So we evolved from monkeys??
 

Darwin says, so how come we still have monkeys (on this board too) and they didn't evolve to intelligent humans?

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in for a spot before the crowd

How's it going?

Monkey? :winkwink:

Monkeys and humans evolved from the same ancestors. We didn't evolve directly from monkeys. At least I believe that is how the theory goes.

What spot? You don't even have a sig.

Monkey? :winkwink:

You have a problem with Monkeys?

Informative question.

That is what it says in big bang theory.

because that is the very nature of evolution

No we did not.

Great apes and Humans both evolved from a common ancestor.

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You evolved beyond anything most of us here have. :)

It's a possibility. The official version in the Bible seems a little wishy washy ... :2 cents: probably just another conspiracy theory

No :pimp

Alien Hybrids..'nuff said

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Oh shit, it's "Origin of the Species," not "Feces." :winkwink:

Or maybe we were modified by an intelligent species thousands years ago. To self evolve into intelligent species. And the "gods" in the heaven that ancient people refer to, where just intelligent visitors to our planet? Don't be afraid of new thinking, once people thought earth was flat. And they hated any new idea.

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No, we DID NOT evolve from monkeys. Monkeys are too smart to devolve into humans.

Monkeys specifically denied having anything to do with us - "we" being their less-intelligent primate relatives. We (humans) are to your average monkey what your idiot child-molesting uncle is to you. We're all primates, but WTF?

There is not one monkey on the face of the Earth who will accept responsibility for a Mitt (MItt? What kind of name is that? Hi, I'm Sock... Sock Cockstrap... Here's my brother, Mitt Sock...) Romney. Mitt Sock Shoe Hipwader Romney. If he's a REAL Morman (Merman? Mermaid? More Woman?) he has multiple wives - just like the Muslims he hates.

Stupid fucking assholes.

BTW, I asked. We're an embarrassement to primates. The primate I interviewed wished he was a dolphin so he could get some good press and avoid humans 364 days of the year.

He also said, "So long and thanks for all the fish." Dunno what he meant by that, but his sly, slightly crooked smile made me feel a little uncomfotable. I had the last laugh, though - I knew he wasn't a dolphin and that Douglas Adams died a long time ago.

No, we're not monkeys. We're too stupid to be monkeys. We're snails with appendages. How can you tell what creatures GOD created? They have faces.

Eyes. Noses. Mouths. Every living multi-celled creature on the planet that has existed for less than 100 million years has eyes, a nose, and a mouth.

You are not a monkey - you're a snail.

No more weed for you

Close your mind peasant, and obey the GREAT BOOKS

which of the two versions in the Bible?

Did JohnnyClips get banned or is this his brother/lover?

If God made man from dirt, why is there still dirt?

You know the origin of the universe? How big it is? Is its infinite or not? How life become in this universe? NO? Don't know a skit?

And somehow you find different ideas of the intelligent life on earth to be so crazy?

It's okay that you're stupid, there's nothing you can do about that. There's no need to be ignorant on top of that though.

the hollow earth aliens have cloned johnnyclips.

Who is talking about god?
The rest of the dirt can still and will transform into a new human in future, a monkey can't and will never become human.

Uh, no it doesn't.

People haven't thought the world was flat for thousands of years.

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Do you agree that government secrets exist? Therefore... aliens.

Seeing as it took 100,000s of years for the modifications to happen. The people doing the modifying were crap at it.

Too many dead ends happened for it to be anything but evolution and the survival of the best. Neanderthals were just one dead end that were not able to evolve and adapt well enough and became extinct. Like the rest of the natural world, some models worked and evolved. Others didn't and perished.

We've evolved from pigs ...

we all evolved from a lump of cells that accidentically hit earth a while ago. i guess.

edit: probably only some proteins. or nucleoids. too lazy to look it up

actually no.... we all evolved from common ancestors, but not monkeys...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evolution

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