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CDSmith 08-04-2012 10:34 AM

That's it, Michael Phelps is a mutant
 
The guy is the Wayne Gretzky/Michael Jordan of swimming, no two ways about it. Just watched him win his 21st medal, gold of course, in the 100m butterfly. Commentator says he has a "six-foot-seven-inch wingspan" and he is, like me, 6' 4" tall.

So I took it upon myself to measure my own "wingspan" just to see how this Canadian tundra sloth compares. I've always been known as the guy with the long arms, and sure enough..... my double-arms-length measurement, or "wingspan" as they are calling it, is just over six foot five.


Conclusion: Phelps is a mutant.

jollyperv 08-04-2012 11:03 AM

dude's fucking nuts

Relentless 08-04-2012 11:32 AM

It's much more than that...

He has hyperflexible ankles that allow his feet to move in a much wider range of motion than yours. He has a disproportionately small torso and long legs. They have done a bunch of reports and the guy has just about every natural advantage a human could have for swimming.

Still his records and all others will be broken very soon by 'disabled' athletes with prosthetic devices that give them more advantages.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympi...6434101.column

Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)

DWB 08-04-2012 11:49 AM

It's the weed.

CDSmith 08-04-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19103479)
It's much more than that...

He has hyperflexible ankles that allow his feet to move in a much wider range of motion than yours. He has a disproportionately small torso and long legs. They have done a bunch of reports and the guy has just about every natural advantage a human could have for swimming.

Still his records and all others will be broken very soon by 'disabled' athletes with prosthetic devices that give them more advantages.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympi...6434101.column

Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)

I'm convinced there was some genetic engineering going on secretly prior to his conception.

Sadly (for him) the geneticists focused only on traits that enhance his athletic ablity and neglected such traits as straight teeth.

Mutant.

Relentless 08-04-2012 04:26 PM

He does have piranha teeth. Maybe you are onto something.

L-Pink 08-04-2012 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19103500)
It's the weed.

... lol

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-04-2012 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19103500)
It's the weed.

Mutant on weed.

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19103665)
Sadly (for him) the geneticists focused only on traits that enhance his athletic ablity and neglected such traits as straight teeth.

Must have some British in his ancestry.

MrCain 08-04-2012 07:17 PM

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1295926108.jpg

AllAboutCams 08-04-2012 07:26 PM

just think in 20 year time japan is going to have the best teem for everything

John-ACWM 08-05-2012 09:06 AM

:) cool info about Phelps :thumbsup

Spunky 08-05-2012 09:08 AM

Canada needs a Phelps to clean up the swimming events

DamageX 08-05-2012 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19103479)
Within a decade swimmers with 1 arm will be breaking world records left and right ;)

Only left OR right, depends which arm they're missing. :)

LAJ 08-05-2012 09:30 AM

Yeah finger tip to finger tip should be very close to how tall you are. I'm 5' 11 and my span is 6' exactly. Many hallways are exactly 6' wide... I barely nick both walls at the same time.

Oh yeah and Phelps is definitely a mutant lol.

SPP 08-05-2012 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19103500)
It's the weed.

looool

just loool

Matt 26z 08-05-2012 02:57 PM

Phelps has a few genetic defects.

Marfan's Syndrome, giving him long limbs and fingers.

A connective tissue disorder, allowing him flexibility that other swimmers don't have.

His body produces less Lactic Acid than other athletes, making his recovery times much better. This means more working out and most importantly, the ability to swim two races in the same hour as if the first race never even happened.

adendreams 08-05-2012 03:33 PM

Hes amazing but this is proof that there are WAY too many swimming events

rufflebuttfairy 08-05-2012 05:07 PM

Id so do him!

marlboroack 08-05-2012 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rufflebuttfairy (Post 19105673)
Id so do him!

lol:1orglaugh

TisMe 08-05-2012 05:27 PM

He's a retired mutant now.

Wonder what kind of pension plan mutants have.

Hornydog4cooter 08-06-2012 04:58 AM

Yeah the guy is a beast good for him!

michael.kickass 08-06-2012 06:33 AM

If Phelps was a country, he'd be #40 in the all-time overall medal table. So I agree, he is indeed a mutant. =)

V_RocKs 08-06-2012 07:02 AM

That is it... Cutting the legs off tomorrow and training for next time.

samuelmosc 08-06-2012 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 19105699)
He's a retired mutant now.

Wonder what kind of pension plan mutants have.

free weed and fish for the rest of your life!

Best-In-BC 08-06-2012 07:48 AM

If Wayne Gretzky played today he wouldn't even be in the top 10

DragonsGirls 08-06-2012 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19106503)
If Wayne Gretzky played today he wouldn't even be in the top 10

Hell, I can't think of any 51 year old guys who could compete...Or were you going to strip 30 years off of him?

sobecash 08-09-2012 01:16 PM

he's got long wingspan and that gives him some advantage over the others.

Rebel D 08-09-2012 01:27 PM

i thought from fingertip to fingertip is suppose to equal your height

sperbonzo 08-09-2012 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19103417)
The guy is the Wayne Gretzky/Michael Jordan of swimming, .

The Bugatti Veyron of swimming
The F22 Raptor of swimminng
The Lockheed Blackbird of swimming
The Tianhe-1 supercomputer of swimming
The Formula Rossa Rollercoaster of swimming
The Stephen Hawkings of swimming
The Barrett .50cal of swimming
The Voyager 1 probe of swimming
The Everest of Swimming
The Challenger Deep of Swimming
The Sub-Zero Fridge of swimming







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Supz 08-09-2012 03:26 PM

he has webbed feet too

kristin 08-09-2012 03:36 PM

In climbing it's referred to as the Ape Index.

My husband has a +3 .. it's pretty crazy.


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