I am living in a porn movie.....
 

I have the plasterers in to do a bedroom ceiling and the older guy has gone to sort out another job leaving his apprentice here.

Dear god, he is fucking gorgeous. He has taken his top off now, I am dying here....

How often can I pop upstairs to make sure he doesn't need anything before it becomes creepy?

I'm already creeped lol.

He is now on the lawn having lunch....

So according to the research I have done all I need to do is go out and rub my crotch.

This is how gay guys get beaten up. :2 cents:

He is half my size - No problem.....

BTW - I'm not really going outside to rub my crotch. I'll just sit here on the sofa wondering what would happen if I did....

I dunno but it would make for one hell of a thread.

If you don't hear that cheesy bass guitar, then that means the scene isn't ready to start.

In other words, put on some cheesy bass guitar music and see if the scene starts...

I live in a porn movie too - they are all fucking me :

- electricity company fucks me with bills
- phone company fucks me with bills
- internet provider is fucking me every week with their lousy service
- The shop sellers at local market are trying to fuck me with prices and bad quality products/food, drinks/
- The construction workers at my new home are trying to fuck me up with additional pays


The only one who should fuck me physically should be my wife, be she's not in a mood....


So , my question is - what do you think about this : a porn drama , or horror comedy with elements of fucked up things...

Thanks - Now if he does invite upstairs to polish his trowel I will be too depressed....

You'll be fine as long as he doesn't decide to zip you inside a bag.

You have been reading "The Daily Mail' again...

I think besides the cheesy bass guitar you also need a pizza and some short shorts

And roller skates.. Don't forget the roller skates.

LOL - I was just thinking about 'Big Sausage Pizza' - Who says subliminal advertising doesn't work...

I am on it - A tight blond perm with matching mustache, crotch rubbing and roller skates - I am so getting laid...

Nope. I'd rather not catch whatever DVT has got :Oh crap

Something really strange about that story though.

I would love to have been in the court when they had 'experts' trying hundreds of times to lock them selves in the bag.

Must have been hilarious....

This thread has graduated from "Pretty Gay" to "Fabulous"

Well, Richard InMyAss the famous plasterer/porn star has just left.

He said that if I had spent less time posting on the internet and spent more time rubbing my crotch things would be very different......

Thank You GFY!! :mad:

Check and see if he needs any crack spackle... :2 cents:

http://www.straysworld.com/video/spackle.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1236136671.jpg

:stoned

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It must be an American thing - Whats 'Crack Speckle'?

All I see is a guy with a big ass....