The whole internet is slow as fuck
 

Can't even renew my domain names because of Namecheap timing out.
Wtf is happening.

It's the end of the world.

PayPal was timing out for me. everything else seems ok.

namecheap works fine here....just bought 23 domain names

Twitter was timing out for me earlier tonight too, Internetpulse.com shows a little bit of complications.

Everything works just fine :)

So I promised this guy I would follow his daughter in my van and throw dead mice with their eyes cut out at her every day.

Temporary layoffs, good times.. Easy credit ripoffs, ne gros.

Weiner up side ya head.. Weiner in side ya head.. Say wut say wut.

You drop the balls on me.. Baby.. You drop the balls on me.

Piss on your porch, shit in yo house..

Fat lady sees a cockroach!!!

Not the face.. Not the fucking face ya piece of bitch trash!!

Beat to death with a dick.

Beat to death with big floppy donkey dicks..

Treal gansgtas beat their bitches with bags of oranges yo..

You can dance if you want to..

Not by the hair of my chinny chin .. My sack is knotted.

Those poor people!

Sorry about your teeth..

Umm.. How the hell did you do that? My pw is ultra secure..

I think you better.. Spread your sack and fly like a squirrel!

Raining meatballs and hamburgers..

To douche or not to douche.. That is the.. Bacteria laden vaginas can lead to crunchy tomatoes.

I got it I got it I got the fiddy dollas.. Let her have it.. With no problems!

I spy with my crusty eye something.. Oh no! Not toast again!

My woober is stale..

Sunshine is my destroyer..

The chipmunk murders..

Jello tits..

Jewish hands..

Christopher Walken says ''dinosaurs'' as he passes a put put golf..

I'm thinking about publishing a book.

Don't lie, you would buy it.

Webs all fucked up. Who broke it?!

China is attacking the Internet Squirrels:thumbsup