How do queers decide who fucks who?
 

I was watching Six Feet Under and it got me thinking.

With straights, it obvious, but with fags?

There's tops and bottoms. It's a preference.

And no way am I gay.

I think they take turns or something. This week i fuck you, next week you fuck me.

They flip a coin and get heads or tails! :winkwink:

who ever has the most Apple products is the bottom and usually the one in line to get the newest Apple product
(or there is an app for that in case of a tie)

not that's congress...

holy shit that was funny!

I would assume the same way n-i-g-g-e-r-s do

Who let you in here asswipe?

i figured since we are throwing around words like fags, queers etc why not degrade another group of people

Luckily, there is a profile field on grindr and manhunt for top / bottom / vers.

We'd otherwise be lost.

Well, ok then. In that case, I take back the asswipe thing.

Whoever's rectum scar tissue has healed?

I've no idea, nor do I give a fuck...

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Also, dude, queer is not the preferred nomenclature.

fine with me

I gay friend of mine told me a while back that he has a simple rule, they measure dick size and the bigger dick gets to fuck the other guy (that in case they both want to fuck, if there is a preference and they both agree then dick size doesnt matter).

:thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They have a sword fight, and the loser gets impaled.

Im not sure - but it looks like the mega posse are about to find out.........

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russian roulette

I always figured they just took turns, and dudes could pass on their turn.

:1orglaugh

Why are you asking ?

Things that makes you go hummmmmmmmmmmmm

I loved that show.

i was going to say that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you are so funny
:D

that was clever :1orglaugh

:repuke:repuke:repuke

Is this a gay webmaster forum?

why you *******. consider yourself degraded :thumbsup

'friad it is, just not in public... like the 'you know who's' that use the 'n word' with each other but no one else can use it

I was actually always curious about that too

lots of options - and imagine if you add more cocks into the mix for a group sex - that's a whole lot of cock / ass / top / bottom permutations already

what about n-i-g-g-e-r fags?

power bottom!

it doesnt really matter, some like to give, some like to take and some like both. Dont be so narrow minded

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.

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At first I didn't want to post in this thread since the title is so intentionally derisive and the OP is a notorious troll, but then figured it might be a means of educating those who are ignorant by no fault of their own.

I'm reminded of when I asked a gay friend about the politically correct terminology as quite a few terms seemed to be OK. I think I asked something along the lines of "what is an acceptable way to refer to someone who is homosexual?"

He told me 'homosexual' was certainly not the best because it contains 'sexual.' He informed me that a significant proportion of the gay community are abstinent for one reason or another, and having 'sexual' in there just played to the image that all gays are sexual deviants and pedophiles. I had never considered that aspect of the term so feel it is worth sharing.

Along those same lines, I imagine it is close minded to assume that all gays who are sexually active engage in anal sex, whether on the giving or receiving end - certainly there are those who find less dominant/submissive ways to express themselves sexually. It's kind of like asking a guy if he fucks his girlfriend in the ass or does she do him with a strapon - there are other options that the phrasing of the question does not provide for.

As for gays that do engage in anal sex, I don't think it takes a genius to figure out it's a matter of personal preference.

but they are.

sticking your cock in someones ass = deviant

"Heads" you are the top, "tails" ..well, you get the idea..

this thread is gay

You're right.

The correct terms are fudge pounders and pillow biters.

This depends, of course, on the preferences of the individual poofters.

And then there's the switch hitters, but that's another breed altogether.
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I think it's the stronger guy on top. The weaker of the two gets bent over.

I think that's prison bitch etiquette know as Big Bubba's Law

Flip a coin or if that fails who ever can eat the most hotdogs gets to be on top