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Choopa_Pardo

05-07-2012 06:45 AM

Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey pass peanut by licking its butt for an hour

Sometimes your job requires you to tongue-punch a monkey's dirt-star for an hour to save its life. Remember everyone, the rule is "It's not Gay if it's for SURVIVAL."

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BladeZ

05-07-2012 06:48 AM

The monkey looks satisfied :)

CyberHustler

05-07-2012 06:51 AM

That's dedication http://thehoodup.com/board/images/smilies/hat-tip.gif

PayOut Magazine

05-07-2012 07:03 AM

WTF??? :disgust

L-Pink

05-07-2012 07:20 AM

Usually that costs extra.

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Slick

05-07-2012 07:40 AM

You all know you'd do the same thing to save your family pet.

GFED	05-07-2012 07:41 AM

Quote:

After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

:1orglaugh

AllAboutCams

05-07-2012 07:44 AM

Fake ..........

mavruda

05-07-2012 10:47 AM

Monkey Rimming... - a new niche .

JFK	05-07-2012 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18934088)

Monkey Rimming... - a new niche .

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Dirty F

05-07-2012 11:22 AM

As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.

Spunky

05-07-2012 11:29 AM

That's abuse! leave the brothers alone

alias

05-07-2012 12:22 PM

What the fuck?

Deej	05-07-2012 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18934158)

As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.

ancient remedy bro...

CurrentlySober

05-07-2012 02:58 PM

Hello!!! :)

Yngwie

05-07-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18934088)

Monkey Rimming... - a new niche .

Would that be like monkeying around? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2012	05-07-2012 03:13 PM

a friend in need is a friend indeed :2 cents:

garce

05-07-2012 08:16 PM

I thought you were talking about my ex-wife for a moment there. Sorry.

Dirty F

05-07-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 18934546)

ancient remedy bro...

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer

05-07-2012 08:40 PM

Sure. Because obviously if you're going to take the time to lick a monkeys ass... you're gonna make sure you are doing it in front of a camera.

Captain Kawaii

05-07-2012 09:46 PM

I betcha Zhang is popular with all the animals there...thats one dedicated zookeeper.

BIGTYMER

05-07-2012 09:51 PM

Need more pics of the monkey before I make my decision. :winkwink:

FlowerKid

05-07-2012 09:56 PM

Why do you think old women have a little dog? Bingo, pussy licking dog.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

05-07-2012 10:03 PM

http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/...9nsso1_500.gif

Peanut my ass!!! :throwup

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Major (Tom)

05-07-2012 11:35 PM

I ate a black chicks ass once.. Does that count?
curious
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John-ACWM

05-08-2012 03:29 AM

LOL that is a really cute monkey.

arock10

05-08-2012 05:30 AM

I just ate some peanuts. Anyone have a free hour to help me out?

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