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sexiest mysql query ever (pic)

Hahahah.. Nice one.

Should have moved age though.

As bland as mysql itself ...

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan (Post 18720558)

Lovely curves ;)

true, true

...ORDER BY age ASC :Graucho

Must have been written in a European country.

Love to see a nice table merge on that one.

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18720764)

curves?

this is curves

http://www.mixed-magazine.com/wp-con...agazine-01.jpg

Agreed. Much better. :thumbsup

That pic doesn't arouse me

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18720764)

curves?

this is curves

http://www.mixed-magazine.com/wp-con...agazine-01.jpg

Those are hot to:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 18720796)

...ORDER BY age ASC :Graucho

I was wondering whether it should be asc or desc,,, I would have preferred a where age<=35 order by age desc limit 10;
at a certain age the select with limit > 10 is takes too long :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 18721020)

Love to see a nice table merge on that one.

I'd lover to see her run on solr

Code:

q=status:wife&facet=true&facet.field=personality&mlt.count=10&mlt.fl=personality,description,hair,eyes&mlt.qf=personality^20.0+description^5+hair^1+eyes^0.2&mlt.match.include=false

:winkwink:

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721258)

I'd lover to see her run on solr

Code:

q=status:wife&facet=true&facet.field=personality&mlt.count=10&mlt.fl=personality,description,hair,eyes&mlt.qf=personality^20.0+description^5+hair^1+eyes^0.2&mlt.match.include=false

:winkwink:

ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
ALTER TABLE girls ADD COLUMN sluttiness

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 18721309)

ALTER TABLE girls DROP COLUMN personality
ALTER TABLE girls ADD COLUMN sluttiness

quand même! why drop column when you can add weighting to it ;)
mlt.qf=sluttiness^50+personality^20.0+description^ 5+hair^1+eyes^0.2

that way you end up with the first record being a slut with personality having big tits, straight brown hair and blue eyes. When searched with mlt (more like this), you find basically anyone that is like your wife (who of course is already that but become boring)... to execute when the 7-year itch starts scratching ;)

only NoSQL can give you those :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18720856)

Must have been written in a European country.

yes found it on a euro blog ;)

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18720764)

curves?

this is curves

http://www.mixed-magazine.com/wp-con...agazine-01.jpg

http://d.static.memegenerator.net/ca...48/9368429.jpg

AND age >17 ORDER BY age ASC

The second curves are hot!

Hot query for sure. =)