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mrgica 01-14-2013 02:55 PM

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
 
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Voodoo 01-14-2013 02:56 PM

Go back the way you came from.

Deej 01-14-2013 02:58 PM

Learn more, act out, tell older people to fuck off with little kid eloquence. Blow minds with preemptive maturity. Hit on a hot teacher,cause ten to one, they fuck!

epitome 01-14-2013 03:00 PM

Believe in yourself.

Low self-esteem holds so many people back in many parts of their lives.

DWB 01-14-2013 03:00 PM

Difficult to narrow it down to just one. But since all I get is one.... LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE AND DO NOT LIVE THE LIFE YOU THINK OTHERS WANT YOU TO LIVE.

Dirty F 01-14-2013 03:00 PM

Don't ever start posting on gfy.

tfs 01-14-2013 03:01 PM

Don't be a newborn child. Too late? Sucks to be you!

Dirty F 01-14-2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19424850)
Difficult to narrow it down to just one. But since all I get is one.... LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE AND DO NOT LIVE THE LIFE YOU THINK OTHERS WANT YOU TO LIVE.

9 out of 10 people who say this live the live others want them to live.

Farang 01-14-2013 03:08 PM

Don't go to pattaya...

mrgica 01-14-2013 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19424851)
Don't ever start posting on gfy.

Why, it can be a lucrative experience..

wehateporn 01-14-2013 04:04 PM

This is a trick question as a newborn child won't yet have mastered language. Instead, I would advise the parents not to vaccinate :2 cents:

Dirty F 01-14-2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 19424928)
Why, it can be a lucrative experience..

Or it can go horribly wrong like in my case.


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