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CyberHustler 04-25-2012 05:39 AM

10 Softest niggas in the rap game list...
 
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.ca/2...s-in-game.html

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Ayo whattup whattup yall...the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Thor Molecules aka Volcano Hands otherwise known as the one n only Cocaine Biceps is back witta nother meal for yall malnourished muthafuckas namsayin. Once again its that time of year where we recognize the softest niggas in the game nahmean. We gotta couple MVPs...mad veterans n even a rookie up in this shit...so yall peep the flyness.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-l9ZlQqawUv.../photo+(1).PNG

10. J Cole ...aka Nap King Cole aka Young Eeyore aka The Bokeem Woodbine of Rap aka the poor man's Drake. Ayo Jermaine is bitter bout sumthin b...nobody really understands what tho. You would think that any mediocre ass rapper/mediocre ass producer would jus be happy to be the first muthafucka signed to the worlds most famous nigga's label n shit. But naw...that aint good enough for Diet Drizzy b. Son still poses for pictures like somebody snapped all his crayolas in half... Son frowns like he jus rode his seatless bike to the 7-Eleven to buy a slurpee n they only had Sprite flavor left n shit. The many other facial expressions of Jermaine seem to include "My balloon animals done came untwisted" n "Why he get two turns on the trampoline n I only got one?"....you get the idea tho. Ayo this nigga's mixtapes was never really the most exciting shit in the first place namsayin. I mean dont me wrong b...they was cool...but they wasnt nothin to have a parade over neither. But when he dropped that stillbirth of a first album...son...that shit could stop paint fom dryin. That shit could relax a broad's hair b. Straight up. This nigga's own shadow wont even get outta bed in the morning no more cuz of this depressing ass muthafucka. Son inspirin a whole generation of lame mediocre ass niggas to start pickin up mics n make boring ass watered down flavorless "lettuce rap" (Get it? LET US rap...) jus like the homie Jermaine. Plus he got the softest dudes walkin the earth throwin rocks at his lawn chair. Son got the poster child for hurt feelings hisself aka Canibus throwin shots at him b. Cole even got that prairie dog looking muthafucka Charles "Milk Carton" Hamilton to poke his head outta the ground n shit on the little homie's career achievments a bit. But never mind them two dusty ass niggas...This boy got washed by DIGGY son. As in THIS nigga b...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M6dj66PGl1...s400/diggy.png
:1orglaugh

rogueteens 04-25-2012 07:42 AM

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18907834)
Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

True story. Rap is completely void of any semblance of talent.

Best-In-BC 04-25-2012 08:03 AM

Wheres Drake ?

Choopa_Pardo 04-25-2012 08:07 AM

Drake is straight baby thighs.

WHEELCHAIR JIMMY

barcodes 04-25-2012 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 18907869)
Wheres Drake ?


flashfire 04-25-2012 11:42 AM

lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

Yngwie 04-25-2012 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18907834)
Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18907857)
True story. Rap is completely void of any semblance of talent.

I agree 100% with this.

asdasd 04-25-2012 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18907834)
Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

That's the thing about position, you are either on the bottom getting fucked or you are fucking on top. Now how about those Falkland Islands.

scuba steve 04-25-2012 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire (Post 18908448)
lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

haha sucks doesn't it :disgust

Lichen 04-25-2012 12:08 PM

Epic fail by OP.

Shotsie 04-25-2012 12:14 PM

Aren't they all soft? I mean, with the exception of a very few like Beanie Sigel - and even his background is questionable, Sigel street isn't exactly the badlands - most of them are just spinning bullshit stories.

Besides, rap is evolving and progressing to a certain extent, you can only sell so many records about whips and bricks and cars and bling before people get tired of it. And that's a good thing. I think the rap nowadays isn't as hard because rap is a reflection of what's going on in society. Nowadays, I see black kids hanging with white kids, skateboarding and shooting the shit in Vans and skinny jeans and as ridiculous as some of that seems to me, it is progress.

Shotsie 04-25-2012 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire (Post 18908448)
lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

Yes, ONLY Americans buy Drake's records. he hasn't sold one single record in Canada so far. It's Amazing.

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2012 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18907834)
Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

This punk loving indie chick says bullshit to that notion.

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 18908545)
This punk loving indie chick says bullshit to that notion.

Remember when you worked for that company who fucked webmasters? What were they called again? Freshright? Fleshnight? Oh, right. FLESHLIGHT. Lots of us thought you working for those dirtbags was bullshit too. Shame nobody will ever trust you again. You should probably go get a real job now. You're done being an affiliate rep.

Intrinsic 04-25-2012 12:33 PM

The wiz khalifa write up is fucking funny especially the picture captions :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 04-25-2012 12:35 PM

People who hate on rap are fucking idiots... it might not be your type of music, but it's definitely music. I'd like to see someone make a good rap record who has no rhythm... you have to have rhythm... that's what music is.... rhythm....

Just because you're a square and don't understand it doesn't mean it's not music lol....

