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brassmonkey 11-28-2012 12:02 PM

Powerball 550 million!
 
who's buying? got mine :thumbsup

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/f/fat...n_060912/a.jpg

CamKing 11-28-2012 12:03 PM

going to win tonight

MaDalton 11-28-2012 12:04 PM

i would like to win that...

MontrealDave 11-28-2012 12:06 PM

I got my quick pick ticket, even after tax it is still a nice chunk :pimp

SuckOnThis 11-28-2012 12:39 PM

Your odds are better of getting struck by lightning 3 different times.

CamKing 11-28-2012 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19336706)
Your odds are better of getting struck by lightning 3 different times.

on this day

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19336706)
Your odds are better of getting struck by lightning 3 different times.

yeah but somebody is going to hit that number :2 cents: id be happy with 1mill second place :1orglaugh

carlsandoval\ 11-28-2012 01:05 PM

thats some serious cash

pimpmaster9000 11-28-2012 01:19 PM

Wow thats half a billion dollars :error wonder what sort of tax you would have to pay on this LOL

These prizes keep on growing man in 50 years I bet there will be a billion $$$ powerball

sperbonzo 11-28-2012 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19336762)
Wow thats half a billion dollars :error wonder what sort of tax you would have to pay on this LOL

These prizes keep on growing man in 50 years I bet there will be a billion $$$ powerball


You would pay about 165 million (one third), windfall tax.





And the people that buy tickets are suckers IMHO. You actually have a better chance to be elected president. LOL




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Spunky 11-28-2012 01:24 PM

Would you be upset if some Canadian immigrant won it all?

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2012 01:47 PM

What he said

Relentless 11-28-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19336774)
And the people that buy tickets are suckers IMHO. You actually have a better chance to be elected president.

During a non-election year while being struck by lightning during a solar eclipse. :2 cents:

Wizzo 11-28-2012 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19336774)

And the people that buy tickets are suckers IMHO. You actually have a better chance to be elected president. LOL

Mathematically no one should win, yet seemly someone always does... :winkwink:

Scott McD 11-28-2012 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19336774)

And the people that buy tickets are suckers IMHO. You actually have a better chance to be elected president. LOL
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Tell that to the people that win it...

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19336831)
Mathematically no one should win, yet seemly someone always does... :winkwink:

there has to be a winner no matter what

Relentless 11-28-2012 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19336831)
Mathematically no one should win, yet seemly someone always does... :winkwink:

Someone who is not you, and is not anybody you will ever know, is roughly the same as nobody won. :winkwink:

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19336886)
Someone who is not you, and is not anybody you will ever know, is roughly the same as nobody won. :winkwink:

then get the fuck out of here http://boards.collectors-society.com...smiley-013.gif

Mr Pheer 11-28-2012 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19336747)
yeah but somebody is going to hit that number :2 cents: id be happy with 1mill second place :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19336831)
Mathematically no one should win, yet seemly someone always does... :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19336837)
there has to be a winner no matter what

Well nobody won last week.

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19336900)
Well nobody won last week.

eventually someone will hit. im hoping its me.

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 04:18 PM

going to be a good holiday for the winner :2 cents:

shake 11-28-2012 04:20 PM

Worth the 2 bucks for entertainment value :2 cents:

L-Pink 11-28-2012 04:23 PM

If I win I'll pick 25 people here and give them a million each.

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brassmonkey 11-28-2012 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19337053)
If I win I'll pick 25 people here and give them a million each.

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not me :1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-28-2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19337059)
not me :1orglaugh

I'll still cut you in buddy. :)

Spunky 11-28-2012 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19337053)
If I win I'll pick 25 people here and give them a million each.

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I have firm buttocks :thumbsup

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19337061)
I'll still cut you in buddy. :)

:thumbsup

Mr Pheer 11-28-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19337053)
If I win I'll pick 25 people here and give them a million each.

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Good luck!

96ukssob 11-28-2012 04:40 PM

Someone has to win. So if you don't play, then your chances are 0.

