hacked in the face by a machete defending an orphanage of 35 children by himself
 

be thankful you live where you live :2 cents:

http://i.imgur.com/HWTH9.jpg


http://imgur.com/gallery/HWTH9 & http://imgur.com/gallery/RceN3

Poor guy,he's very brave

That's nothing, I live in the USA where cannibals strip people naked and chew their faces off, where men cut chunks of themselves off with a knife and throw it at the cops, where a rampage shooting occurs at least once a week. This guy should consider himself lucky. :2 cents:

You're mistaken - or really fucking stupid. The whole "Hacking someone to bits, mailing body parts to authorities, and posting videos of eating human flesh online" is a Canadian thing. We own that.

DO NOT try to steal our psychopathic thunder, bitch!

We have a small population, so we have fewer psychopaths. The ones we DO produce, though, are all time classics.

Alas, there is no death penalty here.

Americans did it first and we're doing it better baby! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

And my avatar is uglier than yours :321GFY

The incident was posted on Reddit a few months ago http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comment...rned_from_the/

The thread ended up raising $50K for the orphanage to build a wall and hire armed security.

The next time any of you want to complain about your iPhone not getting a signal, think of this guy's face.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He's gonna have one bad ass looking scar, the ladies will love it.

One bad ass Mofo, much respect.

holy crap Reddit raised 50k for the orphanage and money for that guy in a few hours

Good point, emailing a copy of that pic to ATT will probably scare them into improving service!

That's one painful mark, hail this dude!

Thats nothing, in the UK we give people like that "political" asylum.

That's messed up!

Kind of like guarding an abortion clinic in America.

That guy LOL's at people with shitty iphones...

Definite android user.

beautiful story, loved reading the reddit thread.

Omari is a badass hero :thumbsup

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