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NALEM 01-13-2013 04:08 PM
Walk the Red Carpet with NALEM ... XBIZawards 2013 [photos]
 
The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line. However I did see some fresh faces I never seen before. Either that or I don't watch enough porn on the tubes. :1orglaugh

The fact that it was indoors was perfect :2 cents: considering this time of year it is very cold for everyone working it. Previous venues Palladium and the Hanger @ Santa Monica Airport where to far for many to commute to, and non industry members where able to walk right up to the event. Century Plaza Hotel offers a great venue location to have it, considering everything from Valet/parking to the layout of the Grand Ballroom showcasing the actual XBIZ awards ceremony. :thumbsup

Its no easy task to organize these events, so hats off :pimp to the entire XBIZ crew and support vendors for pulling this off.

For those of you that know the girls of porn, feel free to share their stage names here. Thanks!

Dirty F 01-13-2013 04:29 PM
Quite ironic how someone with such horrible photography skills starts a photo site.

WuTang 01-13-2013 04:37 PM
Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.

Dirty F 01-13-2013 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WuTang (Post 19423435)
Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.
A totally clueless idiot.

2013 01-13-2013 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WuTang (Post 19423435)
Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.
not to mention in jfk/baddog pics all the companies / webmasters are smiling in nalem's pics they are like who the fuck is this guy ( oh he's the asshole that charges for pix and vids to be taken down from that really ugly site nalem )

L-Pink 01-13-2013 07:01 PM
What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?

2013 01-13-2013 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19423560)
What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?
take a bad photo

yuu.design 01-14-2013 06:00 AM
awesome pics dude!

NALEM 01-14-2013 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19423560)
What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?
Answer the call, and use the other phone to take the picture. :2 cents:

Quote:
Originally Posted by yuu (Post 19423974)
awesome pics dude!
Thank You Yuu! :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19424031)
What do you mean he is a horrible photographer? His photos look exactly like the instructional pamphlet that came with his sony cybershot point and shoot camera say they should.
You are mistaken PornoPete. The photographer didn't use the Sony Cybershot this time.
He tried the Disposable Camera by Fuji. We are quite impressed.:winkwink:

http://s6x.it/6va35

2013 01-14-2013 11:19 AM
http://www.eccchistory.org/TrainWreck01.jpg

2013 01-14-2013 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19424500)
This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem

seeandsee 01-14-2013 11:21 AM
i like the babes!

NALEM 01-14-2013 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19424502)
This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem
Thanks for bumping 2013. :2 cents::2 cents:

Quote:
Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19424506)
i like the babes!
Good news: it means you are straight !!! :thumbsup

just a punk 01-14-2013 11:38 AM
Ah FleshLight, that famous sponsor of pornolab.net? Cool! :)

DamianJ 01-14-2013 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19424519)

Good news: it means you are straight !!!
Homophobic *and* talentless and stupid. Wow.

mechanicvirus 01-14-2013 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19423418)
[SIZE="3"]The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line. However I did see some fresh faces I never seen before. Either that or I don't watch enough porn on the tubes. :1orglaugh
http://nalem.com/displayimage.php?g=...p=IMG_3316.JPG
http://nalem.com/displayimage.php?g=...p=IMG_3588.JPG[/URL][/CENTER]
You work in porn and don't know who Kayden Kross is? Get out.

mechanicvirus 01-14-2013 11:54 AM
I will pay someone $1000 to get NALEM's IP banned here for life.

2MuchMark 01-14-2013 11:58 AM
Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?

Quote:
The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line.
The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.

kyro 01-14-2013 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19423505)
not to mention in jfk/baddog pics all the companies / webmasters are smiling in nalem's pics they are like who the fuck is this guy ( oh he's the asshole that charges for pix and vids to be taken down from that really ugly site nalem )
that sucks so he charges people to take their pictures off of his site? what a pos

kyro 01-14-2013 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19424553)
Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?



The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.
Mark it is not like you to insult people. :2 cents:

GonZo 01-14-2013 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19424553)
Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?



The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.
Maybe this is why someone else is sponsored by search.xxx ? Instead of this moron?

NALEM 01-14-2013 12:42 PM

NALEM 01-14-2013 12:53 PM

Dirty F 01-14-2013 01:11 PM
Nalem, you still don't get it? Everyone here thinks you're a fucking idiot and wishes you would piss off. Take the fucking hint you dumb loser.

discounts.xxx 01-14-2013 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19424502)
This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem
hahaha wowww gutlesss :1orglaugh

kyro 01-14-2013 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by discounts.xxx (Post 19424672)
hahaha wowww gutlesss :1orglaugh
what is discounts.xxx ?