My guess... Some rich fucker from Texas who's going to buy 5 farms and a plane. Or some teachers in Wisconsin.

I wish it's me!!!

MaDalton 11-28-2012 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19336774)
You actually have a better chance to be elected president.

actually you can run a nice campaign with that money and eventually really become president :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19337053)
If I win I'll pick 25 people here and give them a million each.

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please remember your german roots in that case :Graucho

Zuzana Designs 11-28-2012 05:23 PM

You got to be in it to win it!

StickyGreen 11-28-2012 05:27 PM

lol good luck with that...

LeRoy 11-28-2012 05:28 PM

Can someone buy me a ticket??

AllAboutCams 11-28-2012 06:12 PM

i can paypal the cost of a ticket if someone promises to pay me if they win

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19337201)
i can paypal the cost of a ticket if someone promises to pay me if they win

minimum 500 tickets sorry :)

keysync 11-28-2012 06:19 PM

Wasn't there a lottery website that you could pitch money in and they would buy tickets then post them weekly on the website for everyone to view.
If they hit they would divide the money and pay out.

VenusBlogger 11-28-2012 06:32 PM

In the past it was 1 million jackpot..

then 10 million.. 20, 30.. and so on.. now the LOTTERY gives away 500 million WTF??.. it really has no limits..

foulfowl 11-28-2012 08:38 PM

Got my tickets out and waiting for the drawing :)

brassmonkey 11-28-2012 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keysync (Post 19337210)
Wasn't there a lottery website that you could pitch money in and they would buy tickets then post them weekly on the website for everyone to view.
If they hit they would divide the money and pay out.

http://www.powerpick.com/az/overview/

TrustedJ 11-28-2012 09:15 PM

I understand why some people play the lotto. Someone has to win! But the odds are it won't be you.

Mr Pheer 11-28-2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrustedJ (Post 19337457)
I understand why some people play the lotto. Someone has to win! But the odds are it won't be you.

Thank you, Captain Obvious

brassmonkey 11-29-2012 02:01 AM

there was a winner in arizona and missouri

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...-has-been-won/

nico-t 11-29-2012 05:15 AM

wtf a ticket for such a huge prize is only $2?
Here scratch tickets where the main prize is €100.000 are about the same price.

For the new years lottery the prize is 30 million tax free, a ticket is €30,-

Naughty 11-29-2012 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 19337849)
wtf a ticket for such a huge prize is only $2?
Here scratch tickets where the main prize is ?100.000 are about the same price.

For the new years lottery the prize is 30 million tax free, a ticket is ?30,-

Lotto is 1 or 2 bucks, winnings up to 20-30 million if it takes a while for somebody to win.

brassmonkey 11-29-2012 08:32 AM

60 people hit 1 million prize

fitzmulti 11-29-2012 08:39 AM

I did not win.
Summanabitch

brassmonkey 11-29-2012 10:19 AM

powerball and 3 numbers :( 100 bucks one more number i would have 10 grand

Killswitch 11-29-2012 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19336895)
Yup, you can't win unless you play and for $2 it's worth the 10 minute thought of what you'd do with all that money. Good clean fun if you ask me.

$2 a week if you buy a single ticket, 52 weeks in a year.. $104.. Now lets say you play from the age of 21 (legal to gamble) until you die at say.... 81... $6,240 wasted on "good clean fun" when you could have put that $104 every year into something that guarantees you make money off it* and have a good amount of money by the time you die to give to family/friends instead of hoping for a big pay off that is less likely of a chance of happening than being mauled by a BearShark.**

* I grew up watching my dad play lottery and granted he did make some big wins, but he also spent a lot to make that. For example he won $5,000 on a ticket.. I'm pretty positive he spent more than that to win it.. It's just not worth it to me.

** Obligatory BearShark
http://i.imgur.com/KCnzp.jpg

brassmonkey 11-29-2012 12:05 PM

Az ticket sold in fountain hills

50 sad non winners :(

woj 11-29-2012 12:07 PM

five hundred 50 million


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