Bladder infection my arse...
 

The Duke Of Westminster has been taken to hospital with a bladder infection.

Either the excitement was too much and he is having a heart attack, or he is as bored as the rest of the country and is pretending to be sick.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18325522

I can hear him now - "You told them I had a bloody Bladder Infection? - Why didn't you say herpes and have done it?"......

Wrong duke. Not Duke Of Westminster, Duke of Edinburgh.

The choice was attending a load of boring functions or spending a couple of days leching over nurses - no surprise which he picked.

do you mean Duke of Edinburgh?

Oh yeah - That one.....

You know who I meant :)....

maybe they got him new heart from unknown donor :D