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Mohawk Steve 02-14-2012 11:44 AM

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Mega Awesome Super Huge Important MOVIE RELEASE!!! No Like Really Big!!
 
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody


Now Available on Vivid.com and VividParodies.com

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/placard.jpg
Click Placard Above To Watch Trailer



PORN PARODIES ARE BLOWING UP! GET IN ON THE ACTION WITH THE BIGGEST PORN PARODY RELEASE OF THE YEAR!!!!


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Free Hosted Galleries - Movies

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...y/gallery1.png

Free Hosted Galleries - Pictures

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...y/gallery2.png


Standard Sized Banners
Contact Us For Special Sizes. We are happy to do them.

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsxxxparody/3.jpg http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsxxxparody/4.jpg http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsxxxparody/3.jpg
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http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsxxxparody/6.jpg

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http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsxxxparody/9.jpg


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seeric 02-14-2012 12:08 PM

Some Screen Captures From The Parody Movie
 
http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/1.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/2.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/3.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/4.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/5.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/6.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/7.png

http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/8.png

Hentaikid 02-14-2012 12:47 PM

looks awesome!

Overload 02-14-2012 12:54 PM

looks good but only wire and check? :( d'oh ... sux

EddyTheDog 02-14-2012 12:59 PM

This is when I wish I had more straight traffic....

Looks great....

JFK 02-14-2012 12:59 PM

SOOOOOOOO, HOW BIG IS IT ?? :Graucho

Mohawk Steve 02-14-2012 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18758891)
SOOOOOOOO, HOW BIG IS IT ?? :Graucho


http://www.planetvivid.com/starwarsx...dy/swxxx/8.png

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 02-14-2012 02:43 PM

What she does with it next is the comedy part. It was like trying to watch her wrestle with a giant black snake in the jungle.

:1orglaugh


Great scene.

Sam - Mr. Skin 02-14-2012 02:51 PM

This looks like a lot of fun. I'll definitely check it out.

19teenporn 02-14-2012 02:53 PM

Dam! Can't watch the trailer on mi Ipad!

seeric 02-14-2012 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 18759183)
Dam! Can't watch the trailer on mi Ipad!

Check your iPad. We've checked it on several. Works great.

http://i42.tinypic.com/j6iiw7.jpg

:thumbsup

Overload 02-14-2012 03:36 PM

any chance to add more payment options? ;)

PornoStar69 02-14-2012 04:18 PM

vivid = illuminati

Mohawk Steve 02-14-2012 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 18759273)
any chance to add more payment options? ;)

Not at this time.

DVTimes 02-14-2012 05:31 PM

cool

www.star-wars-xxx.com

DVTimes 02-14-2012 05:41 PM

can you email me a trailer or two for this film please.

[email protected]

Overload 02-14-2012 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 18759462)
Not at this time.

baaaaah :disgust international wire $42 ... and that is only YOUR fee ... a german bank adds another (up to) $60 to that so its really NO option for german webbies ... over 3 sales down the drain in fees ... that sux balls big time :Oh crap

Chris 02-14-2012 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 18759462)
Not at this time.

Steve,
Want to meet in phoenix to see about changing this? :)

Regards,
Chris @paxum.com

InfoGuy 02-14-2012 10:29 PM

If Darth Vader is Princess Leia's father, wouldn't a sex scene with them be incestuous or at least play into those sick fantasies?

InfoGuy 02-14-2012 10:32 PM

And there's one with Luke and Princess Leia too. Ugh...

plateman 02-15-2012 05:26 AM

Looks hot and should sell like crazy, don't take this wrong but lots of people pulled vivid cash links years ago...including me - why never any sales - But I may dig into my pass book and see if I still have an account

alias 02-15-2012 09:58 AM

High quality. :thumbsup

seeric 02-15-2012 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plateman (Post 18760315)
Looks hot and should sell like crazy, don't take this wrong but lots of people pulled vivid cash links years ago...including me - why never any sales - But I may dig into my pass book and see if I still have an account

Just curious here. A lot of things happened before my time running the show here. Why did people pull links years ago?

I'd like to know. You can email me or post here.

Thanks!

Eric

thehand 02-15-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18760850)
High quality. :thumbsup

Yes sir:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

nikki99 02-15-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18759505)
can you email me a trailer or two for this film please.

[email protected]

yes put online one porn trailer please not need to be too long :)

found these ones

this scene looks like a Bestiality movie with Chewbbaaca

http://mc10.vividgalleries.com/u/v15...2.91e4a349.mp4

KillerK 02-15-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18760921)
Just curious here. A lot of things happened before my time running the show here. Why did people pull links years ago?

I'd like to know. You can email me or post here.

Thanks!

Eric

Could be because conversions didn't match other programs. ratios that were terrible. also you guys thought you were hot shit.

NaughtyVisions 02-15-2012 12:29 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...34942565_n.jpg

seeric 02-15-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 18761158)
Also you guys thought you were hot shit.

