Where does everyone get these crazy ideas about the United States?
 

We're all running around shooting each other, we're all aggressive and fat, we're all imperialists and think we're better than everyone else, none of us know anything about anything outside of our borders, etc .... it's all untrue and stupid. Turn off your television sets and come see it for yourself OR shut it up.

are you drinking bro ?

Must be true.

Piers Morgan says so.

Idea about eating 1.5kg of stake at once - from you.
Idea about 5 foot 3 inch female (your sister) eating 3 BIG portions of stake (680g.) at once - also from you.

johnny ?

Russians :2 cents:

yes it's me, do you want to cyber ?

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That's a big stake.

These guys look like the rumor starters. :2 cents:













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I like america and american people

Americans? I guess they're okay once you get used to them... :winkwink: :party-smi :anon



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Another /thread

He also implied in a thread that he's either shot or shot at people and then backtracked.

i bet you would like to eat my steak :2 cents:

I bet you're one of those people that thinks every girl wants to as well. Sometimes we have egos that are bigger than we can actually support.

actually, it was more of wishful thinking on my part.

Plus one - Much better than being in the UK... :2 cents:

all true...also you shoot others...your country has dropped more bombs than hitler since ww2...you constantly have 100.000s of troops on other peoples territory...you are klingons...


more than 1/3 of your population is practically crippled by obesity...

yup all true...a country raised on theft and slavery continuing the old tradition even in modern times...

true again and goes for most americans...

I'd say that pretty much nails 75% of them.

God bless 'Merica.

take a look out of your window and rephrase that again.

Pretty much.

Visit any another country and you will see how scarily fat the US is.
Other countries are catching up though.

I am happy an americain said that.

Although always slightly arrogant and conceited the average americain used to be pretty decent and respectful. But a lot has changed in the last 40 years.

Coming from an aggressive gun nut who brags about eating 1.5 kilo steaks.
Are you retarded or what?

Every day I wake up and I go about my business. The government doesn't interfere with me or stop to ask me silly questions, and oddly enough I never come across any criminals trying to break into my house and what not.

Life is good.

i cunt afford to be an american.

an illegal alien from mexico is more of an american than DWB. :2 cents:

he is an american he doesn't know what kilo is. :2 cents:

There is nothing wrong with American's just the criminal bipartisan elite in Washington D.C, imperialist? You bet. Over 900 military bases around the world and routine interference in other countries affairs, drone attacks, renditions, assasinations and god knows what else the CIA is up to including but not limited to drug running and shipping guns to Mexico (Operation Fast and Furious)

you are not living in american dream and detectives don't drive luxury cars?

no way, i saw it in movies

Hard to argue with it. We have much to regret. I know that most Americans are great people, but too many of us are lacking in education - and that's no accident. The powers that be don't want an educated electorate. Public education is constantly under attack from the right wing. We can't have the best education system in the world AND launch wars while cutting taxes for the rich, so guess which route we go?

Well in Australia there are drop bears and bunyips to be found everywhere and now the new Nevada of UFOs

That's a fact know for more than 20 years :1orglaugh

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Lived in the states for 18 years, it's a pretty accurate statement OP. Especially in Florida.

First world third world.

You forgot that last part so I fixed it for you.

They have read it on the internet so it must be true.

It is natural for the most powerful country to be sniped at by others, and to have meaningless statistics such as populace obesity exaggerated into some sort of vulnerability.

Certainly the US as a world actor has much to answer for, but, as the intelligent posters have pointed out, those actions are the result of an increasingly disconnected government rather than individuals. Most US citizens are decent people, if somewhat insular. The average IQ is 100.

May we US citizens be gifted with the knowledge of where the perfect, flawless, blameless country is, so that we can aspire to that paragon?