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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-09-2013 10:44 PM

Big guns = small penis, small gun = huge penis. The ugly thruth!
 
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Fat Panda 01-09-2013 10:59 PM

i have small guns and a small penis....guess im an outlier

Markul 01-09-2013 11:29 PM

What if you have no guns?

buzzard 01-09-2013 11:30 PM

Lots of guns and lots of places to put em ;)

AllAboutCams 01-09-2013 11:34 PM

My dick is so big it looks like a rifle

Scott McD 01-09-2013 11:44 PM

What about small penis but big balls ??

Nasty 01-09-2013 11:52 PM

http://www.linkpicture.com/out.php?i=48255_mygun.jpg

L-Pink 01-09-2013 11:52 PM

I have a bazooka in my pants.

notime 01-10-2013 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 19417990)

Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?

Black All Through 01-10-2013 04:26 AM

What if you have lots of small guns?

privatesociety 01-10-2013 04:38 AM

What the....

facialfreak 01-10-2013 05:22 AM

I do not own a gun. I carry my penis in a wheelbarrow.

pimpmaster9000 01-10-2013 05:32 AM

lots of guns= scared society

notinmybackyard 01-10-2013 06:45 AM

I have more than 40 years of experience as a pornographer. I have seen a lot of human sexuality.

I would not say that big guns is necessarily a small penis. But selon my experiences and observations it does tend to more often than not point towards sexual inadequacies and / Or latent homosexual tendancies. In all the countless scenes I have filmed, I can count on 1 hand the number of "good" scenes a self professed gun fanatic redneck has given me. I have tried shooting videos involving guns over the years. There is about as much heat in them as a dead fish and even less errection

You know the type of male that comes with the best errections to a porn set???
The dirty fucking hippie. You clean them up, they tend to fuck like a dog all day long.

PR_Phil 01-10-2013 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 19418144)
Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?

there appears to be piss dripping down the center of his balls, that should answer your question.

mikesinner 01-10-2013 07:55 AM

http://i50.tinypic.com/2119mxv.jpg

I believe this was the gun I had when I owned a video game store in a very bad neighborhood. It was big enough for me, besides I could always pull out my dick and beat the guy to death with it.

xNetworx 01-10-2013 11:13 AM

If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off:2 cents:

Double trouble 01-10-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19418016)
What if you have no guns?

= pussy :winkwink:

CAHEK 01-10-2013 11:27 AM

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dgraves 01-10-2013 01:30 PM

My cock is a weapon of mass destruction!

Spunky 01-10-2013 01:36 PM

If I had a small penis,I would use my big gun to shoot myself

edgeprod 01-10-2013 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19418729)
If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off:2 cents:

So, what you're saying is, you need help finding a gun dealer? Just use Google. :thumbsup

acctman 01-10-2013 05:51 PM

i'd shoot myself if I had no dick at all :/

epitome 01-10-2013 05:58 PM

Many people with varying penis sizes own guns of various sizes.

My friend has a big dick and drives a Hummer.

adultchatpay 01-10-2013 09:51 PM

I have a small gun and one big gun.

2013 01-11-2013 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19418729)
If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off:2 cents:

why don't you just blow it off because your an idiot


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