WTF is up with that 50 shades of grey book?
 

My gf read it, now she wants me to "buy all the stuff he has" and do what he does. So I spanked her, apparently that's not enough.

I guess now I have to read the book.

Eva read it and said the girls led boring sex lives. LOL

hehe well I spanked her ass dude, I don't beat up women :winkwink:

I guess you have an elaborate BDSM basement at home? :pimp

Everyone and their dog seems to be reading it. Presumably because it has a catchy title


and it involves bondage. Oooh, bondage. :sleep:zzwhip

Yea I read a lot of Warhammer 40K books, I don't ask her to build me a Mark IV power suit (though that would be fucking cool!).

I guess I'll just get into it, at least I can whip her when she gets out of line :1orglaugh

It's porn for girls.

Download the audio book and listen to it, funny shit

its porn for housewifes. was at a target and a housewife behind me had it in her cart. saw it and we both smiled. I should've offered to just fuck her instead of her boring husband and save her the $10 on the book.

lol I wonder why her brother would give her that book, don't think he knew what it was or maybe he thought he was doing me a favor or something :1orglaugh

My girlfriend tried to read it after a few of her friends suggested it to her. After a couple of days I saw her reading something different. I asked her if she had finished already 50 Shades and she said, "No. I got about a third of the way through it and it was so poorly written and so ridiculous it made me ashamed to have a vagina."

I had a good laugh.

Woman are reading this fucking book everywhere, next time I'm on a train I'm gonna break out a wank mag, and no fucker better complain.

Indeed. Facebook status's are full of "I'm off to read mr gray! ;)" "bedtime with 'the book!'" etc.

Seems it's the new fashion to let everyone know you are off for a wank.

dumb bitches...

The best audio version
 

HAHA awesome :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

i lol'ed

It's just sheep jumping on the bandwagon again.

A bit like Harry Potter actually...

Is Eva cheating on you? How would she know about good sex? Or does an old sack of bones with big orange teeth coming at her turn her on?

I am really baffled how can some girls have such a low standards.

I couldn't tell you what's up with it, but it's a hell of a cash cow for me. Everyone seems to want Fifty Shades ripoff erotica, or sex toy articles about the gear in the books, or fanfic that takes the bondage scenes to the next level. God bless EL James.