Valentine's Day gift
 

Hey,
what would you like to receive from your official partner tomorrow ?

ipads for the win

Besides blowies?

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BJ lasts about 10 minutes... iPad will last at least a year! :thumbsup

A rimjob and a blowjob/swallow finish. Those are the special occasion/really drunk treats for me. I plan on getting both tomorrow.

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a divorce.

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& she better bend over before she leaves :pimp

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp

I was woken by a sweet thing nibbling my ear, then licking me and I knew it was Valentines day, time to get up and we were alone. The fun could begin.

So I slung the pillow at him and told him to sod off and stop licking my feet.

No not gay, Eva had gone to work and as usual sent the dog up to wake me. He took off to the sofa we have upstairs, his favorite place, and I went downstairs to put on the coffee. And found a box of chocolates on the coffee machine with a note saying "I love you".

So completely normal day so far. LOL

Give your g/f what she really wants, my penis.

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My gf gave me ölkorv

http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0116/elkorv.jpg

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Woman got told their stupidity was rare.

Nothing.

Because the more she gets me, the more she'll look for in return...

I gave my gf candy earlier today and I just eat it all up. :thumbsup

Reading all this, I'm proud I'm solo as hell =D