A conversation with my aunt...
 

"So Damian, I got the new TV and George has the internet next door."

That's great, now you can watch all your favourite programs in HighDef. Let me know when you get internet and I can email you.

"I just told you, we have the email next door. It moves through the walls, we don't need to get it here."

"Tomorrow he is going to show us how we can get TV on the email as well."

How do I tell her that its illegal - She has not got a clue? - The guy next door pays his bills!!

The conversation has been dramatised - I edited the 30 min lecture on avoiding piles....

Could you edit it back in please? Aside from it being vaguely 'bottom' related, I have been suffering from them recently, with constant flare ups.

I even had to miss my Pinball League meet the other week, as I couldn't sit in the car and drive for two hours, there and back...

I will PM you her number - She will tell anyone that listens....

My gran told me her phone has Bluray... she clearly meant bluetooth. Old people are funny.

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