Daft email from a hotel in London..
 

Booked a hotel room for a night next week, about a month ago.

Just got a '*Highly Personalised*' email from them that says:

I know its just promotional BS, but I find it funny that they would even consider saying that they are 'excited', or that they are currently preparing for my stay, a week in advance LOL

Yay! CurrentlySobers coming - in person! Stock up on tolet paper !!! :winkwink:

yeah they are excited and happy to preparing cause they dont know what you will do on their toilet and bedroom ...

Yup, probably means they are ramping up security... My bad... :(

if only they knew what you are..

Seriously just laughed soda out my nose reading this. Have fun, btw!

Yes, a paying customer....

I will :) 5 Star Hotels are fun!

Shame you cant make it - If there *is* a next time, I'll let you know :thumbsup

reservation reminder

cutting out waste of resources by people who call or contact to confirm bookings before travel

I would have used "who" instead of "what" in that case :1orglaugh

That actually makes perfect sense :thumbsup

Some people are obviously so disorganized they may have forgotten.

True, but it was really the LEVEL of personalisation that made me smile :)

I wont post the entire email, cause the amount of PERSONAL info I'd have to redact, would be silly! But thats my point - Had they simply said:

I wouldn't have thought anything of it... But the word 'Excited' and the visual that they are 'preparing' - 'Just for me!' simply gave me the giggles :)

You know what that means? Mr Muscle is also on stand by.

your room will be shit