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Originally Posted by Socks
(Post 18795363)
Two words: Surprise anal.
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LOL this reminds me of something on the radio a few years back. There used to be this local DJ with an afternoon talk show here in Portland. He was a funny guy and one day he told a story about how he and his girlfriend were in his car driving home on night after dinner. She tells him to pull off in a secluded spot. When he finds a spot she starts going down on him. Pretty soon they are full on screwing. He is explaining how he is a big guy so it was hard to do. He ended up laying his seat all the way back, opening the sun roof and having her get on top with her head out the sunroof. As she bounces away he lifts her up and pulls her back down. One thrust he lifted her too high so she came off the peen and slammed back down on him, only as she came down it rammed right up her ass.
She had never done anal before so she just lost her anal cherry with prejudice. He said her ass was sore for about a week.
They go to commercial and when they come back he played a tape of his girlfriend calling in and cursing him out for telling the story because all of her friends at work heard it and decided to give her the nickname Surprise Anal. |
