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L-Pink 02-18-2012 08:58 PM

Porsche stuck in wet cement: hahahahaha .....
 
Some people ....... Pretty funny.

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoram...210302568.html

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Vendzilla 02-18-2012 09:33 PM

Living in LA, I think most that drive Porche can't drive them correctly

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-18-2012 09:35 PM

http://djwanker.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=450&h=844

High performance car, low performance driver... :upsidedow

ADG

plsureking 02-18-2012 09:44 PM

the driver wouldnt get out of the car and the road workers busted their ass to free the porsche. how is it their problem? i'd leave it there til it hardened. then make the owner pay for removal (and concrete replacement).

im not sure why they didn't just drag it out. SF needs more rednecks.
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Mike Honcho 02-18-2012 11:10 PM

http://www.ftkconstruction.com/wp-co...rk-suicide.gif

2ndxachrm 02-19-2012 12:01 AM

Just because you drive a nice car dose not mean your smart enough to drive it.

Major (Tom) 02-19-2012 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18768253)
Some people ....... Pretty funny.

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoram...210302568.html

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how is this karma?
enlighten me
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Matyko 02-19-2012 12:42 AM

Have you seen the 2 Hummers that sank into the frozen lake in Hungary?
http://jalopnik.com/5882956/what-mad...-ice/gallery/1

georgeyw 02-19-2012 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndxachrm (Post 18768359)
Just because you drive a nice car dose not mean your smart enough to drive it.

Just because you have a computer, does not mean you're smart enough to use it.

V_RocKs 02-19-2012 03:30 AM

Some friends and I did that to an airstrip once.

JFK 02-19-2012 03:40 AM

that stuff is good and corosive, looks good on the idiot:thumbsup

2intense 02-19-2012 07:30 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 18768337)


Fletch XXX 02-19-2012 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18768253)
Some people ....... Pretty funny.

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoram...210302568.html

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and taxpayer will bail him out... doubt he gets the bill....

L-Pink 02-19-2012 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 18768370)
how is this karma?
enlighten me
ds

You're asking me? I have no idea, I didn't write the story. I'm just laughing at the driver.

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Best-In-BC 02-19-2012 07:48 AM

That sucks, but I hate Porshes

LiveDose 02-19-2012 07:53 AM

That's great lol...

alextokyo 02-19-2012 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 18768370)
how is this karma?
enlighten me
ds

Guy works hard to buy car. Gets car.
Is probably busy. Decides to take a shortcut like any normal person.
Cement looks dry. Turns out to be wet.
Doesn't get out for fear of getting cement in car.
Herd mentality ensues.
Rubberneckers and mouth breathers gather, feeding off each other with iPhones and digital cameras to bask in the moment.

The lazy, poor and ignorant start spouting about "karma" and laugh their asses off. Problem is they're still lazy, poor and ignorant. :1orglaugh

Jacob[Soft] 02-19-2012 08:25 AM

ugh, luxury car fucked up

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/8ta...sche_three.jpg

John-ACWM 02-19-2012 02:43 PM

Another wrong shortcut.

2012 02-19-2012 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 18768337)

:1orglaugh

beerptrol 02-19-2012 04:16 PM

Karma. Douchebag drove through a road construction site bypassing cones that were there in order to prevent people from driving on the wet cement. Thought he was above the rules and wanted to take a short cut to save him some time. Ended up costing him more time and money.

Spunky 02-19-2012 08:23 PM

That will teach that idiot lol

fuzebox 02-19-2012 11:33 PM

Can't handle all the Porsche hate :helpme

Wondering what the reactions would be if it was a mom with kids in a minivan...

xenigo 02-20-2012 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18768723)
Guy works hard to buy car. Gets car.
Is probably busy. Decides to take a shortcut like any normal person.
Cement looks dry. Turns out to be wet.
Doesn't get out for fear of getting cement in car.
Herd mentality ensues.
Rubberneckers and mouth breathers gather, feeding off each other with iPhones and digital cameras to bask in the moment.

The lazy, poor and ignorant start spouting about "karma" and laugh their asses off. Problem is they're still lazy, poor and ignorant. :1orglaugh

This is it, precisely. :2 cents:

brassmonkey 02-20-2012 12:17 AM

thats what insurance is for if its damaged

xenigo 02-20-2012 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18769763)
Can't handle all the Porsche hate :helpme

Wondering what the reactions would be if it was a mom with kids in a minivan...

It would be more along the lines of "hard working mom enduring the struggle" than "rich lazy Porsche owner looking for a bail out".

People love to draw outrageous conclusions to support their preconceived notions about life. The conclusion that society doesn't want to draw is that the person with more money works harder, is more dedicated, and smarter. It's easier to feel better about yourself by assuming the poor person is more deserving than anyone else.

ElleSorbet 02-20-2012 12:22 AM

lol what a dick. I hope he has to pay what it costs to dig that shit out

ElleSorbet 02-20-2012 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 18769797)
It would be more along the lines of "hard working mom enduring the struggle" than "rich lazy Porsche owner looking for a bail out".


