Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19254563)

HA HA silly fools. Illuminati is actually a front for the Chinese Master Minds that control the UNIVERSE! They planted bugs on Mars so that the US will spend billions on a fake mission to explore the planet while in realty, the money goes right back to China and they open up buffets here in the states.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh how do you think 20-50 employees can survive off making a self-indulging buffet for $7.95 that always comes with free hot tea but they charge for cold?!?

Educate yourself fools!

Originally Posted by amateurcanada (Post 19254580)

I'll join, the limitation of population and cleansing isn't something I want to be on the tail-end of ;) I agree - precious resources will be wasted.

Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 19254691)

Very clever spoof, but not far off from the truth..

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 19254694)

How much far off spoofed is it?

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19254697)

It's no eyes wide shut.

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 19254548)

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19254925)

I just got off the phone with Mike South, it turns out his leads, who have been right about things like this before, have confirmed 78.3% that Fabian paid for this video to be produced by a shell company in Seychelles.

There is a further 62.9% confirmation that the video is broadcast once a month on the illuminati channel which is secretly owned by a the puppet master. There is only 17% confirmation on this; This 17% is made up of 6% confirmation the channel exists, 7% confirmation that the channel is secretly owned by a person and only 3% that the puppet master is not just a puppet 6% + 7% + 3% = 17%, there is only 24% confirmation that this all adds up.

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19254925)

I just got off the phone with Mike South, it turns out his leads, who have been right about things like this before, have confirmed 78.3% that Fabian paid for this video to be produced by a shell company in Seychelles.

There is a further 62.9% confirmation that the video is broadcast once a month on the illuminati channel which is secretly owned by a the puppet master. There is only 17% confirmation on this; This 17% is made up of 6% confirmation the channel exists, 7% confirmation that the channel is secretly owned by a person and only 3% that the puppet master is not just a puppet 6% + 7% + 3% = 17%, there is only 24% confirmation that this all adds up.

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 19254706)

Sounds like a movie... truth is stranger than fiction..!