My Plans for valentines day...
 

Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...

I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed...

For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences...

Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of GFY and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT !

WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day !

What are YOUR Plans ! :thumbsup

so u all have zero plans? respect !

I am doing a selfless act. My missus is a HUGE james bond fan. She even has a Bond Scalextrix. Anyway, at Beaulie (sp?) there is an exhibition of Bond Cars.

So I am taking her there.

I have no interest in cars or bond so should get lots of brownie points.

Will one of these be there?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ug_ca_1970.jpg

No plans here :)

Nope. No Bond Bug in the Beaulieu museum.

when you're broke , your plans become Since Fiction :(

Based on what you said, I have less confidence in PlentyOfFish. I think different sources of information can have a useful statistic attached to it such as % of spam. How much % of the website is spam? Evaluate online sources of information. It's possible to lose fat. Much of Valentine’s day could be about shopping and exchanging presents.

no poo lol?

i'm gonna realize 3 days later "oh right, there was a valentine's day this week! completely forgot"

Fatfoo is BACK!

I cannot afford to go on PlentyOfFish :(

LOL no plans yet.

Post fatty munter pics please CS.

I am taking a chick to get tattooed, I know she really is itching for ink and so am I ;)

trolling is good:pimp:pimp:pimp

Just incase anyone is interested, that year was a great success ! Infact not only from knowing they were sat there all alone, but also from some of the abusive follow up emails I received ! lolsome...

It really made me feel like a 'big man' and went someway to fulfilling the gap in my life. So these year I have done it again! ON A MUCH BIGGER INTERNATIONAL SALE!

I'm even gonna ring a few of the restaurants, and say I'm running late - Please wait etc... HaaaHaaaHaaaa !

Roll on Valentines day ! Its gunna be another doozy!!!!

and some people say love is dead.. .
http://i.imgur.com/gZl3Hw2.png

Is he sat on the toilet kissing her, while enjoying his diareeha?

If so, RESPECT :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

http://cdn.edibleanus.com/prestashop.../poo-cards.jpg

I can't wait until she opens this beauty!

i'm going to shit in my pants