Even if it was a mom in a van I'd think the same. If there's cones up and you're going to be a dumbass and ignore the fact that there's something there you're not suppose to be into....well then you've made your own bed.

ArsewithClass 02-20-2012 03:58 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Does it fucking matter what type of concrete? :pimp

What a dick for not getting out & not testing to see if it was dry first... Joke :1orglaugh

u-Bob 02-20-2012 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18769763)
Wondering what the reactions would be if it was a mom with kids in a minivan...

first thing that came to mind when reading the comments below that article.

jimmy-3-way 02-20-2012 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18769763)
Can't handle all the Porsche hate :helpme

Wondering what the reactions would be if it was a mom with kids in a minivan...

Whore killing the planet with her brats, she should die.

BAKO 02-20-2012 09:02 AM

Would love to see the drivers face

Chi 02-20-2012 10:34 AM

That Porsche thing happened right down the street from my house. I'm surprised it got this much attention. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shotsie 02-20-2012 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18768723)
Is probably busy. Decides to take a shortcut like any normal person.
Cement looks dry. Turns out to be wet.
Doesn't get out for fear of getting cement in car.

I know, right?! I try to take shortcuts through cordoned off construction work all the time, ESPECIALLY if there's cement mixers, jackhammers, road cones, big orange signs or any other indicators that it might be a good idea to drive through them. Completely normal.:helpme

webair 02-20-2012 10:54 AM

So due to the fact that this guy is somewhat successful, and can afford to buy a nice car, he in some what deserved to have it ruined due to Karma? What if he was driving a rav4? would this have even made it to the internet?


I don't get it.

alextokyo 02-20-2012 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18770678)
I know, right?! I try to take shortcuts through cordoned off construction work all the time, ESPECIALLY if there's cement mixers, jackhammers, road cones, big orange signs or any other indicators that it might be a good idea to drive through them. Completely normal.:helpme

I do. Seriously. I speed, run red lights, cut people off, I've even driven drunk after a liter of whiskey... more than once, albeit out in the middle of nowhere, years ago when I was fucking stupid. Well, I'm still fucking stupid but not THAT stupid. The drunk driving was not fucking cool by any means and I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Besides that, the only thing I don't (and have never done) is tailgate.

All in a 660cc, 12 year old Suzuki shitbox that I bought for 30,000 yen. The stereo is worth more than the car. I also have a 2012 Toyota Century with an 893 plate. I worked my fucking ass off for that car. If I should run into wet cement in my WagonR that I bought on a whim one weekend a few years ago, it'll be "poor guy". If I run into it in my Century, it'll be "fuck that asshole".

It's not the person, it's the car. Because surely everyone is with an expensive car is an asshole, right? The underlying jealousy is pathetic.

Shotsie 02-20-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18770752)
Because surely everyone is with an expensive car is an asshole, right?

Maybe not, but this guy clearly is. The fact that he drives like such a jerkoff in a 120k car makes it even better. I would've ran the story, too.

fuzebox 02-20-2012 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18770678)
I know, right?! I try to take shortcuts through cordoned off construction work all the time, ESPECIALLY if there's cement mixers, jackhammers, road cones, big orange signs or any other indicators that it might be a good idea to drive through them. Completely normal.:helpme

I bet the area wasn't clearly marked with cones and the construction crew is covering their ass now. The main street by my complex has been under construction for a month now, and some days it's tricky trying to figure out what route they actually want you to take, it changes daily and is a cone nightmare. I doubt the 911 owner is that unintelligent...

Shotsie 02-20-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18770817)
I bet the area wasn't clearly marked with cones and the construction crew is covering their ass now. The main street by my complex has been under construction for a month now, and some days it's tricky trying to figure out what route they actually want you to take, it changes daily and is a cone nightmare. I doubt the 911 owner is that unintelligent...

http://i.imgur.com/ohPC7.jpg
The guy drove in between a cement mixer and a backhoe into two foot deep wet cement; he's a fucking idiot. I hope his car is completely destroyed. Actually, I hope the brake line corrodes from the chemicals in the cement and he loses control of his car, crashes it and dies in a blazing inferno. Fuck that guy.:321GFY

Kenny B! 02-20-2012 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18770817)
I bet the area wasn't clearly marked with cones and the construction crew is covering their ass now. The main street by my complex has been under construction for a month now, and some days it's tricky trying to figure out what route they actually want you to take, it changes daily and is a cone nightmare. I doubt the 911 owner is that unintelligent...

I guess we know who the driver was now... amazing how quick cement can turn a white car gray!

Anthony 02-20-2012 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 18770875)
I guess we know who the driver was now... amazing how quick cement can turn a white car gray!

Damn really? Rob drove his Porsche into cement?

alextokyo 02-20-2012 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18770771)
Maybe not, but this guy clearly is. The fact that he drives like such a jerkoff in a 120k car makes it even better. I would've ran the story, too.

