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$5 submissions 06-16-2012 05:04 PM

MMA makes it to the elementary schoolyard (VIDEO)
 
Just goes to show you that with the popularity of MMA nowadays, the old school ways of throwing hay makers has gone out the window. Size doesn't matter. Technique and heart do.


Major (Tom) 06-16-2012 05:28 PM

heh lil niger (note the word niger because he could be fron niger) thinks that fighting is what mayweather does. White boy STOMP
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T34K1DD 06-16-2012 06:02 PM

Wow. When I was a kid it rarely went past a push and a couple punches

Tijuana_Tom 06-16-2012 06:12 PM

Another nonsense thread.

You getting paid $1 for these?

seeandsee 06-16-2012 06:18 PM

serious fight, not like fake shit in MMA

Tijuana_Tom 06-16-2012 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19009222)
serious fight, not like fake shit in MMA

:1orglaugh

Just Alex 06-16-2012 06:55 PM

Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

NetHorse 06-16-2012 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19009246)
Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

Shut the fuck up. :thumbsup

rogueteens 06-16-2012 07:40 PM

Should have worn a belt.

kane 06-16-2012 07:49 PM

A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

Just Alex 06-16-2012 07:49 PM

Pretty obvious - white kid cheated.

CurrentlySober 06-17-2012 01:26 AM

Sounded like the kid doing the commentary was getting sexually excited

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19009246)
Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

lol!!! I was surprised no one jumped in but you know what they were going for when they wanted to stand them up
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Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19009273)
A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

fuck yea wrestler here!
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DamianJ 06-17-2012 02:17 AM

Is MMA now rolling around on the floor like you want to get the other guy to suck you off?

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19009567)
Is MMA now rolling around on the floor like you want to get the other guy to suck you off?

really? common
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$5 submissions 06-17-2012 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19009265)
Should have worn a belt.

Good observation. Quite a bit of energy was put into pulling those pants up instead of other more pressing matters.

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 19009609)
Good observation. Quite a bit of energy was put into pulling those pants up instead of other more pressing matters.

ohh, he was keeping it real.
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Shotsie 06-17-2012 03:53 AM

MMA techniques? Looks like a typical schoolyard fight to me. If that black kid was smart he would've grabbed him by that long-ass hair, he could've done anything he wanted to him if he got ahold of that hair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19009273)
A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. Every kid I grew up with that wrestled in high school was a tough bastard. Might've had something to do with the fact that my high school had one of the best wrestling programs in the state, though.

John-ACWM 06-17-2012 07:54 AM

What a stupid gang.

Just Alex 06-17-2012 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 19009624)
MMA techniques? Looks like a typical schoolyard fight to me. If that black kid was smart he would've grabbed him by that long-ass hair, he could've done anything he wanted to him if he got ahold of that hair.



Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. Every kid I grew up with that wrestled in high school was a tough bastard. Might've had something to do with the fact that my high school had one of the best wrestling programs in the state, though.

If Jamal was smart he would have sent his cousins to do drive-by. Thats how real men take care of bidzness in da hood.

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19010098)
If Jamal was smart he would have sent his cousins to do drive-by. Thats how real men take care of bidzness in da hood.

yea really no such thing as a fair fight. All these homies have left is their swiss cheese like pride & if you add one more hole to that it becomes a 6 on 1 a few days later.
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CyberHustler 06-17-2012 04:16 PM

Spot the white boys in this thread who weren't as fortunate when they tried :1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19010637)
Spot the white boys in this thread who weren't as fortunate when they tried :1orglaugh

not me brah, wrestler here. I never sit & jab with a knuckle dragger. Shoot in for a double or a low single & he's on his back.
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CyberHustler 06-17-2012 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010648)
not me brah, wrestler here. I never sit & jab with a knuckle dragger. Shoot in for a double or a low single & he's on his back.
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My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want :1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19010663)
My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want :1orglaugh

I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring but never in a 1 on one fight.
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Just Alex 06-17-2012 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19010663)
My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want :1orglaugh

You sound so desperate. First its Egyptians, now school yard bullies.

Just Alex 06-17-2012 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010746)
I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring but never in a 1 on one fight.
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Never seen black kids 1 on 1. Mostly trash talk or ganging up. :2 cents:

CyberHustler 06-17-2012 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010746)
I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring

Explains a lot

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19010763)
Never seen black kids 1 on 1. Mostly trash talk or ganging up. :2 cents:

one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19010781)
Explains a lot

it's sparring dude. A lot of times you get in the ring with a good boxer, black, white, mexican & of course you get your bell rung. That's fighting. That happens to everyone.
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Just Alex 06-17-2012 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010783)
one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Sounds about right. Can't talk their way out with gang signs or trash talk. :2 cents:

Shotsie 06-17-2012 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010783)
one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Did your school ever make it to the state championships?

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 19010810)
Did your school ever make it to the state championships?

well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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Shotsie 06-17-2012 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010819)
well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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Ahh, I never wrestled, so I didn't know how it worked. I was gonna say, you might've wrestled a couple dudes I knew.

Just Alex 06-17-2012 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19010819)
well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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CyberHustler won the Olympics. 4 different weight categories on the same day. :2 cents:
Just because he's black.

$5 submissions 06-17-2012 07:37 PM

do those jiujitsu schools have a minimum age requirement?

Major (Tom) 06-17-2012 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 19010829)
Ahh, I never wrestled, so I didn't know how it worked. I was gonna say, you might've wrestled a couple dudes I knew.

I probably did. Greatest sport. It changed my life. I had friends come back from boot camp & said it was a joke compared to wrestling practice. Right now I'm getting back in shape after a pretty bad bout with pnuemonia. I sacked on 25 lbs from the anti inflamatories, but once I loose that I'm off to Thailand with Phil Baroni for a month training there. Should be fun. Back in the gym tomorrow. kind of sucks, as there is something liberating about a bulbus waistline & being able to eat & drink like a Roman.
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fuzebox 06-17-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 19010854)
do those jiujitsu schools have a minimum age requirement?

I've seen schools advertising classes for kids aged 6-8, and even some as low as 4.


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