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Dirty F 01-12-2013 10:08 AM

Yo Swirlscunt, who are you gonna blame for this?
 
Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

Your shit is broken:
http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
There is always something broken on your site.

Dirty F 01-12-2013 10:10 AM

Look at this shit:
http://www.saraswirls.com/galleries/ss89-2008.html

Listen, do this: Pay someone who knows his shit to go over your site and fix everything. It's one big clusterfuck.
Now i understand this can happen but apparently your site has been around for a long time already. It still looks like it's made by a retarded 12 year old 3 days ago.
If you fix your shit you can stop blaming everyone for your lack of signups. Yes, it really is this simple.

Dirty F 01-12-2013 10:12 AM

If you wouldn't be such a psycho bitch and would not have blamed innocent parties for your own fuck ups all the time i would've helped you. But now, nah, fuck you.

candyflip 01-12-2013 10:20 AM

Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?

Dirty F 01-12-2013 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19421753)
Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?

Then what is she paying for exactly?
Nothing on that site works. Plus it's slow as fuck. Maybe the images are huge or the server is slow. Not sure, didn't check.
I'm pretty sure i could find 10 reasons within 2 minutes why people won't sign up.
I think most people can.

CyberHustler 01-12-2013 10:24 AM

:Oh crap

BIGTYMER 01-12-2013 10:28 AM

Sites a total mess.

ottopottomouse 01-12-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19421744)

You mean you haven't heard of the Distorted Thumbs Throttled To 100KB/s niche?

SKUP 01-12-2013 10:34 AM

So what is the use of her being around?

Sly 01-12-2013 10:57 AM

Join form submissions are up 200%.

FingerPrinter 01-12-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19421834)
Join form submissions are up 200%.

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Dirty F 01-12-2013 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19421834)
Join form submissions are up 200%.

Haha that was so weird.

bean-aid 01-12-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19421738)
Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

Your shit is broken:
http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
There is always something broken on your site.

You know the entire site just got replaced with new script and everything. You are finding these broken links from the old affiliate page URL which we added back so existing affiliates could still access the gallery URL's etc.

There are 1000's of old pages that no longer exist. It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.

What are you talking about thumbs? Looks fine to me ;)

FingerPrinter 01-12-2013 11:47 AM

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=142926&dateline=1344229393

gfyworldnews 01-12-2013 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19421834)
Join form submissions are up 200%.

Imagine what they would be with the join button above the fold.

TheSquealer 01-12-2013 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19421877)
It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.

You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

Uhm... ok.

Good job?

Bye bye search traffic, genius.

bean-aid 01-12-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19422025)
You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

Uhm... ok.

Good job?

Bye bye search traffic, genius.

ummm... who 301 redirects 1000 pages?

I think there are 30 or so 301 redirects on the pages I wanted to..

I'm out of this thread, lol. It has been a couple weeks now, maybe 3, traffic is up 50% from before Christmas.

I think some of you should actually look at this site, see what happened, and likely replicate it. I'm not going to explain what happened and why it is of huge importance to the success of this site.


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