Nigga please. Had this guy been in a 1995 family sedan he would be balls deep in donations right now, on the front page of Reddit, trending on Twitter, interviewed by Fox News, etc. As we all know, the only reason this story is slightly interesting is because the guy was in a Porsche. Smart move by Yahoo to publish this, perfect understanding of the stupidity and predictability of the general public. The ironic thing is that after okaying this for publication, the boss probably drove his Porsche like an asshole all the way home. :1orglaugh Soccer moms get themselves into all kinds of stupid shit for completely selfish reasons EVERY SINGLE DAY and it never once makes the news... because they're behind the wheel of boring, cheap 5 year old SUVs.

The underlying jealousy is pathetic. Had he been in a shit car, this article would get no attention at all. There seems to be an unspoken belief that this guy couldn't wait to get home, bathe himself in bad cologne, then head off to quaff champagne and snort coke off hookers' assholes, like something from therichjerk.com. OMG Karma strikes the trust fund guido! The fact is that he could've been a doctor rushing to see a patient with heart trouble, an undercover high-ranking intelligence agent rushing to handle a national security threat, or anything like that. Once you're stuck, you're fucking stuck.

jimmy-3-way 02-20-2012 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18770845)
The guy drove in between a cement mixer and a backhoe into two foot deep wet cement; he's a fucking idiot. I hope his car is completely destroyed. Actually, I hope the brake line corrodes from the chemicals in the cement and he loses control of his car, crashes it and dies in a blazing inferno. Fuck that guy.:321GFY

Got it - you can't afford a 911.

Duly noted.

Shotsie 02-20-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18770921)
The fact is that he could've been a doctor rushing to see a patient with heart trouble, an undercover high-ranking intelligence agent rushing to handle a national security threat, or anything like that.

I hope so. I hope his patient died or some camel jockey terrorist slipped through the D.H.S's fingers and is carrying out an attack on San Francisco right now because this guy drives like an asshole.

Quote:

Once you're stuck, you're fucking stuck.
Literally, in this case.

fuzebox 02-20-2012 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 18770875)
I guess we know who the driver was now... amazing how quick cement can turn a white car gray!

Someone's gotta stick up for 911 owners! I thought this was a forum for entrepreneurs, not Occupy Internet Porn... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuzebox 02-20-2012 12:57 PM

Looking at the photos I see 1 cone that looks like it was placed by the construction workers digging him out... In the photo with the construction equipment, I don't see any cones but I do see a full line of cars behind the 911 in the same lane...

Shotsie 02-20-2012 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18770942)
Someone's gotta stick up for 911 owners! I thought this was a forum for entrepreneurs, not Occupy Internet Porn... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm not bashing the guy because he drives a Porsche, I'm bashing him because he's a reckless idiot. Also, I'm greatly exaggerating my anger. I really don't give a shit one way or another.

Kenny B! 02-20-2012 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18770942)
Someone's gotta stick up for 911 owners! I thought this was a forum for entrepreneurs, not Occupy Internet Porn... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...gonna-hate.gif

Major (Tom) 02-20-2012 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18768723)
Guy works hard to buy car. Gets car.
Is probably busy. Decides to take a shortcut like any normal person.
Cement looks dry. Turns out to be wet.
Doesn't get out for fear of getting cement in car.
Herd mentality ensues.
Rubberneckers and mouth breathers gather, feeding off each other with iPhones and digital cameras to bask in the moment.

The lazy, poor and ignorant start spouting about "karma" and laugh their asses off. Problem is they're still lazy, poor and ignorant. :1orglaugh

exactly!!
One time I ran out of gas because I passed a crappy getty station trying to make it to a shell station. So I had to push the car a few hundred feet: litterally from one gas station parking lot to another. I remember the road turned into a parking lot with people laughing at me pushing my porsche. I was amazed at how silly & jealous your average 9-5 40k a year schlep is. I really had to pause & take it all in. I mean, the car ran out of gas 200 ft before a gas station. I just don't see that as a knee slapping moment. I learned a lot about people that day.
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fuzebox 02-20-2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 18770975)
exactly!!
One time I ran out of gas because I passed a crappy getty station trying to make it to a shell station. So I had to push the car a few hundred feet: litterally from one gas station parking lot to another. I remember the road turned into a parking lot with people laughing at me pushing my porsche. I was amazed at how silly & jealous your average 9-5 40k a year schlep is. I really had to pause & take it all in. I mean, the car ran out of gas 200 ft before a gas station. I just don't see that as a knee slapping moment. I learned a lot about people that day.

I was driving a Gallardo Spyder around for a day, it was bright "fucking look at me" yellow... Apparantly when you hit some bumps the self levelling headlights can each turn themselves off until they re-calibrate. Anyway I was driving around in the dark with 1 headlight on for probably 2 hours, and no less than 12 people either yelled at me about it from red lights, the sidewalk, or even while driving beside me at 40mph.

Two weeks cruising around town in my Subaru with one headlight and not a peep from anyone.


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