StickyGreen 04-25-2012 12:37 PM

Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 18908589)
Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

If rap is music then mother goose is an "artist."

Shotsie 04-25-2012 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18908603)
If rap is music then mother goose is an "artist."

Mother Goose is a fictional character, your analogy makes no sense.

beemk 04-25-2012 12:52 PM

Funny that their job is to make music and people care about how "hard" they are. You can find more "hard" people than you can count on most ghetto blocks. That doesn't mean they have any type of music talent.

CyberHustler 04-25-2012 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 18908570)
The wiz khalifa write up is fucking funny especially the picture captions :1orglaugh

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gfHLoFpSKt.../s320/wiz4.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6txiJELvRZ...s320/wiz+5.jpg

http://thehoodup.com/board/images/smilies/lmao.gif

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18908629)
Mother Goose is a fictional character, your analogy makes no sense.

Rappers are fictional musicians. It makes perfect sense.

StickyGreen 04-25-2012 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18908650)
Rappers are fictional musicians. It makes perfect sense.

lmao, just stop it...

StickyGreen 04-25-2012 01:07 PM

mu·sic
[myoo-zik]
noun
1. an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

You can hate rap all you want, but to say it isn't music is plain ignorant.

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 18908673)
mu·sic
[myoo-zik]
noun
1. an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

You can hate rap all you want, but to say it isn't music is plain ignorant.

To say it is music is just plain ignorant. Making music takes talent. Talking in a rhythmic manner to computer-generated thumping and sampling from actual music does not take talent, therefore rap is not music. Why is this concept so hard for you to grasp?

You like rap. That's fantastic. Just don't call it music. To do so degrades centuries of actual music.

CyberHustler 04-25-2012 01:13 PM


globofun 04-25-2012 01:14 PM

I hate cRap!

What's a Nigga?

StickyGreen 04-25-2012 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18908684)
To say it is music is just plain ignorant. Making music takes talent. Talking in a rhythmic manner to computer-generated thumping and sampling from actual music does not take talent, therefore rap is not music. Why is this concept so hard for you to grasp?

You like rap. That's fantastic. Just don't call it music. To do so degrades centuries of actual music.

I posted the exact definition of music and somehow this idiot still doesn't understand it... lol

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18908567)
Remember when you worked for that company who fucked webmasters? What were they called again? Freshright? Fleshnight? Oh, right. FLESHLIGHT. Lots of us thought you working for those dirtbags was bullshit too. Shame nobody will ever trust you again. You should probably go get a real job now. You're done being an affiliate rep.

You are more than welcome to hit me on icq or wherever you choose and actually speak to me. Until then, troll on.

Shotsie 04-25-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18908694)

Perfect example of the played-out, generic, whips, bricks, chips, playskool rhymes that nobody wants to hear anymore. Not relying on any skill, just trying to come up with a catchy hook to try to turn the song into a club hit. Garbage.

kal86 04-25-2012 02:03 PM

Hahaha lil diggy

CyberHustler 04-25-2012 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18908820)
Perfect example of the played-out, generic, whips, bricks, chips, playskool rhymes that nobody wants to hear anymore. Not relying on any skill, just trying to come up with a catchy hook to try to turn the song into a club hit. Garbage.

:thumbsup

Babaganoosh 04-25-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 18908818)
You are more than welcome to hit me on icq or wherever you choose and actually speak to me. Until then, troll on.

Why would I ICQ you? I have absolutely nothing to say to you in private. Sure, I am trolling the burnout hood rats but I am not trolling you in the slightest. You willingly associate with thieves. Surely you didn't think that those of us who were affected would forget, did you?

asdasd 04-25-2012 04:02 PM

Big L rest in peace

rogueteens 04-25-2012 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 18908589)
Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

lol! its racist to hate a track thats just a few repeated beats with someone saying "yofuckerimgoingtofuckyouupand fuckyourbitchbecauseimahardfuckerwhofucksthepolice andfucksyourbitchihavegoldteethandfuckyourbitchfuc kerfuckyou"
Yeah, thats real talent! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Brent 3dSexCash 04-25-2012 05:48 PM

Now this kid really IS solid:


Socks 04-25-2012 05:55 PM


Jakez 04-25-2012 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18907834)
Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

I love when people say stupid shit like this. If it takes no skill then why is the genre all over the top charts? Why don't you do it and rake in millions? Oh that's right, you can't because you don't have the skill to do it.

Socks 04-26-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18909236)
I love when people say stupid shit like this. If it takes no skill then why is the genre all over the top charts? Why don't you do it and rake in millions? Oh that's right, you can't because you don't have the skill to do it.

And the only thing it takes to be a world famous pornstar is opening your legs. Nothing else required. Anyone can do it.

scubadiver626 04-26-2012 01:57 AM

The n word is so pase, nowadays we say, what up my ninjas. Pass it on pls.

bronco67 04-29-2012 09:26 PM


LiveDose 04-29-2012 10:38 PM

I loved hip hop back in the 80's. Now it's just like pop music.


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