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garce 02-15-2012 08:16 PM

Haikus
 
Hi...

Somewhere someone cares
just not here, just not today
Thank God for shadows

I'm smiling at you
but the world turns much faster
than you realize

Hi, Nikki ninety
nine your penis is tempting
because of your tits.

Quiet regression
No feeling but I still taste
blood when I kiss you

Here I have a pi-
lot's thumb,
Wreck'd as homeward he did come. A drum! A...

Drum. MacBeth doth come.


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bronco67 02-15-2012 09:25 PM

waiting for someone
to post incorrect haiku
some idiot will

DamianJ 02-16-2012 01:58 AM

A fight on a hill
A military battle
It was a high coup

calvinawe 02-16-2012 02:37 AM

what a splendid thread!
reveals the artist in us.
when will fatfoo come?

CurrentlySober 02-16-2012 02:42 AM

i like hiapoos...

grumpy 02-16-2012 03:45 AM

Its 5 7 5 ;)

CurrentlySober 02-16-2012 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 18762589)
Its 5 7 5 ;)

I said I'd be dead...
Then said goodbye to my dog...
What a fucking Knob !

Voodoo 02-16-2012 04:00 AM

The epiphany
Washed away my dirty pants
Silence is golden

Voodoo 02-16-2012 04:04 AM

Serendipity
Megalomaniacal
Cannibalism

DamianJ 02-16-2012 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 18762589)
Its 5 7 5 ;)

it's it's

Voodoo 02-16-2012 04:09 AM

What a dull day five
Nothing left to do seven
And five on the end

BIGTYMER 02-16-2012 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18762604)
I said I'd be dead...
Then said goodbye to my dog...
What a fucking Knob !

:winkwink:

Simon 02-16-2012 06:31 AM

A favorite haiku from Bo Burnham
 
I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
Fucking lesbian



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CDSmith 02-19-2012 11:15 AM

Misfired an arrow
pinned his foot to the floor
Be a long time get'n home


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