Lykos 01-14-2013 01:32 PM
Good looking ladies :)

Dirty F 01-14-2013 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19424559)
Mark it is not like you to insult people. :2 cents:
Finally he is growing up. Soon he'll be a real man.

2013 01-14-2013 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19424553)
Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?



The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/7204/idiote.gif

Which one of these idiots above was it?

DamianJ 01-14-2013 02:09 PM
Buster Brown is the biggest cock I've ever met in the industry. He was begging everyone he could find for drugs.

BlackAndBlue 01-14-2013 02:23 PM
So why isn't it Nalem.xxx, since you're tight with Stewart Lawley? Did he cut you off the money teet?

NALEM 01-14-2013 02:34 PM

NALEM 01-14-2013 02:38 PM

Kovachi 01-14-2013 02:43 PM
Does anyone else remember Nalem's other failed project, seizethedomain.com ?

He had some of the worst domains ever registered.

I really believe Alex is retarded.

xNetworx 01-14-2013 02:51 PM
Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks

2013 01-14-2013 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19424822)
Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks
:1orglaugh

NALEM 01-14-2013 04:12 PM

Dirty F 01-14-2013 04:15 PM
Nobody gives a shit you moron.

TisMe 01-14-2013 04:18 PM
So who's sponsoring this nalum retard to take bad pics this year?

Smut 01-14-2013 04:19 PM
Who is this clown? I've seen his shitty spam on other forums also. He's a poser JFK and failing miserably at it. Does anyone even work with this guy?

NaughtyVisions 01-14-2013 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19424822)
Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks
Sometimes when I'm shooting stuff, be it a model or my son's martial arts belt tests, I'll go fucking crazy and shoot like a motherfucker. But I don't send out or put up all of those pics. If any little thing looks off, eye(s) closed, mouth or face in a position that makes the subject look like they suffered a bout of bell's palsy, or anything at all that just looks odd to me, that pic gets deleted. If I shoot 300 pics of a 10 minute belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. If I shoot 10 pics of a 10 minutes belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. That's simply a photographer's job.

If you're not prepared to inspect your work before displaying it (and take into consideration if it could be embarassing to the subject if candids), then put the fucking camera down.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-14-2013 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19424636)
I know this girl, she was in my room last night. We made out but I only got to third base with her.

xNetworx 01-14-2013 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19425005)
Sometimes when I'm shooting stuff, be it a model or my son's martial arts belt tests, I'll go fucking crazy and shoot like a motherfucker. But I don't send out or put up all of those pics. If any little thing looks off, eye(s) closed, mouth or face in a position that makes the subject look like they suffered a bout of bell's palsy, or anything at all that just looks odd to me, that pic gets deleted. If I shoot 300 pics of a 10 minute belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. If I shoot 10 pics of a 10 minutes belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. That's simply a photographer's job.

If you're not prepared to inspect your work before displaying it (and take into consideration if it could be embarassing to the subject if candids), then put the fucking camera down.
I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi :1orglaugh

kyro 01-14-2013 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19424701)
Finally he is growing up. Soon he'll be a real man.
no he will always be a suck up pussy :2 cents:

kyro 01-14-2013 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 19424967)
So who's sponsoring this nalum retard to take bad pics this year?
Nalem always has been and will always continue to be self promoted. the only company stupid enough to pay him was xxx. he is a trust fund baby and shooting is his hobby. he doesnt make any money from it.

kyro 01-14-2013 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kovachi (Post 19424808)
Does anyone else remember Nalem's other failed project, seizethedomain.com ?

He had some of the worst domains ever registered.

I really believe Alex is retarded.
^^^ this ^^^

TisMe 01-14-2013 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19425032)
... he doesnt make any money from it.
Considering how bad the pics have been he's still overpaid.

NaughtyVisions 01-14-2013 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19424958)
Fucking really? The subject is looking down. If you're going to show the subject looking down, you have to show what the fuck she is looking at/doing so it doesn't look retarded. As it stands...what is she doing? Digging in her purse? Signing an autograph? Looking and laughing at the photog's penis? Looking at her pedicure?

I think what's worse than the picture itself is the fact that you display it proudly like it's a fucking masterpiece.

NaughtyVisions 01-14-2013 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19425019)
I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi :1orglaugh
Are there any webmaster-eating-sushi fetishists around? Perhaps he can start a paysite for them...

Dirty F 01-14-2013 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19425019)
I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi :1orglaugh
How fucking annoying must that be while you're eating.


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