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jdotdepp 03-28-2012 12:44 PM

MegaMillions ODDS SIMULATOR..... Incredibly depressing
 
It is really hard to win the Mega Millions lottery. So hard that it can be difficult to comprehend what long odds confront its players.

Why not try for free on this Mega Millions lottery simulator? You'll be able to try the same numbers over and over, simulating playing twice a week for a year or 10. You'll never win.

http://megamillionsgame.net/

130 bucks in 1024 plays......:mad:

96ukssob 03-28-2012 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdotdepp (Post 18849996)
It is really hard to win the Mega Millions lottery. So hard that it can be difficult to comprehend what long odds confront its players.

Why not try for free on this Mega Millions lottery simulator? You'll be able to try the same numbers over and over, simulating playing twice a week for a year or 10. You'll never win.

http://megamillionsgame.net/

130 bucks in 1024 plays......:mad:

I did it a few times playing it for 10 years. Won more money playing 1,2,3,4,5 with powerball 6 then any of the other guesses :1orglaugh

MichaelP 03-28-2012 01:03 PM

It is lottery, pure random and luck. There is no strategy there. But there is one common denominator for all those who ever won.

They bought at east one ticket :thumbsup

Intrinsic 03-28-2012 01:06 PM

sweet

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $83.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $50.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $70.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $103.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $93.

Choopa Phil 03-28-2012 01:10 PM

hahaha oh well, not going to stop me from buying a few!

xxxfuzion 03-28-2012 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18850051)
hahaha oh well, not going to stop me from buying a few!

Then do it on That site, and I'll be happy ;D

alias 03-28-2012 01:15 PM

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $42.

Spunky 03-28-2012 01:22 PM

Just a waste of money,can't win if you don't play though

Supz 03-28-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 18850059)
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $42.

youre a loser

Tom_PM 03-28-2012 01:45 PM

Would be more fun if it did random 'quick picks' instead of playing the same number each time.

alias 03-28-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 18850070)
youre a loser

The mark of the JEW is forever.

EddyTheDog 03-28-2012 02:02 PM

Someone will win it in the end - Why not put a $ or 2 on?

I won just over NZ$53K in a casino once.

We have nothing if we don't have hope.

Constant Sales 03-28-2012 02:12 PM

There's a store a few towns south of me that has sold 3 winning lottery tickets in the past few years. 250K, $6 million and most recently $70 Million... I'm sure there's a line out the door for the $500 Million Mega Millions one going off Friday.

Tom_PM 03-28-2012 02:13 PM

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $10076.

woot! I played the numbers from LOST tv show, haha.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 15, 16, 23, 49, Mega: 42 Winners: 4 15 16 23 + Mega Millions ball 4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

Tom_PM 03-28-2012 02:17 PM

Ahaha I played them a few more refreshes:
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $500068.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 1 Winners: 4 8 15 16 23 5 ball(s) correct. Five balls wins $500,000!


Play those numbers. They've won for real in the past. Guess the curse works hehe.

EddyTheDog 03-28-2012 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18850150)
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $10076.

woot! I played the numbers from LOST tv show, haha.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 15, 16, 23, 49, Mega: 42 Winners: 4 15 16 23 + Mega Millions ball 4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

You Win!!

and lose all at the same time...

alias 03-28-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Constant Sales (Post 18850146)
There's a store a few towns south of me that has sold 3 winning lottery tickets in the past few years. 250K, $6 million and most recently $70 Million... I'm sure there's a line out the door for the $500 Million Mega Millions one going off Friday.

Go fuck yourself & cool story bro.

brassmonkey 03-28-2012 02:20 PM

i bought 50 tickets friday 50 more

Tom_PM 03-28-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18850162)
You Win!!

and lose all at the same time...

True enough. I'd prefer to have some steady work. :2 cents:

Rothstein 03-28-2012 02:22 PM

I just won the jackpot on that game!

alias 03-28-2012 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18850175)
True enough. I'd prefer to have some steady work. :2 cents:

Do you still work for PimpRoll?

Tom_PM 03-28-2012 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 18850180)
Do you still work for PimpRoll?

Not currently. Though I've let it be known I'm full of free time. It's a tight ship so what can you do.

alias 03-28-2012 02:31 PM

Maybe have your nick changed and make a thread listing your skills and asking for work? Get a new email and have the existing one set to forward in gmail.


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