Looking for $X,XXX,XXX,XXX to $XX,XXX,XXX,XXX
 

Looking for $3-57 billion to acquire former Fortune 1,000 company.

Solid deal. They're bankrupt now and have laid off 80% of their workforce but I'm predicting 4,000% annual growth going forward.

greatopp /@t/ altavista.com for details.

lol... U have no idea. Good luck with ur sales;)

You need to post on m2.gfy.com for your sig to show up on mobile.

I have a great deal for you. Get your money and I will make it grow 30% per year. All you have to do is keep introducing me to people with a lot of money.

My Penis just Grew

altavista lol I miss them now they were a search engine

This sounds like a great deal! Wish I could help out but I only can afford $2.9 billion

do you take paypal

bump for serious business thread, gimme a week and I'll have an extra billion to invest

Same here :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Are you serious? :D

I just won the Nigerian lotto, so maybe I could use some of that money to fund this. When my money gets here I'll be in touch.

mine tingled just a little:helpme

http://i.imgur.com/L24cy.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

money will flow in this thread

You can use retweets

I've had three people from GFY commit $10 billion so far. Anymore? Hit me up on AIM or Friendster.

Just sent over the epass for you.

Its amazing how much extra money we have when we quit drugs, eh? You probably used to spend that in a weekend.

Thank you, got it. Just put in an ACH withdrawal request. Should have in a few days.

O Marina has tipped EpitomeBaby $1,111,111,111 tokens.

thx bb <3