If you woke up, and found that you were Gregory House....
 

Would you simply have the bleeding leg amputated, and get a prosthetic, or carry on doing vicodin, and being a cunt to everyone?

An amputated leg can still hurt even after it isn't there any more. Plus the join between the body and the prosthetic wears and isn't like having a real leg you still have to take it easy or go through a cycle of having more and more work done. I'd stick with the drugs and a real working but hurting leg and carry one being a cunt.

first i'd fuck 13.....

Yes, but that goes without saying... Plus 'poo' on her while she calls me 'Daddy' and 'Pretends' to be upset, in her 'School uniform'... But thats another post entirely... :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

I'd be appalled by the commonplace metamorphosis ...

I'd keep doing what he does, no real problems