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DVTimes 10-14-2011 04:54 AM

Swiss man had regular sex sessions with 'life partner' dog after 'wooing' him with chocolate drops
 
Swiss man who fell in love with his dog and took it to bed for regular sex sessions has been spared jail by promising to undergo psychiatric counselling.

A court in Liestal, Switzerland, said the 25-year-old defendant broke Swiss laws by admitting having sex with his male Appenzeller dog called Blaessli since 2008.

He wore the dog's collar to court as a sign of his affection for him and called him 'my life partner'.

He would 'woo' the dog with chocolate drops before lighting candles to cuddle up with him beneath his duvet.

But the puppy lover was not faithful - he also admitted bedding two other dogs during his relationship with Blaessli.

Prosecutors demanded 20 months jail but he was sentenced to eight months that was suspended as long as he undergoes the psychiatric sessions.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-candles.html

Scott McD 10-14-2011 04:57 AM

[insert doggystyle joke]

Fletch XXX 10-14-2011 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18490584)

He wore the dog's collar to court as a sign of his affection for him and called him 'my life partner'.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 10-14-2011 05:30 AM

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SomeCreep 10-14-2011 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18490637)

:1orglaugh

Barry-xlovecam 10-14-2011 05:38 AM

Gay K9 -- this guy is a total whack-job (literally) ...
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A court in Liestal, Switzerland, said the 25-year-old defendant broke Swiss laws by admitting having sex with his male Appenzeller dog called Blaessli since 2008.

He wore the dog's collar to court as a sign of his affection for him and called him 'my life partner'.

DVTimes 10-14-2011 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 18490651)
Gay K9 -- this guy is a total whack-job (literally) ...

and he cheated on the dog, having sex with two others.0

cherrylula 10-14-2011 06:04 AM

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Rochard 10-14-2011 06:16 AM

Now that's just sick.

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18490584)

A court in Liestal, Switzerland, said the 25-year-old defendant broke Swiss laws by admitting having sex with his male Appenzeller dog called Blaessli since 2008.

so the law is against admiting it, not doing it?

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18490710)
Now that's just sick.

you know damn well that pretty soon in america this will be legal as long as they are life partners... 2 men get married, why not a man and dog?

DamianJ 10-14-2011 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490728)
you know damn well that pretty soon in america this will be legal as long as they are life partners... 2 men get married, why not a man and dog?

Wow. Equating gay marriage to bestiality. That's kinda, um, fucked up?

bloggerz 10-14-2011 06:29 AM

fucking sicko

EddyTheDog 10-14-2011 06:33 AM

I thought chocolate was poison for dogs....

seeandsee 10-14-2011 06:36 AM

poor animal...

people crazy...

MaDalton 10-14-2011 06:39 AM

switzerland... they either eat or fuck their dogs.

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18490732)
Wow. Equating gay marriage to bestiality. That's kinda, um, fucked up?

hummm... so walking from A to B is the law... then the law is changed to allow walking from A to G to B... so why not from A to D to B? try and think like a lawyer and not some crybaby English wanker. BTW to a Christan there is no different between marrying a dog or a man. both are abmonations under the lord... so once the door is open... well you can see where that is going... right?

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18490757)
switzerland... they either eat or fuck their dogs.

wasn't a german that fucked a guy and ate his dick???? :helpme

EddyTheDog 10-14-2011 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490761)
hummm... so walking from A to B is the law... then the law is changed to allow walking from A to G to B... so why not from A to D to B? try and think like a lawyer and not some crybaby English wanker. BTW to a Christan there is no different between marrying a dog or a man. both are abmonations under the lord... so once the door is open... well you can see where that is going... right?

What have Christians got to do with anything?

MaDalton 10-14-2011 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490764)
wasn't a german that fucked a guy and ate his dick???? :helpme

http://bilder.augsburger-allgemeine....-erfolglos.jpg

he's not amused by your remark, the other guy WANTED to be eaten...

:upsidedow

cherrylula 10-14-2011 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490728)
you know damn well that pretty soon in america this will be legal as long as they are life partners... 2 men get married, why not a man and dog?

Obama's next spiel will be free healthcare for canine life partners. :1orglaugh :helpme

sperbonzo 10-14-2011 08:33 AM

I'm appalled. First of all, chocolate is very dangerous for dogs, and secondly, IT'S A MALE DOG FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

That's just... so gay.




