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11-19-2011 08:05 AM |
Ammar Kubba: Newest Spokesman for .XXX Domain Registry
http://www.premodomains.com/wp-conte...ba-150x131.jpgAfter seeing the perfectly manicured adult film star-esque mustache currently being rocked by Ammar Kubba in support of Movember, the ICM Registry has hired Kubba to be its newest .XXX domain name spokesman / spokesmodel.
Kubba will be working alongside Ron Jeremy, as the two primary male .XXX spokesmen. Said Kubba, ?I take my work very seriously, much like my mustache. It?s an honor to team up with Ron Jeremy, someone whom I have admired for a very, very long time.? Kubba continued to tell a story about the first time he learned about Ron Jeremy, but unfortunately, I can?t publish it on this blog.
Charitably, all earnings from Kubba?s spokesman position will be donated to the Movember foundation, which is helping to ?raise vital funds and awareness for men?s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.? To date, Kubba has helped to raise over $2,300 for the organization. To donate to this great cause, visit http://mobro.co/Kubba
Ironically, the first event Kubba and Jeremy will be appearing at is a prostate cancer screening event sponsored by .XXX. (Kubba and Jeremy will not be doing the screenings).
Important Disclaimers: No animals were harmed by Ammar Kubba in creating the mustache. Neither Ammar Kubba nor the ICM Registry approved the contents of this article. Ron Jeremy may or may not be a spokesman for .XXX. The entirety of this article was fabricated, except for the mustache part. Hot off my domain feed
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