I don't follow. Examples please.

Thanks,

Eric

goldflower 02-15-2012 01:20 PM

:thumbsup :thumbsup

RyuLion 02-15-2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 18758924)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Overload 02-15-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18760921)
Just curious here. A lot of things happened before my time running the show here. Why did people pull links years ago?

I'd like to know. You can email me or post here.

Thanks!

Eric

lack of payment options ... lol ... but serious, who wants to promote a program that eats up $42 for a check? i 2nd myself here but EU webbies prolly skip such progs ...

seeric 02-15-2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 18761449)
lack of payment options ... lol ... but serious, who wants to promote a program that eats up $42 for a check? i 2nd myself here but EU webbies prolly skip such progs ...


I disagree. Vivid had a long running ePassporte account for payouts, and some other methods. We all know how that ended for lots of people.

There are no fees on checks. That is inaccurate. There is a fee for wires. And I think you'll find that standard on most programs.

Irregardless, thank you for your comments. Should we consider additional payout mediums going forward I'm happy to inform you.

:)

Eric

Cherry7 02-15-2012 02:59 PM

Super Huge Important...


If you are 14, thought Star Wars was good, and have never seen a naked lady...

DVTimes 02-15-2012 03:22 PM

hope you post a trailer or two.

idealy a bit ruder than the ones on facebook.

SpeedoDave 02-15-2012 03:42 PM

Funny - I posted this pic on one of my blogs today.

http://www.bisexualdave.com/bisexual...perblowjob.jpg

xxxjay 02-15-2012 05:07 PM

Seeing Princess Leah chained to Jaba The Hutt was probably my first boner.

Good stuff.

seeric 02-15-2012 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 18761449)
..

Also, we are going to be setting up with some alternative payout processors for another initiative that we are pursuing. We will seriously consider all the options and possibilities of paying out to affiliates as part of that.

Overload 02-15-2012 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18761472)
I disagree. Vivid had a long running ePassporte account for payouts, and some other methods. We all know how that ended for lots of people.

There are no fees on checks. That is inaccurate. There is a fee for wires. And I think you'll find that standard on most programs.

Irregardless, thank you for your comments. Should we consider additional payout mediums going forward I'm happy to inform you.

:)

Eric

oops, apos - i meant wires :error

seeric 02-15-2012 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 18761919)
oops, apos - i meant wires :error

No worries. :thumbsup :)

Ramos 02-15-2012 06:38 PM

Great stuff, Byron is the man!

http://mrtopp.com/wp-content/uploads...bacca_meal.jpg

RandazzoXXX 02-15-2012 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy (Post 18759931)
If Darth Vader is Princess Leia's father, wouldn't a sex scene with them be incestuous or at least play into those sick fantasies?

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy (Post 18759933)
And there's one with Luke and Princess Leia too. Ugh...

Who cares? Stop being a fucking poseur.

RyuLion 02-15-2012 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 18762076)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

garce 02-15-2012 07:43 PM

Mega awesome super huge important! Neither irony nor releveance exist where you hope it might have.

George Lucas hasn't had an original idea in thirty years. Good job ripping him off.

I just want to smash my face with a meat tenderizer and stare at you through your bedroom window late at night.

Fucking Star Wars? Please... 1977 called, it wants its old tired ideas back.

Spunky 02-15-2012 08:39 PM

Looks great,nice job and best of luck with it

seeric 02-15-2012 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18762199)
Mega awesome super huge important! Neither irony nor releveance exist where you hope it might have.

George Lucas hasn't had an original idea in thirty years. Good job ripping him off.

I just want to smash my face with a meat tenderizer and stare at you through your bedroom window late at night.

Fucking Star Wars? Please... 1977 called, it wants its old tired ideas back.

I'm having trouble getting a bead on what you're trying to convey. Do you mind telling me how you really feel?

Thanks! :1orglaugh

Mohawk Steve 02-16-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18762199)
Mega awesome super huge important! Neither irony nor releveance exist where you hope it might have.

George Lucas hasn't had an original idea in thirty years. Good job ripping him off.

I just want to smash my face with a meat tenderizer and stare at you through your bedroom window late at night.

Fucking Star Wars? Please... 1977 called, it wants its old tired ideas back.

http://media.techeblog.com/images/going_to_hate.jpg

thanks for the bump baby girl :thumbsup

st0ned 02-16-2012 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 18763338)
thanks for the bump baby girl :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have some traffic that would be interested in this. Throwing links up now. :thumbsup

warik 02-17-2012 12:10 AM

The best movie!!))))

Brad Mitchell 02-17-2012 12:19 AM

Oh.. to be on the Vivid screener list, Melissa and I would review everything! LOL. We really like the production value of these parodies.

Brad

NETbilling 02-17-2012 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18762256)
I'm having trouble getting a bead on what you're trying to convey. Do you mind telling me how you really feel?

Thanks! :1orglaugh

Looks great... golf next week?


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