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DVTimes 10-14-2011 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18491034)
I'm appalled. First of all, chocolate is very dangerous for dogs, and secondly, IT'S A MALE DOG FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

That's just... so gay.




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its dog cocolate.

i think its the amount of coco in the chocolate.

so dark chockolate is more toxic than say milk.

but i presume dog chockolates are safe for dogs.

pluss do not forget, its swiss chocolate.

sperbonzo 10-14-2011 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18491051)
its dog cocolate.

i think its the amount of coco in the chocolate.

so dark chockolate is more toxic than say milk.

but i presume dog chockolates are safe for dogs.

pluss do not forget, its swiss chocolate.



Ok, fine. I was wrong about the chocolate. But having relations with a MALE dog?


There is something wrong with this guy! I mean, I love da bitches as much as the next guy, but with a MALE dog? Ewwwwww.....!



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O MARINA 10-14-2011 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18491056)
Ok, fine. I was wrong about the chocolate. But having relations with a MALE dog?


There is something wrong with this guy! I mean, I love da bitches as much as the next guy, but with a MALE dog? Ewwwwww.....!



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I did not realize dog fuckers could be homophobic !

DamianJ 10-14-2011 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490761)
try and think like a lawyer and not some crybaby English wanker.

Try to sound like someone with a shred of humanity rather someone that says gay marriage is the same as bestiality.

People *might* think you are a homophobic asshole otherwise and we wouldn't want that, would we?

x

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18490786)
What have Christians got to do with anything?

hummmmm...... ? let's see........???? gee, uh.......??? who runs this country and is against homosexuality........??? damn! it's right on the tip of my tounge......????? gaaaaaaawwwww.... who are those people again.....??????? :helpme

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18491296)
Try to sound like someone with a shred of humanity rather someone that says gay marriage is the same as bestiality.

People *might* think you are a homophobic asshole otherwise and we wouldn't want that, would we?

x

I have no 'dog in the fight' so to speak... that's the way you guys are though isn't it? put everything in black and white with no grey so you can point the finger and label people with derogatory assumptions... isn't that the way you work thing out??? LMK guess you grew up watching TV???

EddyTheDog 10-14-2011 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18491312)
hummmmm...... ? let's see........???? gee, uh.......??? who runs this country and is against homosexuality........??? damn! it's right on the tip of my tounge......????? gaaaaaaawwwww.... who are those people again.....??????? :helpme

Oh sorry - It was Switzerland, USA....

Edit: Of course if it was the USA the anwer would be Jews...

digitalfantasies 10-14-2011 10:40 AM

so he cheated behind the dog's back??? Now that is just disgusting!!! And I warned that dog not to trust that guy... once a cheater.... always a cheater...

kmanrox 10-14-2011 11:18 AM

i don't get it....

baddog 10-14-2011 11:41 AM

Swiss chocolate is that good.

Grapesoda 10-14-2011 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18491329)
Oh sorry - It was Switzerland, USA....

Edit: Of course if it was the USA the anwer would be Jews...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 10-14-2011 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18490745)
I thought chocolate was poison for dogs....

It's not too harmful in small doses.

I don't think this sick fuck wanted his sex partner to die of a heart attack, that's why he was only giving him "chocolate drops".

arock10 10-14-2011 11:54 AM

this is why gay marriage should be outlawed

sperbonzo 10-14-2011 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18491079)
I did not realize dog fuckers could be homophobic !


I was kidding.... It's based on that old british joke.

Two British Empire "Raj" types are sitting in a gentleman's club sipping Gin and Tonic.

"Did you hear about Roger? He was found after 3 years lost in the jungle"

"Good God! We all thought he was dead! What happened to him?"

"Turned out he had actually married into a tribe of monkeys, and lived with them in a huge tree."

"Monkeys? And he actually had sex with them?"

"Well yes, but only the female ones of course, nothing funny about old Roger!"




.:winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 10-14-2011 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 18490651)
Gay K9 -- this guy is a total whack-job (literally) ...

Yeah because somehow 'straight' dog sex is so much less messed up than 'gay' dog sex.

Sarah_Jayne 10-14-2011 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18490728)
you know damn well that pretty soon in america this will be legal as long as they are life partners... 2 men get married, why not a man and dog?

I am left hoping you are actually trolling ..

Sarah_Jayne 10-14-2011 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18490745)
I thought chocolate was poison for dogs....

Ha...so well stated

96ukssob 10-14-2011 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18490637)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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