him. :)

RIP

at least the girl is hot

Life is too short.















:1orglaugh

Damn shame - the Kid probably coulda had a real future in Dwarf Tossing too...

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I reckon all that he needed was the right promoter. :winkwink:

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can't you show a little respect? :(

Harv, some may have seen it as a joke thread poking fun at absurd headlines in tabloid rags, and ran with it. :2 cents:

No disrespect intended towards the deceased from me.

After all, the manner of death might strike some as slightly out of the ordinary (by stinking badgers for gawdsakes).

Anyway, does anybody know if the guy who died had a big family? :upsidedow :helpme :winkwink:

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you're a little slow today young grasshopper :winkwink:

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:stoned

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